>that kid who called controllers "remotes"
That kid who called controllers "remotes"
Cooper Brown
Nathaniel Foster
Well, it kind of is
Juan Hernandez
>that kid who called paddles "controllers"
Cameron James
>Parents call all Vidya controllers "joysticks,"
Jayden Howard
>that kid who called the X button “cross”
Connor Ross
This here's a "clicker" family. Best you boys keep movin along
Adrian Gutierrez
>that kid that caught you stealing his vidya and you made uncomfortable eye contact for like five long seconds and you pocketed the game anyhow and he said nothing but stopped inviting you over and you never gave the game back
Jonathan Sanders
remote control.
John Brooks
>that kid who only had one remote
Owen Ross
>that kid who called cutscenes "cinematics"
Aaron Thomas
Thank fucking GOD, I have never met a dumbass who has ever called it that.
Isaiah Long
>that parent who called cartridges "tapes"
Brandon Johnson
You are a nigger in spirit (or even physically, I don't know)
Jayden Richardson
>that kid who called characters 'toons'
Landon Evans
>that firend's mother who called video game cartridges "game tapes"
Levi Gomez
>That kid who ate game controllers
>had tons of chewed up ones he stole in his room and was gnawing away at them, taking months just to finish one
>he ate the fucking batteries too.
>only (you) knew about it
>later realize why he fell down in the middle of school and never got up
>he ended up getting lombotomized
Chase Rodriguez
>that kid who calls vames "video games"
Benjamin Phillips
He’s most likely physically a nigger too if the other kid didn’t retaliate at all.
Ian Jenkins
"People" sitll do.
David Lee
This was me. I would "borrow" my friends game. He never asked for it back so I would keep them. I would then conveniently move away.
Wyatt Garcia
My parents always called them "paddles" because of the Atari.
Carson Cruz
>That kid who called 1-ups "extra guys"
Kevin Carter
LMAO WTF
Dominic White
>that kid who called grenades "garnades"
Benjamin Lewis
Nunchucks
Mason Gray
Cross, box, donut, and pyramid are the correct names.
Lucas Taylor
>that kid who called sentries "turrets" and spelled it as "turrents" every time
Carter Perez
>that autistic chunky girl who would run around the quad
Nathan Phillips
these people should be exterminated
Anthony Baker
>That tard kid who was fucking godlike at all the Mega Man games
He was absolutely non-functioning in every other way and said his name like Timmy from South park half the time but one time we watched the fucker effortlessly beat all 6 (at the time) Mega Man games in one sitting
Aiden Nelson
>that kid that spelled rogue as rouge
checked
Joshua Brooks
>that user who plays video games
Surely none of you do this, right?
Adrian Campbell
My girlfriend does this and it drives me fucking nuts.
Jordan Perry
>friend still says “reticula” instead of reticle to this day
Evan Miller
>that friend
Samuel Cooper
>20+ years ago
>"Friend" acts like he's above me
>Broke my retainer by hitting my head for "fun"
>repeats his own words in whispers after talking normally
>have an annoying phrasing and tone of "my turn"
>he isn't even native to our country
>stole and scammed games from neighbours
>wants me to keep quiet about it
>tells the whole neighbourhood about his scams
>he ends up being ostracized by the close bond we in the the cul-de-sac have
>doesn't talk to me anymore
>moves out a month after
>his mom was a drug addict too
>stole his Bomberman 64 cartridge
>stole his Majora's Mask cartridge + expansion pack
>he was the fat kid on the block
Good fucking riddance. Childhood was better without him.
Logan Nguyen
>that kid who called the controller a paddle.
Jason Morgan
>that kid without any friends
:)
John Scott
>that kid who called Ganondorf Ganordoff
Easton Turner
>kid who called games 'tapes'
Zachary Cooper
>that kid that rubbed his dick on his autistic cousins pussy
Anthony Robinson
>that kid who would mispronounce like every single Pokémon name
>he’d call Sandshrew “Sandscrew” and Far’fetched “Farfuda”
He was really good at THPS2 though
Christopher Diaz
My zoomer bephews still call them paddles because of their dad
Brandon Robinson
post 3 faggot
Andrew Smith
that kid who called people niggerfaggot
Colton Reed
>the kid that stayed in playing video games in the summer
80s babies rise up
Cooper Campbell
>that zoomer retard who calls the PSX the "PS1"
Jonathan Hill
I’m pretty sure I called the PSX the PSX, what else would you call it?
Jackson Mitchell
>that kid who called rocket launchers "Bazookas"
this was me and I still do it
Matthew Miller
>gamepad
Nathan Russell
the PS1
Elijah Brooks
Fuck you justice you fat fucking trombone player. I told you not to come back to my house because you kept stealing my shit.
Christopher Mitchell
>ctrl f "turrent"
>1 result
seriously what the fuck is up with this?
Joshua Campbell
My friend called them "gurr-ger-naides" and might even still. He's 31
Angel Gomez
You mean that kid who grew up with a Wii in the house?
Ian Miller
i call it a gamepad without a hint of irony
Jackson Rodriguez
>that kid who pronounced iron as "eye-run"
Jeremiah Cooper
>that kid who called his mum by her first name and slapped her arse as she left the room
Julian Foster
>that kid who pronounced melee as "mee-lee"
>that same grown up kid who pronounces gif as "jiff"
Jordan Rogers
giwtwm
Evan Lee
>Not calling them potato-mashers
Charles Martinez
>haha no its called budder hahaha