Meanwhile in the Sony sauna

Meanwhile in the Sony sauna

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i don't think you know what sauna is

>power and reset button that close to the pool
>why does a hot tub even need a reset button?
>implying this is anything other than a death trap/human boiler to lure sonyg gers in
>even has a convenient lid in case they get too uppity
I think you could probably kill a hundred or so with this before anyone starts to catch on

what happens when the disc tray closes while we're still inside?

do the buttons work

Does it cut your dick off?

That is not a sauna

this unironically looks great, if this was reddit I would give a upvote.

a hot tub is not a sauna retard

>drain the tub
>sit on a wood stool
>close the lid
>slap your back with a birch branch
Happy, faggots?

a hot tob is just a a portable hot tub retard

Not a sauna

i miss this much enthusiasm for playstation. Modern snoy just sucks ass
Also can somebody explain me how you could ever do this outdoors? Feels uncomfy af

>You didn't beat the game
Stop gatekeeping

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SAUNACUBE

Also not a sauna

Can I use this at work

Imagine the smell

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>only 53°C
What's the fucking point?

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It would be extremely painful.

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SPACUBE

I would 100% use it

Is it homosexual to masturbate with a friend inside a bathtub ?

>hey baby, want to jump in my hot tub that looks like a burger king playground? where are you going?

>that retarded controller on the wall

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I will never understand why there is never an emergency button or switch inside of the pool for cases like this. What if you're under the water while it's closing because of some kind of bullshit setting it off? This one is fine because it's a pretty small pool, but what about those massive one's rich people have?

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It's a sexual experience with a member of the same sex, though not a very serious one
Did you touch his dick?

Those take minutes to fully close and is not something you wouldn't notice happening, even if it was somehow triggered by accident

>Did you touch his dick?
His dick touched the inside of my anus if that counts

No, we just looked at each other's one

Holy fuck I wish I was trapped inside. All the sweat and farts mmmm.

Seems a little gay and pointless but I’d be lying if I said it doesn’t look pretty cool.

A hot tub lid doesn’t work the same as a pool cover.

>go to neighbours house
>they have kids that are 3 and 5
>their other son is visiting and he is 23
>he is riding one of the little kids toy bikes around (super small) the pool
>falls into the pool when he hits the drain cover
>alarm starts going off

They have alarms that detect tension on the cover or something to that affect. I imagine a bird landing on it and setting it off at 4am though.

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>inside a bathtub
a bathtub sounds like something designed for a single occupant, so potentially pretty gay

>fucked raw as soon as they shipped their son off to college
kek, glad the parents got to have fun again

I fear someone peed in here

>a hot tub is a sauna

sounds more like a kid from a previous marriage tbqh
very irregular

>step on power button
>everybody dies

Mmm

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>a hot tob is just a a portable hot tub retard

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nintendo saunacube

I want this

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>halo is watching you masturbate

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Any PCMR pools?

That giant Master Chief helmet is kinda freaking me out but other than that this is my favorite one so far. Each person getting their own little nook in each part of the X looks comfy.

Pirate my fish collection already

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They all look cramped as fuck
People have more money than sense. I'd rather have a proper full sized jacuzzi

>rrod's
>everyone in the tub gets aids
nothing personnel

I was like 8 or 9 when we lived next to them but the mom looked very young to me so that's what was weird. I wanna say she was like mid 30s . It's possible the son was younger and maybe only 19 but they specifically said he was visiting from college and he drove a Camaro (newer model at the time). The son also looked exactly like the dad and the older of the two younger kids so I am assuming it was a teen pregnancy. Hell, he could have been disabled and his handler drove him to visit his parents and that explains why he rode a fucking childrens bike around the pool area and fell in and set off the alarm.

user do you want to be boiled alive?
The hottest summer in australia ever was about 50 degrees.

Nah that sounds like the dad's kid from a previous marriage

Considering it's all going to come out the top and steam broil your face, I'd rather it not get too hot

>still no goatse jacuzzi
come on richfags

I want that energy sword

>Loves modded/decked out consoles
>Get excited thinking this is a modded out OG Playstation
Darn you!

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A sauna is supposed to be at least 100 degrees celsius

I don't go to saunas but that can't be right. Water boils at 100 C

have you heard about Steam?

110°C is the optimal temperature for a sauna IMO. Some people even bathe in 140 degrees or more

90C is optimal for me, but I'm just a wimp

TUB'S CLOSED

How are your dilations going, snoysisters?