Gorons? More like Morons!

>implying

We don't avoid eating grass because of the flavor, we do it because we can't digest it. Once again, you're trying to be clever like the person that drew this shitty comic, but you're both retarded.

>gorons are a race that reproduce asexually yet still are genderlocked to all being males
?

If you wouldn't eat every single plant, gorons don't need to eat every single rock. Rocks aren't all the same.

At least they're not as stupid as the Zora.
>Entire world floods.
>Rock people figure out how to build boats.
>Fish people turn in to birds.

>the baby wears a potato sack
>adults all wear literally nothing, except the miner gorons in botw who wear some safety hats and harnesses to help them carry shit

>If you wouldn't eat every single plant
>implying

didn't the gods not want the zora to discover sunken hyrule or was that headcanon?

>gorons were beginning to develop into being the most technologically advanced race until suddenly the sheikah had sci-fi shit out of nowhere

You stupid fucking nigger, it's stated in the game that they're just picky eaters. We physically can't digest cellulose.

Is that true that they were based off on...bl-black people?

I would belly fuck a Goron...

The gods thought it was fucking weird that all royalty zoras had 4 eyes

>Where should we store our food, brother?
>I've got the perfect spot, brother!

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Shut up, Arin

What are you talking about, they all present female?

I only play modern western games btw

We do. The tastiest kind is wheat.

>it's stated in the game
Where?

Friendly reminder that gorons are the most based race in the zelda universe, because they are picky eaters, they exported all the minerals and rocks that they mined that they didnt want to eat, which allowed other races to begin to flourish in terms of tech and infrastructure.

Different minerals have different scales of hardness etc etc etc..
Maybe the goron teeth is just not hard enough to eat the specific rock that was blocking the entrance.

When they say they've become gourmets that only eat the tastiest rocks.

>that retard that tries rolling down the mountain instead of picrel

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kek

Touch grass

Touch rocks

>when they had bomb bags all along

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Damn last time I played OOT was 1999, you kids are way too interested in this old crap.

>SEVEN (7) (:::.

That's why he was doing it? For some reason I thought we was doing it to show off.

Fuck! Forgot imate! The stupid is rubbing off on me!

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Doesn't help that the new crap isn't interesting at all

Rolling around is an important part of Goron culture

draw (you) belly fucking a goron.

>I sleep with my face inside a known active volcano.
>What could possibly go wrong?

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gorons are resistant to lava though

Sure the bodies, but not their fucking eyeballs. Are you by chance a Goron?

Fippy Bippy

It's the little clefts under his eyes in the last panel that absolutely make this comic. He's genuinely happy saying this shit to him.

Te la metieron youtube.com/watch?v=TVL7yHxzoR4

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Kek, my fucking sides

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Doesn't change the fact that a singular child was more of a force to be reckoned with/competent at all than the entire race... twice... in the same fucking game.

Was it really only seven? What a piece of shit. Someone get Medigoron some high quality minerals to erase his brainfog.

Yes. The devs realized how fucking stupid it was for MM and rectified it to 100 for Razor Sword.

The razor sword should have been permanent, I hate this niggers

The Giant's Knife was a scam in the first place though.

Humans can't digest grass.

I think Rando does this, if you're in to that.

it's implying they can't digest them/it's bad for them as well, holyfuck you're a retard

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big dude

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UUUU

Isnt it a huge danger if the only rock they eat comes from that one mine? What happens when the mine dries up do they all die? They should all farm other mines

Eat grass, faggot.

Wonder what their poop looks like

Think before you think

Wrong. Play the game.