The fact there’s so much depraved porn of her genuinely saddens me. No matter how much characterization a woman gets...

Yea Forums Reddit NPCs don’t actually think

I'm gonna go jack off to her right now and there's nothing you can do about it.

bros... wat do?

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if she is not a hot young woman, nobody would gives two shits about her, user.
Imagine if it's not Booker's daughter but a son. There will be threads after threads complaining about him bitching and whining about "muh Paris" and "muh Comstock" while Elizabeth here gets a pass.

That's just how normalfags are, they crawl all over sex like it's some hidden scary thing and somehow correlate base behavior with intellectualism as a cope.

Being a coomer isn't unique, it's arrested development.

>they're related
makes it more spicy

I am starting to think this common phrase "men only think about sex" is actually the opposite. Women are more sex driven than men.
Of course if you take a coomer Yea Forumstard weirdo as a reference all men will look like they are sex obsessed, but almost any regular woman is literally a whore

Pretty sure even the actors thought that, they didn't know about the twist and some of elizabeth's lines def came across as flirty to me. and iirc ken has said oldboy was an inspiration so I wouldn't be surprised if maybe he was actually gonna take it in that direction at one point.

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how was i supposed to crack this puzzle without a guide? i thought skyrim's door puzzle was gonna be the only pain in the ass i would see in games in the future

Take the Burial at Sea pill. The Little Sister and Big Daddy dynamic is a cultural sexual fetish.

10/10 puzzle

Let's be realistic here.

>20 yo young woman that could never live out her biological impulses
>gets saved mysterious tough mercenary who's so attractive even men want him

In any real world scenario, she would be on his dick within minutes.

This is why women do the best porn

I know this is a meme, but it's a password. Not a puzzle.

>A door into uber-USA
>Only need 1 ringing for the 'knowledge' bell while the 'technology' and 'military' require 2 ringing
What did they mean by this.

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>men only think about sex" is actually the opposite

"Rule34" has 300 search results for Booker (and most of those are gay or him fucking Elizabeth) and 10000+ for Elizabeth.

You're wrong.

I'm still not even clear why they had me do this. The whole opening sequence is really good but I have to laugh when they coulda just rung the bells in a cut scene for me.

>she's her daughter
>they don't know it
>they never met each other before
That's enough to make them both be horny around each other 24/7.

>key
>icon for technology
your brain is a bit fried m8

>people like the pretty jailbait with all the screentime over the mediocre middle aged man you rarely see
whoah makes you think...

>there's only three bells
>card says there is two key bells and two sword bells
This is at the start right? How did this pass QA?

Finally, a smart game for smart gamers.

/fucking thread

>That animation Anaru did of her

BEEEEEEEP
You are now being reminded that the fucking studio created enough content for THREE FUCKING GAMES. A certain Motherfucker rewrote the entire script 4 times and the studio put out an absolutey fake scripted gameplay trailer that's nothing like the retail version. Originally the source of her fucking powers was MAGIC. The game has nothing except coombait. There's nothing else besides it in this medicore corridor crawler. Watch the e3 trailer.

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Benjamin Franklin is the founding father that holds the key, historylet user.

shut up Levine

The charges, officer? You're not pulling an artifactfag here are you?

>Originally the source of her fucking powers was MAGIC
but that's actually worse than the dimension travel explanation, lol

I want to suck on her stupid stump pinky like it's a dick

On her finger chode? That's her least long digit though

Virgin redditard

Haven't played Bioshock Infinite but everyone here says the story sucks donkey balls and the story in Bioshock 1 is also awful so I believe them.

It's the only saving grace of this game user, no one cares about the fucking casualty theory or Booker's real identity, or what was the songbird all about.

>write a dogshit character in a dogshit game
>trick millions into playing it
>the disappointment of consoomers has accumulated to one of the biggest blue balling incidents in human history
>porn is created en masse to soothe the pain and let them finish
basically true for all major franchises featuring women with bad writing and dogshit gameplay, see nu lara, all fighting games, all mobas etc.

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Bioshock 1's story is a masterpiece compared to Infinite's

at least 1's story makes some sense

normies loved the game and love it to this day. only nitpicky Yea Forumsirgins and other (wannabe) elitist vidya critics disliked it for its simple gameplay

Am I wrong, or was Bioshock Infinite released on the exact last moment when a video game could have a fanservice damsel in distress without causing a Twitter shitstorm?

everybody knows normies have shit taste but ok

bioshock 1 story was good. just stretched thin.

Infinite puts Bioshock 1's twist garbage into context, but it's also a long cry from Levin that he understands string theory like everyone else. So instead of mkultra victims you get cosmically predestined mkultra victims and the whole Elizabeth thing gets even creepier.

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On a certain level I actually am sympathetic to the OP. It does sadden me when I see a nice girl being depicted doing a bunch of depraved things like IR/cuckshit that the character has no indication of doing. Its completely out of character and pointless, what kind of freak enjoys that anyways? I'm a man and I will not lie, I like tantalizing content too. But not in the way most of these "artists" are doing. For me, it is vanilla and needs that emotional connection, or there is nothing.

>wait a minute, that fag...

we did that
it was called marriage

the phrases
>the disappointment of consoomers
>soothe the pain
imply there was some cyberpunk 2077-tier disappointment, but its not even close.

How "nice" a person, whether man or woman is in everyday life, has little to no impact on their fetishes. There are docile people into BDSM, uptight people secretly into dog stuff etc.

The character is unironically a boring uninteresting pretty face

Let's settle this. Were the two story DLCs better than the main game?

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Bioshock 1 (and 2) is carried by very strong visual aesthetics and sound design. The gameplay is "passable". Infinite has significantly weaker gameplay and the visuals are not anywhere near as unique. You can tell there was just way less passion involved on the parts of the day to day programmers

no. atlas felt completely shoehorned in and elizabeth (the most powerful being in the universe, mind you) dying to save sally felt anticlimactic as well

Yes, because it actually did something with the many worlds interpretation. We can only play the burial at sea 2 Elizabeth because only she won the Russian roulette game, thus her probability wave has been collapsed into this one entity.

Disgusting commie

I think that's true but only to an extent. Spend enough time with someone and you will know when they're hiding things. And that doesnt give anyone carte blanche to just do whatever they want if you ask me. Its still tasteless and debased.

what characterization?

I finite was a pretty straightforward character drama in floating racist town that goes off a fucking cliff the second they introduce infinite realities

Science Magic is still Magic user

>they're related
now they're interesting.

Literally the generic Disney girl personality