Duck in gamestop

put it on his bill

That doesnt even make any sense.
You put them there specifically so the customers will play then buy the game.

>Confused but HARMLESS animal enters store.
>Better kill it before it knocks over a can.

>go to a grocery store
>rows upon rows of pieces of dead cow
>suddenly, a dead cow
>the horror!

>goes straight for the guides
Fucking casual duck

Then why the fuck was someone playing it that obviously was working for gamestop? Maybe it was just some asshole?

God made animals to serve us and they also have no soul. Killing them is fine.

>over 1200lb animal running around
>harmless

It just sounds like some retard. If they really were paying people to do that it sounds like a terrible strategy as there are multiple games I got as a kid because I played the kiosk demo.

DUCKS? WE GOT THAT.

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Hans, komm mal schnell!

I was told that back in the mid 00's on the cKy forums, tried it myself.

lol

deer in bed

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Deers are cool. When I was a kid we found a baby one whose mom got killed by a car.
He got to hang out with us for a day until the animal rescue people could pick him up in the morning.
Basically just jumped around and played like a dog.

Duck boi sure grow.

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the freshest beef in town

x-duck

Do you not see the fucking rope in the picture? Literally take a head of lettuce from produce and feed it to the cow as you leash the cow and take it out of the store as its a fucking cow and now a boar or bull.

For fuck sakes how is the iq of the average Yea Forums user getting worse? Next youll be shitting yourself if a 1200lbs capybara was in the store

Lmao

>Next youll be shitting yourself if a 1200lbs capybara was in the store
I mean...yeah.

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will he get the extended protection plan?

lol the pallet jack is killing me

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Their prehistoric relative was much larger.

What is the story here?

QRD? Why did they kill it?

Cows are adorable desu. Unfortunately they are also delicious and a man's gotta eat.

My uncle had a pet deer. It was a wild deer that was super friendly and would just kinda casually come in through his basement deer. He stopped being allowed in once his antlers started getting too big for him to safely walk around inside though.

How did the whole GAMESTONK thing end?

Why did you add an apostrophe to employee? Are you uneducated?

Happened in Germany. Lorry taking cows to slaughter fell over. Cows escaped. Went into supermarket. They shot it dead in the meat aisle.

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why did they shoot that poor german woman

Well at least it knew it was in the right section.

Deer looks hungry for a fat cock

Seems pretty dumb to kill it on the spot. Wouldn't it have been easier to lead it back to the slaughterhouse than drag its corpse there and make a huge mess?

...

OH HOHOHOHO

>shot it dead in the meat aisle
for some reason in my mind I imagine it like pic related except with cows instead of crawdads

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>died in the meat aisle
How poetic

humans are sick in the head

lel calm down, vegan

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its strange how knowing that a bazillion cows, pigs and chickens live and die in factory farms or other crowded, unpleasant environments doesn't phase people, but seeing one isolated singular cow shot in the head is jarring and scary.
maybe theres a word for this phenomenon

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What's the problem? Better than seeing wrapped meat

This kills the crab

We CAN rebuild him, we have the technology.
youtu.be/WpNeoxFOLcI

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How is that even possible

lmao. never seen it in reverse

crabs in the airport

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Ah sweet,
Man made horrors beyond comprehension

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>get fresh crab when you get your luggage
i wish my shitty airport was like this

This genuinely looks edited, the cow doesn’t look lit correctly. Any accompanying news article?

You'll have to catch it first

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>Robert opens an Airport

hell yeah, death metal is cool1

Crabs look so stupid, it's great.

the fuck you say?

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Spider farm

he looks drunk.

kek