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Pound 2022 Ultimate / Melee
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Melee Top 8
Leffen BTFO

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first for hchad will win

Melee is for fags lol

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First for Aspect Ratio

Marth is just as boring as puff if not more so

>change it to 15:9

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QUICK Yea Forums, LEND KODORIN YOUR ENERGY!

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Stop replying to bait

It’s also for smelly pedos as well

>SFAT and Hbox are the bogs of Melee

based

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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No.

Marthritis is a bitch in this matchup

llod's winning
it's over amsabros

>everything I don’t like is bait
Meleeschizo moment

>can't keep up the moment his performance-enhancing drugs wear off
pathetic

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rip amsa run :(

This set is so fucking boring

>sorry cody no bussy tonight without win

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Armada

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You could've chugged an instant coffee Cody

you used this one already

i am pretty sure thats the juicer

hbox is the hulk hogan of melee. most famous player, biggest draw in history, hated by smarks, has kino face and heel runs, will force you to work his style of match, literally kicks out of everyone's finisher and hulks up at the end of most sets

I hate his profile picture like you wouldn't believe, it's akin to a tranny using a pic crew profile picture

and they say white people have no rhythm

Rooting for asma is such a dog whistle lmao

Who is the Stone Cold of Melee?

i miss him, vros

If you're going to fuck a tranny, atleast find one that looks half way decent, that's a whole ass nigga in that photo

dog whistle for what? Liking novelty characters?

I miss Mew2King vs Armada. The only reason I care about Llod vs Kodorin is because Amsa will have a tougher time with Llod.

why is kodorin playing like a netplay marth right now

Who is the Kevin Nash?

I think all Falco players should go back to their own country

why does kodorin play like every netplay marth with all these random fsmashes

Worshiping the nationalistic and racist japanese culture, aka, Motherless Chud behavior.

I hate IBDW but he's got a point. VGBC is retarded.

>this is the guy that complained about Puff camping him
I despise lloD like you wouldn't believe.

There are at least 2 confirmed wrestling people in melee - scar and mango

commentators overreacting I'll start
>pulls Stitch after pulling 100 turnips stalling 6 minutes

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LLOD's the new villain ain't he?

kek llod is gonna lame out amsa and camp out hbox and 3 hours later we have 2 pajeets ruin this tourney in grands
melee has fallen pack it up

>18 seconds apart
almsot netplay marth mind

Speak English, zoomer

Peach is based.

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m2k marth vs armada's peach made both me and m2k want to die.

weak bait. try harder next ime.

F smash is LITERALLY broken, he is correct to throw that shit out in neutral

>Current two best Peach players are the campiest fuck I've ever seen and a literal tranny
Name a character with a worse fanbase

IBDW

yeah there's not a single white person who's ever mained da burd

Ser what are you implyin ser? Is this not to your liking? IS THIS NOT THE NEEDFUL?

hh brother
hbox
hhbox brother

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>painted fingernails on a male
repulsive zoomer trend

Any puff/peach player is the villain.

Ness

So weebs? Do you even know where you are?

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It's impressive how he managed to get people so upset at him when he was right that there probably needs to be new stalling rules. Puff/Peach is actually really bad, but his suggested rule just seemed way too biased.

Fox, Falco, Marth, Puff, IC, Sheik

How so?

POLISH ISN'T A TRANNY HE JUST HAS LONG HAIR MAGI IS THE ONLY TRANNY IN MELEE

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...

Yes people who enjoy anime are inherently racist.

Don't like 'em

polish calls himself they, though. tranny-lite

>peach counterplay against yoshi is to just spam downsmash
And this people hate hungrybox.

>Spacies
Probably
>Marth
Maybe
>Puff
No
>IC
Who even plays Icies anymore?
>Shiek
No

>they/them
Not a tranny but an incredibly huge faggot

If Llod is the villain then that means HBox is the hero now

soon.

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who here /jaa/?

Sheik is a literal tranny character.

>they, though

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always has been

Armada
Mang0
Hbox
M2k
Ken
leffen
ppmd

Anyone he goes by "They/Them"
Which is almost(debately worse) than being an actual tranny in my opinion

sövl...

Albeit, neverhteless hence they are right thoughever.

Zain
Mang0
Hbox
Armada
M2K

i used to let some girl paint my nails for her practice/amusement and i just felt gay

If any character is the "tranny character", it's spacies
>One of the top fox players right now is a tranny fucker
>One of the top falco players right now is a tranny

>best tool against a character is le bad

Can somebody give me the quick rundown on this? Supposedly iBDW is in a relationship with this thing or something? I tried finding more info on this on twitter, etc. but couldn't find anything.

