AHEM
FUCK TURIANS
FUCK QUARIANS
FUCK ELCOR
FUCK HANAR
FUCK BATARIANS
FUCK DRELL
And most importantly FUCK THE ASARI
AHEM
FUCK TURIANS
FUCK QUARIANS
FUCK ELCOR
FUCK HANAR
FUCK BATARIANS
FUCK DRELL
And most importantly FUCK THE ASARI
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what about salarians?
>not the Geth
Javik was right, genocide the machines.
Mass effect 1 allowed you to pick the xenophobic dialogue options and even side with terra firma in a quest.
Then every game afterwards made the human-first organizations just unequivocally evil and removed any dialogue option for you to agree with them.
Bioware became such fags over time.
>fucking the Quarians, Elcor, Hanar and Drell
>not fucking the Geth, Krogiggers or the Salarians
Your priorities are all fucked up, dude.
But yes, Asari are the worst parasites to ever leave the primordial muck. FUCK THOSE BLUE CUNTS
I do. Lovingly.
>Then every game afterwards made the human-first organizations just unequivocally evil
Cerberus were unequivocally evil in ME1. ME2 tried to retcon them into being "not so bad".
>FUCK TURIANS
AGREED!
I liked the roleplay potential of being a pro-human Cerberus-leaning commander, but I can see why it wouldn't make a huge amount of sense for future games where the vast majority of your team and alliance opportunities are all aliens if you were just allowed to be a blatant bigot the entire story.
It is a shame that Cerberus went from being the lesser of two evils to GI Joe villains in the third game though.
Only to make them the big villain faction in ME3 lololol
Mac Walters prob one of the worst writers in this entire industry
Question is, Yea Forums, who's worse -- him, or Emil Pagilarulio?
Literally every character in ME2 tells you not to trust Cerberus, including the 2 squadmates that actually work for Cerberus.
Also none of Shepard's dialogue options actually get you to agree with the Illusive Man when talking to him and the paragon option is always aggressive/confrontational.
There's also the overlord dlc.
>And most importantly FUCK THE ASARI
gladly
BASED
Based.
Asari should of gotten the Genophage instead. Can't fuckin' stand em.
>no romance
>renegade
>kill all squadmates on suicide mission
>kill wrex
>sabotage the genophage
>side with udina
>kill the rachni
>control ending
FUCK ALIENS
>kill all squadmates on suicide mission
you can't do that and make it to me3, you need at least 2 squadmates to survive
>control ending
You've lost me.
At least you're not one of those retards that picks Synthesis.
Back the fuck off that's my wife.
Salarians can stay.
>waiting for ME4
>not reprogramming them to be sexbots as their original creator intended
this is what the (((quarians))) took from you
cerberus were way more evil in 1, what are you talking about?
Way more evil than in 3, when they literally become an army of husks trying to kill off humanity in service of the reapers?
you know i was talking about 2, but unironically yes because they have the excuse of indoctrination there instead of just being rogue glowniggers. it's played as a fall from grace at least where the illusive man is concerned, while in 1 they weren't humanized the same way
You barely knew anything about them in 1, they were just miscellaneous villains. Plus ME2 shows how fucked up they are in overlord.
Or Jack's loyalty mission.
For some reason I hate Liara way more playing through the series today than I did the first time I played it 6 or 7 years ago.
>tfw no Turian gf
Vetra didn't even get a real sex scene. It's not fair bros...
if the new mass effect doesn't let you pick your own race its shit.
cause its the writers waifu
>Mac Walters prob one of the worst writers in this entire industry
There's worse. And he did write Garrus and Wrex. So he's not so bad.
I get the feeling he doesn't even want to be in his position. He seems like a decent guy who's forced into the fall guy position.
As a lead writer? Maybe. He's seems to be quite good when writing characters, but not when writing overarching plots.
Shame really, Karpyshyn shouldn't have left for SWTOR or they could've called Gaider who is by far their best writer. A shame really
The MC will always be human, since this is Nu-Bioware the main character will be a tranny and black
KROGAN COCK
Can I just fuck Jack, instead?
Well everyone else has already done it...
>liking Jack
She's a confirmed whore. Why would you even consider a relationship with her?
They must be up to something.
Maybe because you're a race of whores, you dumb blue bitch
>kill wrex
>sabotage the genophage
Unironically the safest choice
Yahg cock > krogan
I'm playing this right now, kinda sucks how you're not meant to actually choose dialogue options, just pick blue or red at the beginning of the game and stick to it.
Why are they always prostitutes? Seems weird when you're 100 years old.
Stop staring at me, humancels. I'm not your eye candy, we're a proud race.
ugly bastard the race
Sure you are...
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T WORRY ABOUT THE EXISTENCE AND CONTINUATION OF YOUR OWN RACE ABOVE THAT OF OTHERS
>IT'S LE BAD
>"EVIL" KARMA POINTS FOR YOU!!!
there is no karma in ass effect
>forever stuck in a shitty game
rip
based
You could also delay the tuchanka mission and make the atomic bombs there goes off, effectively ending the kronigger race. Without kroniggers to hold the line, the turian homeworld fell.
Also rat out tali for shit and giggles and let her burn like a rat in the me2.
kek based
Pretty sure you have to let 1 person live in ME2 suicide missions to let Shepard live, so probably letting that one asari vampire chick live would be the best for that.
>Play ME series
>Everybody dies
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Kek, I might try this at some point.
Oh I fucked your wifes back till I blew it out
Its more of "any reasonable person should realize that putting humans first won't work where we're going"
Played it all for the first time recently and my objective metrics are
>ME3: Citadel
>ME2
>ME3
>ME
>.....
>....
>...
>..
>.
>ME3's "ending"
Big blue cock