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Streets of Rage movie
Blake Cook
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William Watson
BARE KNUCKLE
William Foster
no, white male heroes will get their skin color changed and female character will have their outfits censored like everything else done by americans since 2014
Jackson Lee
HE KEELED HEEM WITH A FACKING HADOOOKEN
Hunter Harris
Yeah, the John Wick movies didn't have a good story. Very basic plot that got Wick from point A to B. But they were fun and the fightin was top tier. I would like more of that. While these Hollywood nerds are at it I wouldn't mind another Dredd film.
Jonathan Long
Will they have enough common sense to get Yuzo Koshiro to handle the music?
Benjamin Davis
deranged
Josiah Ross
He wasn't contacted but is open for the position.
Jose Evans
Judging by the Sonic movies Go Straight will play for 10 seconds in the last scene before the credits. The credits themselves will have mumblerap.
Joshua Wood
What even was the story of Streets of Rage?
Levi Gomez
>Do you trust him
Yeeeeees.
Jayden Parker
>Go Straight will play for 10 seconds in the last scene before the credits.
Gay. My Little Baby should be the credit music.
Christopher Bell
Former young cops being fed up with police corruption and criminal bribery and taking matters into their own hands. Honestly, it can work as a stand alone movie if it just sticks with adapting the first game only.
Juan Turner
Crime rate skyhigh, city is full of criminals. The shitshow is run by Mr. X and his crime syndicate. Few renegade cops decide to clean up this mess.
Basically your average 80's-90's action movie.
Carson Adams
Don't worry, all the actors will have either full Jewish ancestry or be part Jewish in the case of the black/asian/hispanic characters. So you will still get to see plenty of white people. None of them will be European, though.
Carter Gonzalez
William Zabka would have been a good Axel, though he's a bit too old for the roll now.
Jonathan Gray
Cast them.
Brandon Williams
>another movie about 1 man beating up a lot of bad guys
Liam Scott
Shit you're right.
Justin Russell
What's with all these video game movies?
Christian Clark
Sonic 2 making shittons of money gave the SEGA the idea to start making films based off of their other IPs. Problem is, I'm not sure if Streets of Rage has fans as passionate as the people working on the Sonic films.
Michael Perez
Michael Jai White or bust
Jeremiah Taylor
Axel - Chris Hemsworth
Adam - John David Washington
Blaze - Emily Blunt
Benjamin Hall
>vidya adaption
No, it will be shit like all of them
Noah Carter
mjw needs more work
Daniel Clark
Eddie Murphy
Dolph Lundgren
Demi Moore
Jose Brooks
The only good beat'em up was Turtles in Time.
David Moore
I'm more concerned about the script honestly.
Jose Jackson
You can't really fuck up the script, the whole point of SoR was the story was straight out of a generic 90's action film. It's so by the numbers making a movie out of the game seems so redundant.
Now, how are big studio execs going to find a way to fuck up the movie anyway?
Colton Thompson
Anyone but Zendaya, please.
Brayden Richardson
>Problem is, I'm not sure if Streets of Rage has fans as passionate as the people working on the Sonic films.
Have you played SOR4?
Chase Flores
>The movie is about a mobile game called Streets of Rage
>Adam and Axel (Blaze isn't in the movie) find a way to jump out of the game into real life by traveling through an experimental VR machine piloted by Johnny Protagonist, a teen who can barely act hired because he's the producer's son
>Most of the first act and the entirety of the second act is devoted to the wacky hi jinks of Adam and Axel as they try to adjust to our real world, like the try to eat food off the floor and wonder why it doesn't regain health or they go around smashing garbage cans looking for money, while an exasperated Johnny tries to keep his new friends a secret from his divorced single mom
>The third act has the evil owner of the VR machine use game powers to become super powered and it's up to Adam and Axel to "beat him up" to save the world.
>Also at some point the ex-husband of the mom shows up as an important character and there's a whole sub plot of them getting back together.
Adam Campbell
A generic 90's action film in 2022? LMFAO! That's too much testosterone for modern day audiences to handle.
Henry Thomas
>I'm not sure if Streets of Rage has fans as passionate as the people working on the Sonic films.
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Ethan Evans
>90s game gets adapted into 90s kino
i'd pay to see this
Cooper Perry
Did he have creative freedom in developing the franchise, or was the shittiness of 2 and 3 executive meddling?
If it's the latter I'm willing to trust him.
Kevin Flores
STOP
YOU'RE GIVING THEM IDEAS
Jordan Lee
Aaron Toney as Adam
Mickey Facchinelo as Blaze
I dunno any good recent white stunt actor to play Axel tho
Juan Ortiz
>Streets of Rage has fans as passionate as the people working on the Sonic films.
Fans literally revived traditional beat em ups with Beats of Rage and it's engine.
Robert Nelson
>Dolph Lundgren
Now that you mentioned that, I can kinda see the resemblance
Daniel Morris
Surely Zabka isn't too old.
Evan Nelson
Only if they hired Christopher Cowan or Vlad Rimburg as action coordinator
Evan Mitchell
Give it up, man. Axel was in his early twenties during the first game.
Sebastian Long
I got a migraine after reading this.
Dominic Taylor
Willem Dafoe as Mr. X.
Isaiah Brooks
They have to hire bimbo porn stars that know martial arts to capture the aesthetics of streets of rage so it's practically impossible.
Jason Collins
>They have to hire bimbo porn stars that know martial arts
I'm sure they can find someone on instagram.
Dylan Rogers
here's your axel vs shiva fight
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Angel Phillips
This.
Matthew Gonzalez
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Well here's one I know of
Oliver Powell
boobs too small
Luis Jackson
Good thing silicone breasts exists.
Leo Gutierrez
True
Good point
John Gonzalez
Alan Ritchson as Axel
John David Washington as Adam
Bella Thorne as Blaze
Christopher Butler
>a western movie in 2022 giving an actress fake breasts so she looks busty enough to play a big titted video game heroine
I can hear the kotaku articles being written already
Levi Brooks
Of course. Trannies need anything to cope over not being born a woman.
Robert King
Is the DLC for Streets of Rage 4 worthwhile?
Benjamin Reyes
It's a fantastic DLC and worth every penny just for the new game mode
Ryan Gonzalez
Yes. It adds like an extra 20 hours of enjoyment.
Christian Howard
unironically perfect
there aren't that many big breasted martial artists anyway, dickhead
Zachary Phillips
>there aren't that many big breasted martial artists anyway, dickhead
That's my original thought exactly bitch. Read