La goblina

Actual creaturas don't seem to be that cute.

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This bitch looks so much like my whore BPD ex-gf it's uncanny.

What the fuck am I looking at?

california police force

She's perfect and only low test incels disagree

MUCHO SEXO POR FAVOR

Explains why they're filled with white supremacists

Don’t think about, just like why is Morrison black now? Re Vitiligo?

this thread lacks butt

she's the best part about the game
especially if you buy her announcer voice pack

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>omg she is so cute!!
>sex sex sex!
okay... then i want to see you justify this...

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nico looks like she's down to give rimjobs

Nell' had a husband, Roy Howard, and a son, Rock Howard.
They divorced and Roy took Rock and remarried.
Roy had a daughter with his new wife, Alyssa.
Alyssa fell in love and married Agnus, eventually having Nico.
Agnus left for Fortuna and Alyssa got sick and died, so Rock legally adopted and raised Nico.
Rock told Nico stories of Nell, so Nico grew an intense admiration and love for Nell and took the last name Goldstein out of respect, even though she's not related to her by blood.

>that SFM of her getting pounded the fuck out
I literally had to ice my balls because of how hard my dick was watching that.

>tfw first thought she was ugly when first revealed then later grew on me now I get hard as diamonds every time I see her now
Sometimes it just takes time to see the beauty

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Right there with you brother. Still not a fan of the chain smoking though.

But you never will. The closest thing to sex you’re ever going to get is when gym teacher touched you back in high school. Which is why you’re a faggot today.

Damn that heart thing goes all the way huh

this is my skin type. how do i cope

>that anaru SFM of her being forced to suck a shota cock
my dick never recovered

Sexiest part is the revolver heart tat that goes straight to her vag. You know she loves to fuck.

She’s kind of gross but I’d fuck her. She looks like she’s a freak in bed.

Since when? Since when did you give up cock and balls for women? You don’t have to pretend here. We’re all frens

>hating tattoos

The only people who hate piercings or tattoos on women are niggers, virgins or fats

Wrong

How many times do you get high each week?

>t. heroin addict with AIDS who owns a shitbull

L M A O
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I own a tiny soul cat

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how about that source hombre?

Literally the videogame version of Arabelle Raphael. Prime fuckmeat that deserves nothing but raw dick.

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Bro don't post that real life 3d shit in here

Not even close.

Trannies need not apply. You will never be women.

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Ok, coomer.
Let's get back to actual cuties (2d)

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Can I play Devil May Cry 5 with absolutely no knowledge of the series?

3DPD. Get this trash off Yea Forums.

Yes, I did that and had a fucking blast, don’t miss out.

All DMC girls look a bit funky, but that's what makes them charming.

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That's nice to hear, I'll be sure to grab it during a sale then.

unforgivable crime that a ladies night dlc wasn't made
i just wanted to play as nico

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t. trannies

>japanese devs make a character that looks realistic and not japanese or anime
>shes the hottest character in all of japanese vidya

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Why does Nico -canonically- refuse to wear a bra, especially when wearing such a tigh cropped shirt? What is the deeper meaning and philosophical themes behind it?

Itsuno explicitly made Nico because he wanted a cute mean tomboy that appeals directly to his own personal tastes

>niggers hate tattoos
*sirens* retard alert *sirens*

>Itsuno explicitly made Nico because he wanted a cute mean tomboy that appeals directly to his own personal tastes
Holy shit, what a chad.

>One of Itsuno's inspirations in creating Nico was also his affinity for being scolded by "bad girls". He stated that it would be "cool" to hang out with a girl who is sassy like Nico, who smokes all the time, points out your flaws, and gives you crap when you need it. As such, Nico was never thought out to be a playable character, but instead, someone who tells the player to "man up" and do better

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why do they all look the same?

she looks like she FUCKS

I mean sure but you'll be a tertiary nigger

At the very least watch the "History of DMC" video in the ingame library.
Gives you quick rundown of the B-tier story necessary

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/4436029

Technically, going by her model, she's half-English half-Malayisian.

>muh mutt
your ancestors for thousands of years never worried who they fucked so long as they spread their genes. what sort of a loser are you?