Xenoblade Chronicles thread

Which xenoblade 3 girls have hairy pussies?

Mio obviously does

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I started another attempt to play Xenoblade Cronicles 2, trying as hard as I can not to look at Rex' pants and turning Japanese voice on, so it became mostly tolerable. However, today I learned that on top of overcomplicated systems and a snoozefest of a plot, there is a FUCKING GACHA! I just can't. The battles are too fucking long and it seems like characters deal no damage, and now this. Fucking depressing, i don't know if I can continue. Anything good about the game in the future that can keep me going?

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Give it the try. The "gacha" is optional and I never cared about it. Use sidequest to get more strong blades.

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If you want to make battles quicker, ensure that you try to make use of all gameplay elements: giving Core Chips and Aux Cores to Blades, giving Drivers accessories and Pouch items, etc. Doing sidequests and sleeping at inns will help you to level up quickly.
I lent the game to a friend, and when he returned it, he mentioned finding it difficult to progress (only having success by using Pyra or whatever); I have a hunch that it was because he wasn't good at making use of everything.
I hope this helps.

If mio captures the same timid loser energy that yuna did then she'll be a winner.

>Hope
A great game on par with the others, that will give a satisfying conclusion to the trilogy

>Fear
None. Monolithsoft always delivered quality games, and I trust them.

>Favorite character
The mighty Zeke von Genbu, Bringer of Chaos, also known as Zeke , or the Zekanator ! Behold his blade, Pandoria, and this is his sword: the Purple Lightning Dreamsmasher, if you want a taste, come and get it.

>The battles are too fucking long and it seems like characters deal no damage
You're not supposed to drop the controler and let the auto attacks do the whole work like in the meme.

ethel

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>My only concern is having all 6-7 party members
Having lots of character screaming their attack names, commenting on the battle, cheering on each others in absolute chaos is my favorite thing in XC's battles, having 7 party members hypes me so much just for that

The gacha is not as bad as you think it is. First of all, it's a completely free gacha that you can not spend money on to get more rolls. The only exception is the $30 DLC that gives you like 15 core crystals as a small side bonus, but that's not the reason you buy the DLC. Second, if you just occasionally roll blades throughout the game you'll get plenty of good blades. If you try to 100% the game it can be annoying since you're relying on random chance to get all the blades and whatnot, but it didn't take me much longer to 100% than it did XC1 I'm pretty sure.

If combat feels slow to you then you're not doing it right. The tutorials in the game are not very good, so if you don't understand combat you should watch a video that explains the basics of combat. Once you understand it the combat is very fun and satisfying. The story picks up as well, and the exploration and environments in the game are quality throughout. I recommend sticking with it.

What do you guys think the odds of her joining the party are? I'm thinking 65% since she has a unique weapon type that looks similar to Brighid's whips

Yes, there's no way they've shown the whole party before the game is out, she'll probably be the Dunban/Morag of the party

>The battles are too fucking long and it seems like characters deal no damage
Are you using art recharge pouches?
> there is a FUCKING GACHA! I just can't.
The game literally hands you Welfric and Mythra for free. The best blades pre-dlc. There is a side-quest to get the best blade in the game that comes with two driver arts, a side quest for another pre-dlc top tier blade in Tantel. If you really wanted to deal with gacha to get Kos Mos and the other top tier blades, learn driver combo set ups and beat the teacher Uyara side quest to get some gold chips from smashing the shit of the queen.

Hopes: Please for the love of GOD lower the amount of grinding needed to 100% the game down from 2. In 2 you had to: grind core crystals to unlock new blades, grind their affinity chart until their quest unlocks, and then in the case of Ursula or the fat rabbit dude - grind even more. I hope they don’t kill any legacy characters off, it’d suck for them to survive their respective games and then just fucking die.
>favorite characters
Dunban, Shulk, and Reyn are pretty fucking good

Xenoblade 3 will go down as the best Xeno game ever. Book it.

She will die and some form of Malos will join.
Probably reincarnated as a choco Loli or whatever God did to him after the whole Xenoblade 2 fiasco.