Trannies are actually crazy, being a they/them is just the new version of saying you’re bisexual for attention

Face HBox is growing on me. He's also giving us the popoff kink that the FGC has sorely missed.

PPMD is not anywhere near top 10 at this point anymore. You can't be decent for 3 years and then fuck off forever and be considered top 10 of all time.

HBROS IT'S OUR FUCKING TIME

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Is anyone going to stop Zain? this guy really is the GOAT isn't he.

Zain will 3-0 this

>there can't be two villains
Also can't wait for that puff vs peach match, which will probably be a snorefest

there really isn't one. i've thought about this. there isn't someone who is a massive draw like stone cold that would be comparable in personality to stone cold
out of the five gods these are the comparisons i would draw:
mang0 - shawn michaels. very stylish and influential player, many players' favorite player, had an amazing late career run after seeming washed up for a while. held back by substance abuse problems and a dickhead personality
hbox - hogan, already listed why
armada - bret hart. another "your favorite player's favorite player" kind of guy, arguably the most technically gifted of all time. retired early, much to peoples' disappointment.
mew2king - mick foley. a complete fucking weirdo who is also somehow extremely charismatic. a lot of casual fans know and love him. able to work a variety of styles proficiently.
ppmd - marty jannetty lol

They're not even remotely close
>One is wanting to fuck both men and women
>The other is implying that you're neither male or female, and that you're something else entirely
At the very least, trannies know what they want to be, even if it's not possible

This. Fuck trannies but holy fuck you have to be so fucking narcistic and attention-seeking to wanna be known as asexual or they/them. It literally makes no sense and there is no studies to even confirm it exists

i once let a girl i was into do a makeover on my face and cut my hair for an hour just to get her to talk to me. anything feminizing is extremely embarassing and im not usually a self concious person. i have no idea how some guy could paint their nails or wear make up in public without feeling humiliated.

So people say that Puff notably beats Peach even without stalling, but at Genesis it just looked annoying for Puff when Hbox wasn't stalling. Perfect powershields, turnips, subfloat upair.

So is sucking Hbox's cock just contrarian posting?

Zain is roman

No. He used to be a faggot but he has become based. Fuck off mango cocksucker.

He makes tournaments good just like mang0 does, imagine if a top 8 didn't have mang0 or Hbox it'd be shit

Is that a spanish chilling dude?

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Not gonna lie, former HBox fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching HBox crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the tournament win.

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Has been for a while. Maybe it's his ultimate viewers, maybe it's /vg/ shitposting, or just the usual Yea Forums contrarianism

Does anyone even care who wins between Hungrybox and Zain? You could argue Zain losing would make a dream run from Amsa more viable, but that's about all.

Yes CalmadoHombre

The pandemic saga really humbled him. He's cool now.

>Hbox goes up one stock game one
>pops off jumping out of seat
>"FUCK YEAH"
>ok it's fine nbd
>HGOD lands one b-air
>"YES! YES!" Hgod screams unblinking
>I miss a single laser
>"CLUTCHBOX BABY! YES!"
>ok I won't let this bother me I will remain unfaz-
>Hbox lands a grab
>passes out to sheer excitement
>wakes up mid pummel
>upthrows
>Rest
>Hbox punches TV Screen
>the game is off and the audience terrified
>dead silence other than Hbox primal screams
>"I'M FEELING CRABBY"
>Hgod picks up nearest chair and chucks it at crowd

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It's not common to hate Hbox

Lmaooo

>former HBox fan here
Why former?

It's a meme started by Armada. He thought the matchup was so bad that at one point he trained up a young link as a counter in like 2010. The finals of one of their sets from that time went for 2 hours.

yeah and ibdw donated for his surgery and talked about having wound sex on stream

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HOLY SHIT HGOD IS DOING IT

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wtf
is clutchbox back?

It's a spin on the Trump copypasta.

>Talked about having wound sex on stream
bullshit

Hbox Zain is a modern classic. Despite Zain being the better play, Hbox still owns his mind....

hbox gets a huge fucking buff whenever he is around a hype crowd this shit is fucking insane

repeat after me:
HGOD

QT spotted in the crowd. Two actually.

