LOATHSOME

>guy just wants to enjoy his meal, but gets harassed by the libtards
Jeez, over-reaction much? Snowflakes these days are too darn sensitive.

why was he so loathesome?

Producing omens

THE MORE HE DRANK, THE MORE HE SHAT

THE LOATHSOME LOO LICKER

specifically maiden poop

DUNG EATER

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So he wanted to seedbed curse everyone on earth's souls and turn everyone into Omens. Why did he do it? "He was just EEEVIL" makes for such a lame villain.

He was an omen larper with an embarrassing scat fetish.

Omens are really bad somehow that's it.

OP

Don't you fucking die if you eat literal feces? Or at the very least run a very real risk of contracting some bad intestinal disease?

He hates the Golden Order for whatever reason and I guess he wants to keep spreading the Seedbed Curses, and eventually his mending rune, to cut people's souls off from being reborn through the Erdtree.

How did they hang him with his armor (and helmet) on?

They could have used a magic rope

His face and body were deemed too loathsome for the masses

AH, LORD DUNG EATER, GRANT US EYES! SO THAT WE MAY SEE!

>c-can't abort the retort

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Too extreme for Yea Forums

>THE BREADED POPPY EATER

>being a constitutionlet

Dung Defender!

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Yes

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You don't die just from eating shit. I've seen plenty of fucked-up people on the internet who sadly didn't die from that. But, yeah, you'd have very high chances of getting sick. At the very least there's e.coli even in healthy people's shit.

from top to bottom

Depends entirely on the health situation of the person whose shit you're eating. But it's generally a bad idea.

The guy talks a lot of shit. I was expecting him to back his words up, but he's a total bitch lol.

You don't die. But you can get a bunch of weird diseases, apparently stomach worms are common among gay guys that do you know what

How do I get here? I spent almost an hour running around this fucking cliff looking for a way, until I realized that you probably just teleport there or get from the underground.
I just reached Fatlus Plateau, is it still too early to get there?
Then again, this place is in Liurnia, a second fucking area in the game and it really enrages my autism that I can't explore everything before moving on to next location.

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its part of ranni's questline,you get up there way later,can't really miss it

You have to do Ranni's quest. It gets you there.

There's a way to jump up there with Torrent but it's pretty precise and obviously unintended.
The correct way to get there is by doing Ranni's questline

Thanks.
I really get ahead of myself a lot with this game. I gave up and googled how to reverse the Liurnia tower because I didn't have the item you should put on the pedestal by the end of the area. I guess I'll just be patient. Love playing From games blind, but this time I just lost it.

The filthy fecund fecal feaster, fastidiously

>>LOATHSOME

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What is his accent? Sounds like an asshole

>LOATHSOME LEAN SLURPER

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>SIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE MUG-MANIAC

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These are great keep them the fuck up

Amber Heard really is the ultimate test of the hotness/craziness scale

PRÖÖHING POOING EATER

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American?
They love to eat poo too.

the king of this sector

I AM THE LOATHSOM-ACK!

>kill feces feeder in his cell before he had time to stop banging his head against the wall
>spirit lady still keeps whining about wailing noises in the hub
Nice questline checks, FromSoft.

Why's lean become a meme all of a sudden? I find it weird because I've been on codeine for a while because they sell it over the counter in my country, and I just wonder why like, the weakest opiate has become a meme

>LOATHSOME

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i want to become the loathsome dung eater for toobee

That's not what I posted what the fuck
MOOOOOOOOOOOT

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