I wish Ursula was actually busted.

What are the best blades in the games??? Thanks in advance

It is from Me that all life is born. It lives only for Me. And it shall be returned!

Too broke to get Xenoblade Chronicles DE on my Switch as I need to save all money possible as I'm moving to a different country and want to be as much extra dosh. And Xeno DE runs like ass (i.e. drops to 21fps in overworld) on Yuzu EA.

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You don't really need to worry about that. I say just use whatever blades you get that seem cool or strong to you. They're all good enough to take you through the game.

>chronicles

90%

>t. SEETHED at 3
It's been months, 2bab. Get over it.

Oh, I was asking for curiosity. I finished the game some weeks ago and I loved it.
I will start Torna next month.

>Kill the God of your world simply because he wanted a cycle of death and rebirth, albeit for selfish reasons, that would still let 99.9999999999% of the historic population live full lives which would also be relatively safe from needless suffering in a balanced world
>As if it was a bad thing
>Do it for the sake of some undefined "Evolution" which even the Architect agreed doesn't exist as everything still repeats and things stay the same the more they change
>Even if some sorta evolution of humankind did happen, the end result would be them becoming like Gods (e.g. transhumanism), which would simply repeat the cycle and maybe even more achievable in Zanza's world for some
>Now have to live with clocks and other bullshit, and after that it'll be some other bullshit, really achieving nothing categorically different that didn't happen under Zanza for almost everybody
Wow Shulk and co sure were egotistical. The more I think about it the less it all makes sense

And no, I am not a 2/Rexfag, I prefer 1 and Shulk.

I love 1, 2 and I will love 3. Cope, trannyschizo.

It seems only trannies hate 2. Why is XC2 so based, bros?

I get that it's a meme post but what was Shulk supposed to do?

>hopes
I get the special edition
>fears
I miss out because they announce it only on twitter and I get bored of refreshing every hour

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Oh, in that case I'll tell you. The best in the game for sure is QTpi, provided you put in the work to build her up and customize her. Most DLC blades are top tier, Dagas is a really good supportive blade. Other good high damage blades are Mythra, Wulfric, Kosmos, Zenobia, and Herald. I'm probably forgetting some other standouts

Resign to his fate, be grateful for the life he was given and let the Bionis be reborn for another eon of prosperity.
I am being serious.
There is nothing wrong with death and rebirth, it's simply a cycle of life; people don't get mad at religions that support reincarnation, for instance.

xb2 combat is boring as shit. These are all just 4 different "do damage" buttons. Where are the buffs? Where are the interesting arts? XBX and XB1 had arts that let you mind control an enemy, arts that could instant kill with the right setup, arts that gave you iframes, arts that let you play dead to shed aggro, arts that let you enhance allies, arts that required setup with other arts to have different effects, fucking debuff arts, artes to control the party gauge. Who the fuck asked for this xb2 "3 attack buttons that all do damage and the ai automatically handles buffs and debuffs because our players are too stupid to handle it themselves" bullshit? Did people really find that more interesting?

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All dlc blades, except poppi buster, are top tier.
Poppi-qtpi is the best blade in the game.
Kosmos, Zenobia, Dagas, Herald, Wulfric, Bridged, Adenine, Nim, and Mythra are top tier blades in the base game. But you will not need Herald if you have Kosmos or Wulfric if you have Patroka.
T-elos and Patroka are top tier blades you get access to in the gacha system after beating the game. The latter is accessible in new game plus. Note: T-elos has the highest rate of being unlocked in the poll once unlocked that a single common core crystal is enough to get her.

Hope you like paying 300 bucks to scalpers user
But seriously, why the fuck did they make it exclusive, the other game's LEs were available everywhere

I just finished XC (the new XCDE version), should I play Future Connected or move onto XC2?

Logically FC should follow but I feel like the ideal set up is 2/Torna first, and then FC for reasons.

thanks that is what i will do!

Can't you hack your switch?

Hack!?

