Elves have unnerving characteristics and aren't just Legolas looking fucktoys

>elves are just tall hippie humans
>dwarves are just communist midgets
I will now play your game.

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>female is taller because?
because it's hot

>female is taller because?
Males needed more calories to go to their muscle mass or early elves thought height was really hot

I agree, all elves should be little people who bake cookies in trees. no exceptions

>elves are the king of manlets in the game when compared to beast and lizardmen

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Fuckin stupid they don’t even look like they bake cookies.

>NOOO ALL ELVES NEED TO LOOK EXACTLY SAME THROUGHOUT ALL MEDIA THROUGHOUT ALL TIME JUST BEAUTIFUL HUMANS WITH POINTY EARS ONLY

Not sure which ones are uglier, these or the tree people from GW2.

>Hates LotR Elves
Sucks to have such horrible taste.

This

>human
>white
>male
>Evil Wizard
NOW I will play your game

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There is not one cool elf design. Prove me wrong. This shit and Legolas are fucking trash. Give me one good design.

There isn't really a singular shape for elves.
Hell, Martin Luther and his mother were called Elves.

>Make flesh-eating ghoul race that likes to cut themselves
>Call them elves

>mocks people for muh realism
>NOOOOO ELVES ARE A DIFFERENT SPECIES THEY CAN'T JUST BE TALL PRETTY HUMANS
Ironic.

Many decades ago, Tolkien created "Elves" (a term he later expressed regret at using) that were just a biologically human race with greater strength, wisdom, creativity, and native goodness than any of us. A sort of more divine mirror image of mankind. Now, people like OP look at abominations like what he posted and call it cool.

Generally speaking, if I see a race called elves or dwarves in a fantasy universe, I cease to take it seriously. They are absolutely nothing more than a token of the creator's lack of creativity; a profoundly lazy worldbuilding element.

>look I'm putting words in your mouth lmao
Faggot

Elves were created by Norse mythology you retard. Just like dwarves.

Belief in them was widespread outside of Scandinavia as well. But neither Tolkien's creations, or the post-Dungeons and Dragons elves are the same thing.

this is your elf for tonight

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>Many decades ago, Tolkien created "Elves"
Lmao read a bit about scandinavian and northern german folklore and tales. He didnt created them out of his head.
>Generally speaking, if I see a race called elves or dwarves in a fantasy universe, I cease to take it seriously. They are absolutely nothing more than a token of the creator's lack of creativity; a profoundly lazy worldbuilding element.
Completely agree, sadly thats the shit that sells, thats why it wont change so soon.

Is that Kemmler? Wait, THAT IS KEMMLER.

Dwarf fort elves are the best representation of elves because you can genocide those tree hugging faggots

My system is even better
>Long pointy ears=Elf unless otherwise

There fixed

thats right but to claim Tolkien created Elves is still wrong.

I suffer an Orc/Elf/Dwarf fatigue, wont touch games that includes them anymore.

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Agree.
These look terrible though. What are those muscles? Their face is barely non-human?

I used scare quotes. He inadvertently created modern fantasy "elves" simply by popularizing the term.

get that fey influence in there
shoot there was this swedish rpg that was the fantasy equivalent of the fall of rome and then the humans had to settle the north european woods filled with elves and trolls and it wasn't jolly

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Agreed

Yeah Tolkien """elves""" aka humans with pointy ears is a no effort trash

t. npc

She looks like she fucks human men exclusively.

She takes BRC (Big Reptile Cock) on demand

Gnomes, go away.

>This is the ONLY way I will like your elves.
What the point of this?

Wizards are cool because fantasy as a setting is gay, and wizards get to break laws of reality for teh lulz

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She's just trying to create superior elves, berry eating "male" elf.

To be mindlessly contrarian.

Hungarian Jewish Turkic gene

The superior elf is an elf, not diluted with some h*man trash genes.

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The superior elf is the dead one you knife eared faggot

for me its dark elves

The whole eating body parts to get memories thing was interesting

What do we think about lizardgirls, Yea Forumsros?

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>This is the ONLY way I will like your elves.
I too am a jew that enjoys subversion notions of beauty.

>human father
>elf mother
any questions?

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That's cool and all but DoS2's elves are all special snowflakes.
>uoh I get to eat your leg
>wowowow I've learned so much
>all these NPC's fawning over your lanklet skellymode elf
>all these quests involving elf-shit
Granted I've only JUST gotten out of the fort, but so far it's not boding well for us elf-haters.

Wtf is up with games giving elves giraffe necks for no reason?

what's with the slotin memes lately

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so were witchers 3 elves just like "fuck nature war rules" or am i missing something

Awful, lotr elves are the gold standard

DUDE WE WANT ELVES IN OUR SETTING BUT WE WANT TO MAKE THEM MORE UNIQUE SO LETS JUST MAKE THEM REALLY TALL GIVE THEM LIKE 20 AB MUSCLES

Elves were always warlike.
The peaceful hippie elf is a meme. The history of elves is a history of war.
Witcher elves are trash though, written by some dumb nihilist leftist, which is why his elves exist to suffer

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Why call them elves in the first place then? Just call them dryads or something completely new instead.

with tits=fine
without tits=even finer
love them all as long as some rancid fucker doesnt give them hair or fur

True, that's why Skyrim's and Morrowind's elves are so good, they're weird aliens, Wood elves especially being hardcore carnivores.

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gold standard into a generic shitfest, tolkien Elves belong to tolkiens work. I dont need them recycled over and over again

Give me scary fey creatures that love in another dimension where time is radically different. I want elves that steal babies and replace them with a changeling, elves that are evil and mischievous and whose ways cannot be divided by man. Surreal creatures who are not friend or foe to man. Give me elves x cosmic horror pls.

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I like how their skin look like wood bark but i think they need to tone down the neck size

Japanese have a weird obsession with it
pixiv.net/en/tags/デーモンコア

I bet you like faggy jrpg elves

huh

Tolkien 100% created dwarves, retard.

At least TES calls them Mer sometimes. If they're weird aliens and not elves, why not call them "weird aliens"? It's like they almost want to make something new and original, but don't have the balls to actually step away from standard fantasy tropes. It's lazy fanfiction tier.