She deserves better
She deserves better
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i want to be her toilet
I want her to be a clock.
STOP TALKING ABOUT HER LIKE THIS SHE DESERVES RESPECT
I do respect her though.
she needs a real man
yes bbc
Clock?
Then show it
Like who?
That's no way to talk to a lady
I want to cum on Samus' high heels.
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She deserves my dick in her ass if you know what I mean
I already played her games and I don't spam her threads with bullshit, I think that shows enough respect
She deserves BBC
get in line
STOP IT THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT
what a coincidence because I want to use her as a toilet
>Hey you have any fetishes?
>(Read this like the guy has a really bad microphone.) YEAH YOU KNOW THE METROID CHARACTER!? IT WOULD BE REALLY HOT IF SHE LIKE TURNED INTO A CLOCK. LIKE SHE JUST HAS A CLOCK ABOVE HER BOOBS AND SHE STANDS AROUND SAY TIC TOC ALL THE TIME. SO EROTIC!
Most overrated vidya whore of all time
>is either westoid niggers obbesed with muscles and penises or /int/ niggers obbesed with skin colour and penises
its all so tiresome
>SHE DESERVES RESPECT
She’s literally a prostitute, pandering to virgins like you.
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I TURNED INTO A CLOCK MORTY! I’M A CLOCK! I’M CLOCK SAMUS!
Blonde women are made for it
Samus' design is so good and she's such an iconic character, that Capcom knew they just couldn't compete and focused an entire mainline RE game's plot around justifying a Jill redesign that would look like her. Love to see it
How can she be a prostitute if she's not real?
big baby cock
Which one of you fags is going to dress up like her
Except everyone agrees brunette Jill is hotter than blonde Jill/Samus
Day in the life of a Yea Forumsirgin
If you beat the game fast enough she performs a striptease for her incel fanbase.
Would love to bend him over and unzip that
deserves more Dark samus / SA-X twincest rape porn
Obvious that brunette Jill would look better than blonde Jill. She's just knock off after all, couldn't even come close to Samus' masterpiece of a design. At least brunette Jill has her own look that wont get dragged down by comparison
> Samus' masterpiece of a design.
Which is why she is replaced in her own porn by the objectively more attractive Sarah Bryant
Your spam is as stale as your festering axe wounds.
Unironically, could a ZSS shooter be fun?
No Metroid game has ever been fun, so unlikely
You really wish that was the case huh. Fun to see you seethe so much at Samus' perfection
PLAY METROID GAMES NOW!
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Tell them brother.
i will if you post more game covers
Whomst?
nvm it’s a tranny and not a trap
day ruined
You're going to make her donkey eat a steamed pudding?
yeah, like getting her old colors back. zero suit fucking sucks
She deserves a hug
That actually is pretty hot.
This. Seriously, her life is hell.
They have a very specific fetish and love to spam it. They're basically furries
Except their shit is allowed here.
TWO big red rockets?!?
Oh boy another cropped porn thread!
Any Samus X Ravenbeak animations yet? If I have to see her fucked by Predator one more time while the Beak exists, I'll be pissed.
Every porn where anything male/futa is involved is disgusting.
You need to stop fapping to that kind of disgusting shit. You will never have a good or satysfying fap after that. You will just release sexual tension and then you will feel bad because you basically realize you fapped to disgusting shit. You need to simply move to pictures/videos where there is only one girl(either 3d or 2d) visible, either clothed, either barefoot or just naked or naked but wearing something that turns you on more. And just try imagine you are doing some nice things with her. That way your faps will be way better, more comfy and most important, you will never feel bad after fap because first thing your post-nut brain sees is a beautiful girl, not some disgusting or degenerate acts.
I remember when i was like you, i used to fap to really crazyvshit like monsters, bestiality, vore, blacked and orgies. But then i ended up with hatred towards yourself and bigass moral hangovers. For most of time i just accepted that because i have to release my sexual tension. But i realized that fapping is not a problem but material i fap to. I decided to fap to pics/videos what has only one girl and nothing else. That decision changed my life and my faps to a lot better, instead of guilt i feel full satisfaction. And now i am here and i spread a wisdom i discovered to all of you.
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the best thing to do is cycle through different types of vanilla content so thatit all stays novel to you and for the love of god take breaks because fapping will need "harder" shit to get off if you don't.
t. user that cycles through RL vanilla smut, vanilla hentai, vanilla erotic stories, and vanilla furry art to keep me solely within the sphere of vanilla faps
been working for years
I want to be pampered by samus with lap pillows, hugs and wholesome sex with handholding, headpats and kissing, and more wholesome cuddles after sex.
Breaks are important in good faps. Just of you feel like you need a more "harder" material to finish fap. Just stop it, and just do something else like play vidya. For first time it will be hard to do that because you are breaking through your habits, but later it wont be hard to abort fap because its not a good time yet.
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take a 30 day break and watch as fapping feels just as good as it did when you were young all over again
How is wanting to slurp up her gigantic slimy green 15 inch turd disrespectful?
You can move even further. Try to fap to just single image of just girl or video of just girl. And then imagine stuff you are doing with her. It will get even better.
Even moving to POV vanilla stuff will be a huge inprovement.
Also fapping this way also lets you discover what kind of girls really turns you on or what kind of clothing turns you on. You are discovering something about yourself ehat you didn't even know.