Ponder the scent

challenging wank with all your mates around.

does magic cause balding?

>not a single person of color
>not a single non cis male
>hetero hegemonic white blonde female in a dress
How can you look at this and not see the problem? geez

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>swamp mana
>water mana
dude...

>not a single person of color
open you're eyes

my dick

I wonder what it's like to be a pretty woman and know that most of the men you know have jacked off thinking about you or looking at pictures of you

it's a jewess

I'll take a vowel, and another, another vowel please. one more vowel. another vowel. and, uh, better make it a vowel, uh make it two. how many is that? one more vowel please. oh, and a consonant.

>UUUOUOOUH

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I randomly stumbled upon a giant MTG tournament at my convention center. The smell was absolutely horrific, I knew it would be bad but the entire hall was fucking REEKED.

>thumb in pocket stance

me on the left

why did she draw her ovaries?

oh, the bro hiding behind left guy kek

If you wear graphic tees and jeans and are even slightly overweight- this is you

You could have the best bone structure in the world, but you blend in with these fools. Learn to dress and lose weight you bastards. You are GOING to make it.

tfw no math phd wife

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>You could have the best bone structure in the world, but you blend in with these fools. Learn to dress and lose weight you bastards
Sorry but how any of this will give me an advantage at Magic tournaments?

ice!

I wear graphic tees and jeans for this exact reason, to be invisible

my whole life I just wanted to fit in

I haven't played in like 15 years I can't remember. I was gonna add one forest mana too but brevity is the soul of wit

for me, it's the Uniqlo U crew neck in black.

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So many bald or balding men, life is pain

why did she draw a BBC?

I mean that's kinda part of being a man

I think balding is becoming more common, probably linked to reducing testosterone levels ironically

Balding has always been more common than not

>bri'ish "comedy"

depends on race, but also I meant as a %, more men are going bald, earlier, than in the past

sick of this kike cunt but she does have a nice tnetennba

consider the odor
contemplate the fragrance
see the stench in your mind
envision the aroma
speculate about the scent
fantasize about the fetid funk
ponder the perfume
meditate on the musk
reflect on the reek
think the stink

That's fair. Teflon, seed oils, and women pissing estrogen from their birth control into your city water

True that, it's horrible. I wish I could go back to a time in my life where I wouldn't notice that someone was bald or balding, now I'm in my 30s it's the first thing I notice when I look at people and I wish I could stop it

Bald Ryan gosling

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Balding is associated with higher testosterone. Hence why a treatment for it is to start taking estrogen

Pragmatize the pungent

it's both, testosterone actually causes faster hair growth, DHT affecting your hair follicles can cause them to stop growing

See how cruel life is, that guy would be an 8/10 if he had hair

Maybe if Ryan Gosling redeemed it sirs

Why are they all so ugly?

this is what real nerds look like

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Most of Yea Forums look like this

Back to /pol/ browncel. Lefty pol is still pol

she's a zionist shill

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It's a Magic: The Gathering gathering what did you honestly expect?

You do realize a Yea Forums meetup would be about same except possibly few more fat brown people.

zionist just means supports israel in the modern day

Soooo nobody is going to start screeching about how ugly British women are? Thread's been up for 25 mins

if he lose weight and got hair plants he would be at least a 7/10

I'd slam her so hard the hollandaise would break, so no this slag is A OK

I've never gotten the appeal of the "jeans + t-shirt with my favorite thing on it" look.

I'm British and I look like this.

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there are a couple attractive british women

Why even keep the rest of his hair at this point
Shave or wear a hat, retard

Why are you a tranny and an incel?

what a chad

he's already shaving it pretty short, he probably just hasn't done it recently

She's an alien, she's a legit alien, she's a 10 of 10 in Bonglaaand

Oh you're balding too?

Most left guy is how most of here looks like

based cavill coper

He seems to be the one who wants to least be there as well.

>h-his hands are s-small

"The Master Race"

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Fat Brown Magic players are the master race?

she cheated on her husband

damn, she really let herself go

someone needs to lay of the beer

No, nor are crackers.

>reskinned enemies have identical idle animations

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she's pregenant retards

Wierd that they invented everything and conquered the planet meanwhile brown people flock to their countries in millions to escape other brown “people” and chinks live in dystopian bughives

That poor woman.

>Wierd that they invented everything and conquered the planet
Do you mean they stole all the inventions from brown people while using subterfuge and manipulation to 'conquer" developing nations using gunpowder bought from china?

Maddox?

She's doing that shit job for a reason.

literally more chads than the average video game or anime convention

sad state of affairs

what's her name?

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6/10 at best

she's a maths nerd, she probably played MtG once

>Dr. user
>we're MTG

I cant even wrap my head around why, like smash bros i understand because theyre constantly playing the game practicing tech blah blah no time for a shower whatever but what about a fucking card game is keeping you from basic personal hygiene

I still feel for her. Being in places like that is horrible.