Yoshsneed

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>HBox bairs for 20 minutes straight
>Yea Forums can't stop talking about how he's a chad and sucks his dick

I play puff (yeah yeah i know) and imo it's way overstated how bad the matchup is for Peach
If puff gets behind it's really annoying because you need to be the one to apprach and Peach can just trade. You need to cancel the turnips with your aerials consistently which isn't the hardest thing but if you fuck up you just take needless percents

Don't get me wrong I still think Puff wins because she has better burst damage options and rest as an x factor but the matchup is essentially whoever is in the lead has the advantage and the other person has to fucking stall because both characters can stuff the other out. It's just puff has an easier time getting a lead initially but if she gets behind it's still kinda shitty
I've thought this for years and I always get shit for coping about an easy mu lol

Is he Brian Schwab? I thought his name was Cody? Or is that an alias?

Can somebody else post it? I can't find it

PM Yoshi here, Hbox just needs to win and then he's won

post pic when making such statements

all the charities in the world and some simps donate to bimbo-ify a man
not that i'll ever donate to charity, but still, feeling morally superior is good

I noticed the asian.

No, but he's top 10 in our hearts.

In 2017 maybe

Even if it's true isn't that the most unsanitary bullshit ever?

The asian girl was cute!

People would have a lot more respect for trannies if they didn't all do that weird hentai ahegao shit. Seriously, EACH one does it.

I'd rather have the most boring Puff player in the world win over a Marth, the only character worse than Marth is Peach

Front row of seats next to the aisle.

Indeed

why are mango subs such mental midgets?
t. mangofan

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>marth does the exact same with fair but thats fine

Because it's a fetish

I Smash Girls

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Hating HGOD is the new contrarian take.
Stupid ass chud.

It's almost like it's a sexual fetish and not a real issue

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its over for amsa

>People would have a lot more respect for trannies
lmfao wrong

I remember reading the Chu Dat chronicles a while ago. What a wacky dude

bing chillin

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Yes, but user, we're talking about a kike that plays smash brothers competitively. Do you really think he cares about what's sanitary?

only casuals hate him. even mango likes hbox.

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dont forget to renew your 48 month tier 3 sub to mango

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>Drop off and up B over and over again
>Get trumped
Why doesn't this happen more

Only a chad could use one move and everyone worships him.
You're just jealous. A jealous nobody.

Marth doesn't have a bad match up does he? I know he's supposedly weak to Sheik but I don't see it.

I'm not great, but when I've played the MU from both sides, I see Puff stuff out Peach aerials over and over if you don't stay grounded. With fair more often than bair, surprisingly. Edgeguarding is also notably in Puff's favor. But when Puff isn't in a good spot, it just feels awful to get back into position with her.

I've seen the same response 3 times now.
This is some serious obsession.

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Well here comes the fourth one.

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user the main reason why most people don't like trannies(or atleast why I don't like them) is because they're narcissistic, sexual deviants. If they acted like normal people and didn't make everything about themselves(and didn't talk about being a tranny 24/7 and make it their entire existence), I doubt many people would take issue with them.

he supposedly loses to pikachu too

Apologize.

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corny ass commentary

Marth's sword is big, it's easy to mess up, which would put you in an awful position, when you can usually just wait for them to get off ledge.

marth loses to fox 52-48

It's pretty rough

I want to MewTwo ftilt her repeatedly

better than the usual crowd, getting tired of the usual Scar and Toph metaphor show

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whats wrong with him?

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Marth only loses to TAS Fox.
The matchup is even outside of that.

Autism. But that's what makes him based!!

it's not
>CLUTCHBOX
if it's not a Game 5 scenario

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Where the fuck is Wizzrobe anyway?

Any pros who are rape survivors?

PLEASE HGOD
SAVE US FROM YET ANOTHER ZAIN IN GRANDS FROM WINNERS

True, he loses to TAS fox. Nobody will ever be close. Marth wins at least 60/40 in top 8 settings. Literally all statistics in the past 20 years point to this.

/our/ autist

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Here

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The funny flu jab is killing him

hbox lost all composure that last stock, just ran in and ate shit

>Clutchbox?
>CLUTCHBOX?

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the vax gottem

Zain is so boring it makes me root for hbox

Yeah that's pretty much how I feel too. Puff definitely wins but it's annoying for her if she gets behind

He's autistic. Please be patient.

Mango himself acknowledges his chat is full of retarded hbox haters. It's all retards that don't play that hate hbox because of the
>floaties
meme

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That made me laugh like an idiot, thanks

no whats wrong with him that he can't go to tournaments right now?

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Marth might but Zain doesn’t

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