According to canon, how big is Zelda's butt exactly?
According to canon, how big is Zelda's butt exactly?
Jayden King
Oliver Hill
Go back to your discord
Matthew Bailey
Thank you for your insight America.
Jason Ward
Built for Link's sword
Joshua Ramirez
About 41inch circumference
Austin Gonzalez
why'd you say Yea Forumsirgin twice
Joseph Richardson
Okay butt, what if Zelda was a horse?
Eli Rogers
>According to canon, how big is Zelda's butt exactly?
I mean they need to repopulate hyrule now that they defeated ganon's so pretty big with wide hips and motherly
Isaac Howard
Why are Nintendo fans all like this?
Jonathan Foster
They're called Americans
Nicholas Evans
No, it's mostly Nintendo and gachafans. Is it a correlation with Smash/Discord pedophiles?
Nathaniel Lewis
Almost as big as my moms ass in Sims
Joshua Morales
>No, it's mostly Nintendo and gachafans. Is it a correlation with Smash/Discord pedophiles?
Link for some reason has a lot of gay interracial shit on the boorus.
Christian Stewart
Logan Lopez
>Big enough to please a black guy
*Bokoblin
Bentley Long
I want an assjob from Zelda
Luke Taylor
who doesn't?
Luke Moore
Gay men, probably
I want to hump that big Hylian booty until I bust
Evan Jackson
such a stain would be hard to hide on those black pants of hers
Connor Foster
It'll be easy to hide if she cleans up well enough. Plus her butt is so fat that if I do it between her cheeks, nobody will ever see it
Tyler Brown
that may be true. though the thought of a respected princess having a noticeable lewd stain caused by you is exciting, no?
Andrew Phillips
you're not wrong, watching her huge butt shake as she walks around with that stain like nothing happened would be hot
Jayden Anderson
right, as if getting used like that is a common occurrence for her
Grayson Cox
with how nice her ass is, I'd definitely do it every day
Benjamin Garcia
I dont think i've ever seen a picture/video of her ass from the game. I feel like you guys are just exaggerating through fan art, like every other character these days
Jonathan Reyes
i'm sure she'd appreciate getting that kind of attention to mix up the monotony of life as a princess
see for yourself
Jose Rogers
It's canon that she let's Yea Forumsirgins hotdog her
Asher Myers
thats not modded? thats in the mainstream release copy that kids around the world played?
goddamn, i would stuff my face in there and never come out
Landon Myers
Says the guy with a 3 inch penis.
Noah Myers
yes, i'm glad you were so easy to convince
Matthew Adams
Andrew Carter
post more Zelda booty
Matthew Wilson
gladly
Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Foster
Riding pants Zelda >>> long concealing gown Zelda
Tyler Miller
Jaxson Morales
Aiden Harris
Once she started wearing those tight pants, she definitely knew she'd be getting that attention from guys who want that ass on their laps
Nathaniel Murphy
long concealing gowns leaves things open to the imagination which is hot. Not to mention all the bouncing, twirling and upskirting which can't happen with pants
Jordan Rogers
of course, the spike in attention after changing from a traditional dress to tight pants would be too obvious to ignore
Robert Baker
That's just a bustle
Matthew Nelson
Not very I mean we're talking hank hill ass
Jace Howard
my point still stands
Jeremiah Murphy
Nathaniel Myers
>Peach's big ass bouncing in her elegant dress
Hot.
Charles Perry
Why did they make her ass this big, it's ridiculous.
Sebastian Clark
Hey what a minute this thread isn't talking about canonical proportions at all!!!
John Scott
is this a vidya butts thread?
Thomas Ramirez
Link's butt is bigger
Aaron Garcia
Hunter Morgan
Why stop there? More meat for twerking.
Joseph Moore
I’d like to walk behind Zelda and pull her pants down
Xavier Hill
RUDE
Oliver Ortiz
very rude, you should at least grope it to appreciate the smooth fabric first
Michael Martinez
Imagine the fucking thunderous clap of these fucking slabs of meat could make. Deafening.
Tyler Cooper
Carter Wright
Yeah but takes away from the surprise factor
Elijah Reed
a rough spank would also suffice, yes
Jordan Johnson
What a shame. She’d probably look so humiliated with her hands on her knees too, wobbling those jiggly orbs.
Tyler Wright
a one-two punch of digging your fingers into her ass and pulling down her pants just a second later can make her moan out even louder in response
Hudson Garcia
How does Link contain his urges I wonder.
Aiden Parker
doesn't hold a candle to bestzelda
Ryan Butler
Because his ass is just as big.
Brody Morgan
Sounds like plan, the panties stay on of course if she bothered to wear any that is
Christopher Jackson
Dominic Butler
1000%
nothing is hotter than your imagination