2022

thanks for the storytime

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>forgive me Jamezibart

Fuck you for making me laugh

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Nice ass

Right? Immediately destroyed any enthusiasm anyone had for the game. I wanted to see more of Princess Charm and Lt. Jackson. They're both adorable.

>food on bed
absolutely repulsive

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I actually considered giving the game a try but never did

The game was fun but last time I played it the queue times were close to 3 minutes.

That mouth is a void where cthulu lives.

Stop using porn to promote shitty games. You faggot.

I never forget shortstacks
Princess Charm is cute

I never got into Bowsette because that's a dude in a lady's body and I ain't into fucking dudes.

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>Source is some girl blowing her brothers brains out on accident and immediately offing herself as well
>Family enters the room one by one with an A+ reaction

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Rest in pepperoni. If only they advertised their game. I didn’t even know it was out.

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It's baffling how EA had a studio make a whole ass trailer and have people get kinda invested in these parody characters, then not include them in the game at all as skins or anything. Not even after the large amount of love for them after the games announcement.

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>make game
>make trailer that has nothing to do with the game and has a thousand times more personality
pretty much all people i asked said they were hooked by the trailer until the game came out and it was just fortnite dodgeball and the characters from the trailers weren't in

>some fat sheboon starts screaming I can't breaff!

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>some girl blowing her brothers brains out on accident
I'm gonna guess the phrase "the gun wasn't loaded" was uttered at some point.

>Decide to see if they've used any interesting characters
>It's the most generic boring shit ever
I would plow that character for years to come but the game itself is obviously completely shit.

>"I'm gonna lead my team to victory!"
I love her.

It's pretty sad when the marketing company you outsource your trailer to comes up with a better idea for a game. EA is pathetic.

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That hairstyle really pisses me off for some reason. The half buzzed half long.

AYO BIX NOOD DIS MUFUGGIN THANG LOADED IGHT YOU KNOW I BE KEEPING IT ON ME AT ALL TIMES, YAERDME

So he dindu nuffin for once?

>when you realize you dont have to pay child support anymore

She deserves more bros

Wtf is this game and why it looks like cancer?
Also people in this thread talk about "interesting trailer" but all i see is fortnite-tier gay shit.

It's an action dodgeball game but the trailer made it look like it was going to be the videogame equivalent of Drawn Together before it started actually advertising the dodgeball half way through.

I thought it was another variety of Bowsette but with her side shaved.

Please take your ESL rambling back to normie social media.

>LT. Alex Jackson
CS:GO Counter Terrorist
>Corgon, Son of Rthkar
Warcraft Orc
>Princess Charm
Princess Peach/Daisy with some Sonic Attitude thrown in
>Capt. Wrangler
Halo Spartan or Starcraft Ghost, Or Lightning from FF13
>Max Splints
Madden Football Player

exactly

She's so cute! It's so disappointing that she's not in the game.

Honestly, I thought for a second that the trailer mascots were part of some kind of meta aspect of the gameplay. Like, you'd be playing as them playing the game.

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>just films him instead of helping

At least he covered his mouth

I thought they would be characters in the game. When it was just generic xbox live avatars I tuned it out. enormous missed opportunity.

>Picture in the background
Dropped. The trannies are cuckposting again, should have guessed from the obnoxious sidecut and completel lack of hygene.

>trannies
>cuck
Why are newfags so obsessed with intersex NTR?

Same. Again, the marketing company that made the trailer somehow has more imagination than EA. That's just sad.

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It's not bowsette
youtube.com/watch?v=Pf8MJkuE3N0

small girls with big fat asses turn me on like nothing else

The initial reaction after the trailer was pretty fun.
Knockout City Itself is an alright sports game but that Trailer was something else and people were left empty handed in that regard with the amazing idea.

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she's cute

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I loved knockout city so much. I'm hoping the jump to F2P at least brings back a few players so I can enjoy it again

okay doctor, how do you help someone vomiting?

I fucking hate liquor bros
have a hangover right now

then don't drink it

vile art

Some people can't be helped, user.

Can we talk about how beautiful her animation is? She's so fluid and expressive, and that's probably a big part of why she was so memorable. Why the fuck doesn't she have her own game?

the vomit guy can't even help himself