Why didn't you play it?

Did you ever play that really, REALLY poorly made game X-Blades, with the anime girl? Or Darkened Skye with the Skittle commercials? It comes off as those kinds of games, but much less annoying. It just wasn't very interesting and seemed generic outside the "Ass" factor.
Go into a level that looks exactly like the last, shake your ass and destroy all the enemies, collect the energy, next level. I mean you can tell just from looking at the UI how barebones it is. There's a reason the devs didn't make another game.

It was okay, I wish there was more variety when it comes to levels and enemies. When it's always the same few rooms rearranged in different ways you just go on autopilot and let your muscle memory do all the work.
I wish there was a more fleshed out sequel but I guess it's too late for that now.

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>gem
Fuck off, you retard coomer.

What happened to that user who kept post polls about this ass for some reason. He was doing it for years and I still don't get why.

Can I cover her up? I don't like sex in my games. I don't like women in my games either.

What about the combo system?
What about the design, which required you to actually learn the game in order to have progress?
What about the evasion mechanics, where you can't just hold a shield button to block all damage?

Yes, it was repetetive. Yes, it was short. But I think the overall game was very enjoyable. Especially how much detail they poured into her buttocks.

it's the same guy as the op
you think anyone else gives a shit about this game?

>after half the game
Gee, sure is nice they put it there instead of at 75% thru the game, or 95% thru the game

im happy that you found a game you love so much user, but just because you became obsessively enamored with it doesnt make it in any way good. its a bad game, nobody played it, nobody remembers it, and it will never be thought of by anyone but you ever again.

You're just speaking from popular opinion now. You haven't even played it, have you?
Vanessa is very beautiful. She was made at a time before it became popular to give female characters fat butts (because of rap culture).

I don't even know what game this is.
I always knew it as ''that anons ass game''.

user, he probably wasn't even born when it come out.

it doesnt really matter if its my personal opinion or not, user, that is the reality of the situation. it doesnt matter if it was actually the best game mankind will ever create, because history says it was simply mediocre shovelware garbage. i feel for you though. i have games that i personally loved to death that were critically and commercially failures that will never see the light of day again. the difference is i accept that and move on.

It's called PN3 and it was one of the Capcom 5 games for GC. It's kind of neat because the shooting is all autoaim so the focus is on dodging

Play Pandora's Tower.

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"History" in this case means popular opinion, and popular opinion is mostly made up of people who have never played the game.

im sorry you feel that way user. i hope you find peace with your giant ass game someday.

kill yourself sybb

Giant ass?

apologies, i thought the appeal to the game was that the girl had a giant ass or somesuch.

Does this look like a giant ass to you?

yeah kind of. its kind of a gratuitous angle.

it doesn't control very well

Oh, OK. Maybe it's a bit on the large side.
Yes it does. There's a huge difference between a game not controlling well, and the player not being able to control it well.

>said the tranny calmly

damn that's a flat ass

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She's a bit big-arsed, but that's OK...I guess

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She deserves a new game

Indeed.

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I've played a good hour or two of it before, definitely unique in terms of the system, but just not for me.

Why not?

Stop talking to yourself, you fucking schizo
>b-but you play g-gacha-!
The only ``gameplay'' gachapon games have is furiously masturbating to art of the girls, if you really must know you faggot.

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slut

She's not a slut, you rude faglord

Why is she showing off her ass like that then? Only a slut would run around dresses like this.

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How do you make her butt look that big? It doesn't look like that in the game.

I didn't take the screenshots, but I'm pretty sure it does look like that in the game.

vidya butts

can you ever stop making the same fucking thread?

>have no idea where the images comes from
>b-b-but I swear, they're real!
Her ass is not that big in the game. These images have been doctored.

it is that big i've seen it
also she's a huge slut, she's literally walking around with asshole out and you're saying she's chaste?

Sybb is the literal only person who cares about PN03

Post another image where her ass is that big then.

Do you call every woman who walks around in a thong "a huge slut"?

>Do you call every woman who walks around in a thong "a huge slut"?
yes

>Do you call every woman who walks around in a thong "a huge slut"?

duh, doesn't everybody?

So this is "a slut" according to you?

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she's on a beach

I want to go back

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How does that matter?

you're allowed to wear a thong on the beach. if you walk around in a thong elsewhere you're a slut

if a woman wears a bathing suit like that she's definitely a slut. Cover your fucking ass in public