One copy of Elden Ring by FROM Software please, thanks

video is literally of him buying something at the store. how are you this stupid?

>sir, this is the fifth time this week alone that you've bought elden ring here

What does he get?

>Average amerilard

Diabetus. Is skin is cracking, and its trying its hardest not to. Kinda nice, the backs of my hand crack and start bleeding.

>You can smell him coming before he even enters the mall.

remember this is what your average "strength chad" looks like irl

resident evil 7 IIRC

they’re not big enough for my (patrician) tastes

was always amazed walking through gamestop as a kid and noticing how fucking tight and cramped they were, given the target audience you'd think they would have invested in much wider buildings but they were as narrow as hot topics, watching porky pigs waddle their way through gamestop back then dodging every stand as best they could was something to behold

yes, but for Xbox

How could someone possibly let themselves get that fat? If I had to see myself in the mirror like that everyday I would kill myself.

post the link

Sidecuts look so fucking stupid.

Excessive anterior pelvic tilt

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>the local Yea Forums janny
What the fuck is that shit hanging though real talk?

what do they eat?

i also need to know the answer to this question

more like excessive Big Gulp™ tilt

He would absolutely crush every faggot in this thread

Pretty sure it's a hernia.
That webm is posted semi-frequently and that is the usual response.

there's no fucking way that's a hernia. that would mean his intestine is like 100 pounds.

>hernia

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>be me
>walk into gamestop
>this gigachad's ass slaps my gfs ass
>she's thrown through three shelving units and crashes into a display case near the front of the store
the fuck do i do bros

Obviously.

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Hes quite a large bodied individual

>one copy of Shin Megami Tensei V, please

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BWC

>your mom called, BRB

imagine if he grabs you and then just falls on top of you.
what could you even do

>fat people are intrinsically powerful

i love me some fat cope

I recognize that bulge!

youtube.com/watch?v=pHWFe2R8EwE

Not defending fats here but hamplanets have tons of momentum when moving around. It's basic physics.
Can't find it right now, but there's a webm that's been posted here before of some normal weight guy trying to tackle some 400 lb blob; he get's thrown like a ragdoll when he's gutchecked by the absolute lad of a lad.

he's tall though so women will take him over you lol

how do americans get that fat? is it genetic? do you have to eat big macs from birth or something?

Mate women will take literal beasts (dogs, blacks etc) over me so I'm not surprised.

imagine the smell

Damn, he packing

sitting and eating like a linebacker every waking moment of your life will do that to you

>he isn't guntmaxxing

smdh fr fr no cap

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Nobody ever brings up the woman who's just as fat as he is.

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CHRIST IS KANG

Fat goes to the dick?

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How do you let yourself get that fat, jesuschrist...

she seems a bit smaller
like 450 vs 330

most infinifats were obese since childhood

they gave up long ago

Leave him go unhindered as he clearly wants to get home to continue playing Dark Soul 2

youtube.com/watch?v=QbOcrdklUvU

This. Never get between a beast and its meal.

THE LOATHESOME DUNGEATER

lots of sugary foods
not enough exercise

>Ugh...ye..yeah. uhhh. I'm h..here to. Pick up my copy of. R..river city Girls 2. I preordered it. Ugghhh. Ohhhh. Uhh and dont forget the limited edition... uh misako and kyoko...plush.. Huh?! Waddaa....me...an you don't have them? That's the only reason I preordered the game was dor tho...se plush. GET YOUR...A..ASS IN THE BACK AND GET MY FUCK...FUCKING PLUSHIES. OHHHH MY HEART. OOOHHhhhhhhh..oh......o.

>very first frame of the video is the inside of a car looking towards a BK logo
burgerpunk kinographie

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they are. they just have low stamina.

For those wondering. Yes, the employee is indeed a woman. Someone commented that her name is Bobbi.

cum

Is there fucking lore to this webm at this point?