Weird video game promotions you've seen?

I'm the only human on earth who will remember this but Sküljagger was a western-produced SNES game that had a HUGE pre-release hype campaign centered around it, comic books shoved into your magazines, the whole works, but most notably, it had this toll-free phone number you could call for the "Sküljagger INSULT HOTLINE" where the titular pirate would berate you with a series of utterly ridiculous insults. I believe the phrase "quivering bowl of LARD!" was included.

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This is because the Hawaiian king asked the Japanese emperor to colonize Hawaii, Hawaii always had a majority Japanese population until the US attack against Pearl harbour

No More Heroes Toilet Paper like 15 years ago

They also genocided millions of innocent Anglos, this was the worlds first refugee crisis with a million innocent Anglos being forced to flee to Canada to escape from the terrorism that was widespread during that time.

Unironically soulless

Chiquita workers work under terrible conditions and a lot of them develop skin cancer because of the chemicals they treat the bananas with.

I remember some turkish chips had Pokemon tazos in them. I had no idea how to read the language but that was my first exposure to anything Nintendo-related.

I did unironically buy some bananas and nuts after playing DK64 a few weeks ago.

Best pizza I ever ate.

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Is using bananas to advertise Donkey Kong REALLY that weird?

modern banana strains aren't even that good

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yep, only two more weeks until all the cavendish bananas are wiped out

enjoy em while they last, lads

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AYO HOL UP

>"The US was founded by a Terrorist group"

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>Void in Quebec and Mexico
based anglosphere keeps on winning

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Yes, The German immigrants that took over the majority of the population propped up the left wing extremist George Washington to exterminate the Anglos in America, a million innocent Anglos were forced to flee to Canada for freedom from the tyrannical Germans that took over America.
This is why the vast majority of Americans have German ethnicity today

Thats actually pretty fucking cool ngl

That would have been pretty neat back when I didn't loathe all of humanity and the medical profession.

i won't donate blood again until the (((red cross))) pays me market value for it

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ngl i would sell my blood for video games

Get educated
This is stuff you learn in grade 10 history

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and thats a good thing

That can't be real.

Just your average big company during back in the day, feeding poison to your customers and enslaving entire villages was completely average

Now the Teutonic states are getting what they deserve. America taken over by spics and Germany by Turks.
Meanwhile The 4 Anglo countries just continue to grow and grow

Beyond Good and Evil sold so terribly that in the UK they had to give away copies with cheese.

Pretty nice summary (when will this fucker come back?)

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Wow that's so smart.....

they should sell merchandise from zombie panic source, co-op horror, free on steam

eating the rich isn't terrorism, especially when the rich aren't any more educated than the populace is

Explain how thats both cyber and punk

It is

There was a Code Vein sponsored blood drive where you can donate blood to get a free copy of the game (or DLC or something)

What are you talking about? The Sons of Liberty were a terrorist group who’s goal was to genocide every Anglo in America, that’s why they invaded Canada. Thankfully we defeated them twice

>On 4 December 2012, IO Interactive faced heavy criticism for releasing a Hitman: Absolution Facebook app that allowed users to identify and threaten Facebook friends for assassination. Methods of identifying female friends included "her hairy legs", "her muffin top" and "her small tits". Methods of identifying male friends included "his ginger hair", "his shit hair" and "his tiny penis". Users could choose a reason to kill their friend, such as the fact that they "smell bad" or were cheating on their partner. Friends received a personalised video on their Facebook wall identifying them as a target. Signing up to watch the video presented recipients with a mixture of their own photos and Facebook details merged into a video of Hitman character Agent 47 shooting them. IO Interactive admitted the promotional app was in bad taste and removed it the same day.

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Except it wasn't about the nation, it was about curbing the british rule. Many anglos decided "fuck it, we'll just go where the liberty points" and joined in on the march. Only the stubborn tried to resist, and their resistance was met with pure, concentrated LIBERTY. Fuck yeah, America, freedom since day 1.

what the fuck

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Yes, the Anglos said let’s go where Liberty is and that’s why they fled to Canada.
There was no Anglos left in America after the terrorists took over the government because the Germans killed them all or they fled to Canada.

Sounds cool. No fun allowed though. You must be miserable at all times.

>we're willing to take your blood now even though you suck cock
>it's not enough for you

that sounds incredibly fucking based, shame people couldn't handle the bantz

Wtf racist? Nintendo linking bananas with colored folk

you have to pay
enjoy the shortages

Sell Plasma
I bought so many video games in college selling my plasma.

Surely there's at least 1 video of this still floating around. I refuse to believe this level of mad-laddity is gone forever.

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it's simple economics, i have something you need and you have something i want. pay up

>donut steel the redditfrog
Kill yourself

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There has to be someone out there who actually got a Rockstar pager, right?

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anglos are a cancer on earth, I hope they get erased along with germans

Not sure anything will top the Deus Ex trip to Detroit Rustlers ad.