How to make a game like this?

unity?

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if you think making something like this is dependent on the engine then you're too far gone

html5 and css

Don't know user, looks like you'll need Unreal Engine 5 at the least.

you could probably make this in anything

you are going to need a team of about 20 people dude

make sure you brush up on your polymorphism, virtual inheritance and lambda expressions

Game name?

janky porn

need complete knowledge of C, and ideally Matlab to make anything close to that.

you could make a simple game like this in just about any engine. Just pick whatever tools you feel the most comfortable with. If you are new to everything, I recommend Unity because it has a large user base, and therefore a large community to help find documentation and answer questions.

first of all, you need to download all of loomis's books

You need to have straight As in all of your Math courses in grade school growing up.

That's a joke no EOP would get.

have you already read this yet? you will need to read the japanese version if you want to make japanese-styled games

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Source?

Do people find this hot?

You've never played strip poker?

When I was a kid who used to use newgrounds, but I don't think I ever found it hot.

it's a million times better when there's an actual animation and she's embarrassed

You need to be/have a good artist. It doesn't matter if you can code it, if your characters in a horny game look like shit then nobody's gonna play it.

I like this guy's stuff. Can't wait for his next game.

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thx
>loomis
lol
nah i am confident on the art part

Show us an example of your art

source?

>nobody's gonna play it.
i dont care
>have a good artist.
done
>can code
cant thats my problem

o rlly

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Well I did find those new grounds animations hot. Try to expand your imagination

why would i? too famous
would only cause a shitpost on my twitter

LARPer confirmed

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UE5 with RTX and on a lot of cell shading. No one will notice the 5 fps framerate.

if you're asking question like this, you should give up

as game dev of 10+ years this is most retarded question i ever saw, how can you be so technologically inept

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I just got the damn pun

nice

calm down
it was just a joke

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i am literally working in IT department
kill yourself coding monkey

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Its probably being a porn artist that has done it, Its basically made me celibate. I don't know what people find hot anymore and I just wonder if something so tame can do it for someone.

It's being tame that makes it good

you got an uncensored version of that gif?

yeah

catbox it

Yes

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Does she want to break her fingers?

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry over the fact that I got this

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You are the most retarded IT person I've ever seen. You could make this in Gamemaker 6.1. You could make this in Godot. You could make this in Scratch

No, I don't think I will

Kill yourself

LMAO

i don't get it

Funny how the older guys look completely fine and unique from each other while everyone else has the same bug-eyed crack whore face. Can't believe people pay for this

I could make it in Game Builder Garage on the Switch

sex

>I am literally working in IT department
Congrats, you studied for your A+ Exam for 2 weeks and got a certificate that every Indian off the boat already possesses. You truly are a gifted genius of the highest caliber.

Not him but how do I get into IT when so many poos are competing against me?

Have decent soft skills. In IT you will troubleshooting basic shit that most people on this board can handle. If you have a good personality you will stick out because "most" IT people are spazs.

A+ exam is hard as fuck. It took me a good 2-3 months to study for it. Way too much memorising for cabling, WiFi types and port numbers.

It took you 3 months to study for A+? How shit of a student are you? Once you memorize the acronyms and troubleshooting problems it's a pretty simple test. You only need a 75/77.5 to pass.

>Once you memoriz
I'm not good at memorising. I found the Security+ much, much easier because it was basically all soft skill questions. Memorising Wi-Fi types and their capabilities and port numbers was just ridiculous though.

jankenpon

Chocolate milkies...

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