>pay millions to build statues
>pay millions for a magazine cover
>pay millions for gaming journalists to promote the game
>pay hundreds of millions to make realistic graphics of Aloy's beard hair
>still bomb
Lmao
Pay millions to build statues
Shes ugly as fuck
They're adding the game to PS5 bundles as we speak.
>release open world game within a week of Breath of the Wild, the most anticipated open world game of all time to that point
>release second open world game within a week of Elden Ring, the most anticipated open world game of all time to that point
fucking retards
Correct. I enjoyed the first game and wanted to play the second but Aloy's FAS face was so fucking distracting the first time around that I can't stand to do another game of it if she's this hideous.
ESLs hate this game so much. It's weird.
reminder that behind every post discussing sales figures or player stats is someone paid to post about it
Even if Aloy were pretty I find the entire aesthetic of this series hideous, the clothing designs are shit.
>They're adding the game to PS5 bundles
correct.
Aloy is so fucking cute its unreal
Not gonna buy the game or a PS5 tho
>still bomb
just you wait, sony will release sales numbers after months of ps5 bundles and you'll look like a fool
It's almost impossible to get a ps5 new without this game.
>Brutally blows
>still bomb
It made to the top ten sales on its console. It did better than most games.
That said, I still have the feeling that people don't particularly like that series even when Sony tries to shove down people's throats.
Series is fucking cursed, I tell you.
HZD released a week before Zelda: BoTW.
HFB released a week before Elden Ring.
You can't make this shit up.
If you cant even make top sales as the pioneer console title you have failed in every way possible
This is the ONLY game you would ever want to have a PS5 for and its one of the worst releases in recent gaming history
next game will release a week before TES6. screencap this
I agree that the look of outfits in this game is shit. I like fighting robot dinosaurs, even if Aloy is dressed terribly.
>Buying Bethesda jank at launch
I bet you think Starfield will be good
>calling you character a “placeholder”
Amazing marketing
keep your schizophrenia to yourself
>Aloy THE PLACEHOLDER
>played by Rosie O Donnell and Kathy Bates
But it made it to top ten, which puts in on a better position than 90% of the games released at any point during the year.
Still, I agree about it being a bad performance for a game that is supposed to sell systems.
Friendly reminder that people blaming Breath of the Wild or Elden Ring for Horizon's unimpressive performance are literal Horizon fanboys: they're implying that the game was good and just had the "bad luck" of releasing at the same time as very popular games, when the only truth is that the games are mediocre and uninteresting. Were they genuinely good, they would easily beat Zelda and Dark Souls 7.
Platinum Games fanboys are using the same """argument"""" to justify Babylon's Fall's terrible sales.
I liked the first game but I'm not paying $60 to look at chipmunk cheeks. If they hadn't changed her face I might have considered buying the game
What an incredibly stupid comment.YO48v
Remember when Alloy was added to Genshin Impact and no one whaled for her? Good, good times.
>Even if Aloy were pretty I find the entire aesthetic of this series hideous, the clothing designs are shit.
Are you me? the Horizon series has easily one of the ugliest aesthetics I've seen on a videogame.
Who said they were buying it dumbass?
these games are for low iq midwits
I need complicated and hard games like Crusader kings 3
Hoi 4
Stellaris
and arma 3
these games require a three digit IQ and most normgroids who play console couldn't get past the menu to set up the game.
I'm guessing they still managed to profit with all the money Blackrock gave them.
You don't need to have a triple-digit IQ to see Horzion is dogshit, even a retard like me can tell.
Nothing about the sequel stands out from the original which makes me uninterested and wait for a sale
where's the aloy porn? i wanna see her ride a big mecha dino cock
Anybody who says Aloy is ugly hasn't played the game. My stinky cave woman clone is cute! Especially eith the carja noble makeup
Top 10 on a console with backorder hell and a whole 15 games
This shit is embarrassing
>Turn girl into Niko Avacado
>WHAT THE FUCK, WHY IS MY GAME FLOPPING?
But they couldn't capture and subvert the culture of gaming like Blackrock wanted them to because Elden Ring ate their lunch so now Blackrock will stop funding them and fund someone else instead.
Source?
The game was fun and well made honestly, I dont see how sales effected my experience in the slightest. Seems tendie trannys are obsessed with sales as a metric because their games have been sucking ass lately, so they pretend casual appeal/shit gameplay games are "better" despite something like Horizon FW having better gameplay.
How strange.
>its inpossible
>shows me a random screenshot from an undisclosed location
Thats not a source you fucking retard. Bestbuy still has unbundled consoles.
If the marketing wasn't all about pushing Aloy as some strong independant beautiful feminist icon and just showed off what the game is like to play then it wouldn't be such a laughing stock.
Not him but that's Gamestop and Bestbuy is out of stock always
How come women don't buy this in droves? Isn't this game made for them? Aren't women like, a really large gamer demographic?
You guys still trying to force this bomb meme hey?
It's creepy how invested lefties are in the success of this game. Even those who don't play video games defend this game like a cult.
she looks like a fat-faced dutch woman in this pic.
is there a support ukraine version?
They did it knowing they could cry about other game's successes like the cowards they are.
why are Horizon fans so spiteful and full of hate?
Is it easy to get a PS5 yet?
I don't follow modern sony exclusives but she's the most forced """iconic""" character in recent years.
What about the game is made for women? Just not having a huge anime titty main character? Game is literally just a basic open world action game.
Not for drops.
>It made to the top ten sales on its console.
There aren't even ten games on the system, who the hell are you trying to fool?
No you have to wait for store events, I'm pretty sure the rarity is entirely artificial.
Its creepy that you think that /pol/ shit has anything to do with it. You are mentally ill dude.
And why do you keep posting bullshit like this based on anecdotes?
Motherfucker there are less than 10 "Piss5 Only" games
I'm sorry about your 2012-2015 coma. You missed a lots of shit.
More than the Shitch.
That's not a nice thing to say about Nikocado Avocado
>b-but nintendo
I can't wait for the third installment so that I can play the other game that gets released at around the same time
This is probably one of those guys who would post random PS4 bundles only available in random countries from years after HZD came out and would be like "SEE LOOK LOOK IT ONLY SOLD WELL BECAUSE OF BUNDLES!!"
>review bombings don't count as long as sony fans do it
cope
>mammoth extreme and maniacal care
Kek
Elder Scrolls 6
GTA 6
Monster Hunter 6
one of these games will release a week after Horizon 3 releases.
pick one Yea Forumsros
>P-PLEASE STOP POSTING SONY FANS REVIEW BOMBING ELDEN RING
Not interested in either of these honestly. Imagine being excited for GTA after all the bullshit Rockstar has pulled in the last few years
Yes. Nintendo is garbage ans has no games.
No force required.
How does Sony manage to consistently pump out the most generic character designs the world has ever seen?
So your saying this ONLY happens with a specific fanbase? Get fucking real, you dumb cunt. Im convinced your uneducated retard that spends all day doing this garbage, probably an ugly ass Muslim retard.
it reminds them they will never have a white woman
they released the same genre of game within a month of the highest anticipated videogame of the decade.
it was pure retardation on their part
Source it bombed? They already confirmed to be making a third game. Do you have any records?
oink oink, Eric
Are there any PC mods that make her not disgusting?
should've stuck with the stylized look instead of falling for the photorealism performance capture meme