Hmm

I use my vidya knowledge to seduce the beast

Congratulations you're now stuck in a hole hope some of those gold coins are chocolate, friend.

How do you escape this? Doesn't matter if you get the gold, you're trapped in there

I paid money for a game like this because I was so sick of the fake ads. It's actually fun.

You realize this game is free right? I had it installed ages ago on an older phone but I think it was called like Hero Rescue or something generic like that. Its a neat concept but there is zero difficulty in the 100s of levels I've played.

Now what they need to do is make the office chair surfing game starring charles real.

pour the lava into the pit, let the spiky platform fall down and jump on it while it's on the lava

Those weird ass ads are oddly faszinating. Like, who does these? They are so fucking weird. Bad enough to be AI generated but still just complex enough that there are probably Pajeets or Chinks needed to mass produce them.

I just paid 2.99 for some gem bundle for Monkey city because I was sick of the ads

They're made by third worlders to advertise a game that doesn't exist. The more profound and absurd the better.
Then they use ad clicks to determine what shovelware game to make and stuff as many microtransactions into it as possible

How did we go from this...

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..to this?

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More importantly, how did he get there?

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mlord

Is he real?

Pull the lava to kill the beast

Wait for lava to cool and harden

Throw down the spike roof thing to make confirm the lava has hardened and give me a flat surface

Take the gold and exit through the tunnel the lava came from

>no, no, NO!

>Wow... Yes!

>keep getting ads for this shit
>eventually start getting ads of a guy telling me that this is the legit game and faking playing it
What are they gonna try next? Still not gonna download it.

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I'm this fucking close to do this with Coin Master.

You haven't hit the next level where the ad is about the fakness of rhe ad versus the gameplay and how frustrating it is that the advertisement doesn't match the game, with thw voiceover not matching the guy talking

Not even kidding

Is this some weird meta-meta-irony advertising or some shit?

You're lying. That can't be real

I played around 400 levels of this shit for like $50 on some "get-paid-to" site and it was hell, I almost gave up. Took a whole week of almost constant playing.

>try the game
>puzzles are kinda stupidly scripted
>some weird ass empire building when all I want is puzzles
>you can only even play puzzles on a daily timer
about as bad as to be expected

I've gotta use my brains for this...

I really like this mobile ad

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No way

mobile garbage ad thread? nice

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Ok that's the first time I've chuckled at a mobile ad.

Probably ever.

La creatividad...

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It's hard to believe that this shitty fucking Travian knockoff is still kicking around, still spamming its hideous ads in any space to be found.

This happened to me when I tried to play it at age 24

>prehistoric groomer
nice.

feels good being 32 and legally able to play most games

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What's your favorite shitty ad?
youtu.be/W3kIWA5KIvk

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wft kind of AI is making this shit

lmao

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Based that he just throws the baby, also no fucking shit he's not the father, why even bother with a DNA test?

this one is great. someone post the one with the granny who helps her daughter fix up the house

pull the lever so the man can drop down and be reunited with his wife

I would have downloaded this but the protagonist isn't even a boy

what

lel

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>Steins;Gate.webm

Where the hell are you seeing these ads? I literally have not seen an ad online in nearly 10 years.

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>they still see adds
true goy and nigger cattle

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It's even better with sound
youtube.com/shorts/lFfDZZ52aAc?feature=share
Also this youtube shorts thing is really fucking annoying, I wish you could disable them

>tfw we'll never get to exist in the alternate universe where flash didn't die, and instead we got decent 3D support so any retard could go around making games of similar "quality" to these absurdist ads
why even bother living?

You can still view shorts like regular videos, you just have to change the url. The video id is the same

How the turn tables...

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Any cool citybuilders like this?