So you would be content if some egotistical god decided that at 10 years old you'd had enough of life and it was time for you and everyone else to be absorbed into his body? And you conveniently leave out that the main conflict for most of the game is occurring because Zanza just decided one day to attack Mechonis and nearly wipe out its inhabitants.

Main fear is Nintendo won't promote well and that it will sell only okay in its first month, and will have to huff and puff its way to 2 million like 2 barely did. I wasn't paying attention during 2's marketing campaign, but I remember DE's being abysmal.

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>Where are the buffs?
On their Affinity charts. Enemies debuff you with stench, which undoes the affinity conditions nearly every blade has. Although, not enough enemies have this debuff for some reason.
>Where are the interesting arts?
In the specials. Especially in the dlc blades. All level 4 specials provide invincibility. And blade combos...
>fucking debuff arts
Completed blade combos debuffs enemies from either calling out their allies, using affinity debuffs on you, prevents them from self-destructing, and other effects I can't recall right now.

>bad campaign
lol i still remember when english gramps explained the world for like 17 minutes boring everyone

It would suck. But the same thing happens in any "normal" world daily. Yes, not everyone dies at once, but the total death toll is the same. As long as human life persists, it's fine, so I am okay with it provided the world is restored later along with its inhabitants.

The Mechonis attack is cringe, I agree. I guess Zanza didn't want Homs to see the example of Machina and also decide to leave one day, since Meyneth was a lot more democratic.
However, by the end of the game, Mechonis is destroyed anyway.

>-Hopes for XC3?
The madman actually manages to tie XCX plot to the plot of XC3 and straight up lies once again about this game being about 1 and 2
>-Fears?
As it is so far, no gameplay outside of combat and walking/sight-seeing simulator.
>-Favorite characters?
Unironically the protagonist.

Can I play Xenoblade on a Wii emulator without a Wii-mote? Or is it GC controller appropriate?

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Nah, fuck that, if a godlike figure decides on a whim that your species' lives end when there is no natural reason as to why your lives are ending then, there is zero reason not to fight it.

Just plain stupid to go along with it if you did have the power to stop it, because that would mean they are not the kind of infallible god that should be in control of any cycle of death and rebirth. They're just someone with the capability of breaking shit and making new shit, that can likewise get broken and remade by other things.

Anyone have that meme comic of Shulk being all angry raging about to kill Zanza and Rex being Chad like and telling Claus he wants to be 'mates?

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Dude sounded like the pedo granpa from Family Guy

Hopes : Alt costume, I want those sweet pre Ouroboros outfits. Also vehicles, because it would be more fun than fast travelling.
Fears : I dunno, framerate drop ?
Favorite character : Zeke

Don't misunderstand me, I don't support Zanza as a character, he is obviously flawed and it would be better if the whole process was handled in a much more civil manner by someone much more mature (e.g. without wiping out everyone at once and without needless suffering).
I just think that death and rebirth in a thriving, natural world is a better deal than endless strife for the sake of "evolution of the species" which doesn't really happen in reality and nothing more than society-wide metafiction, in the end introducing much more suffering into the system for some very nebulous benefit.

And look what happened when he isn't allowed to fucking hold his world together.
They ended up on some foreign land and playing forever wars with the natives. Because their God is no longer there to manage the souls, guess what happens with the souls? Oh right, they become savage fuckers possessing bodies and now they have to play songs for them to calm them down.

Blame Klaus's stupid ideas for blades/titans for that shit, Shulk's new world was going fine.

Shulk's new world was actually just throwing them back into the Earth dimension, if I understand the post-1 retcons correctly.

>They ended up on some foreign land and playing forever wars with the natives
Kek, that's true on a meta way.

Shulk's "new world" is the invader here and Shulk is the cause of Klaus's death in XB2.

>Nintendo is actually rushing Xenobalde to cover for the fact that BOTW is development hell and they lost one of their biggest exclusives.
I haven't kek'd this hard in my life. Japanese game companies are fucking pathetic no wonder once Nintendo geos then we'll be rid of Jap platforms and they'll lose their influence over this industry.

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>and they lost one of their biggest exclusives
Lost what?