LOL sayeth I, LOL

This guy can't draw

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all of this guys shit is great

The chair also exists inside the wall and bed.

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>he doesn't sleep on a tetromino
FAKE GAMER

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pyw

I was going to rant about the portrait being unnecessary for the punchline but the extra space adds in the dog gag so I'll allow it.

I had to ride my ebike to work for a month and I was going down a country single-lane road and let me tell you people have no fucking idea how narrow their vehicle actually is.
The lane is 12 feet whereas your average car width is 6 feet.
I'd ride the shoulder and if my handlebars were so much as 6 inches over the shoulder line because I have all of 2 feet of space and there's shit on the shoulder...
They'd fucking slow down and get fucking angry because they're too fucking retarded to just fucking pass me because they think they'll clip me holy shit the stupid motherfuckers I was begging for assholes because they'll fuckin pass me but no these motherfuckers just slow down in an attempt to be "helpful and courteous" when all they're fucking doing is keeping me in the shoulder when I want to be in the comfy 12 ft lane
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

i hope you get run the fuck over and die you asshole cyclist e-biking shithead.

you don't pay rego, you don't get to use the fucking roads, get the fuck off you asshole.

Hopefully a vaxxbrain splatters your dumb ass all over the highway.

I'm fuckin paying registration on my car I was on my ebike because that bitch was in the shop
learn2fukindrive dipshits

driving is easy. you cycling shits meandering all over the fucking road, making turns without indicating and being utter fucking cuntwads is what's the problem. especially when 5 of you decide to get together, put on your goddam lycra bdsm underwear and then ride around in public taking up ALL lanes of entire roads pretending you aren't a giant traffic hazard.

and your car rego is for your CAR to go on the road. not your fucking kids toy.

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JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
EACH WIDDA BUCK AND A QUARTA
JILL CAME DOWN WITH TWO FIFTY

OHH

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hey nignog I'm in fuckin motorcycle gear with a leather jacket and helmet, make all the fuckin hand signals, and get this I even fuckin stop at stop signs because I follow the rules like I would in my fucking car. My whole shit weighs over 100lbs and it makes lycrafags fucking cry.
I'm a fat motherfucker just trying to get to work to provide fuckin wifi for you motherfuckers.
Got my shit fixed so I'm back in my car sweet fucking jesus

There's a reason people don't overtake bikes close by, and it's because they'll kill you if you fall off. If you come off that bike at the wrong time, the 'assholes' will crush your torso under their wheels and the nice retards will miss you entirely.

ok Shamoo. we believe you

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Kek based. Fuck cyclists. Get a real bike and ride in the dirt or get hit by a fucking car.

Nay! None may LOL until I present to thee, LOL!

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please be pasta

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why is Killary still free even though the crimes she has already openly admitted to should have seen her jailed for decades?

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holy fucking leddit. kill yourselves.

hehe

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Why is Trump? Why was Nixon never jailed?
The people responsible for MK Ultra? The people responsible for the NSA's illegal PRISM program?
Politicians and government agents don't get punished for the same crimes that would put an average citizen (or even a famous one) in for 20 to life. A politician has to fuck up REALLY bad to face any time at all.

pants are uncomfortable as fuck

that cunt nixon had to quit out of everything to escape justice.
as for ORANGEMAN BAD REEEE
what crimes you fucktard?

Treason

lol we got another one

America got another one too.
Because Trump lost

not only comprehensively disproven and 'debunked' even by your own side, demented leftoid, but those aren't 'crimes already admitted to'

whereas pelosi, AoC, ilhan omar, killary, biden, are ALL on record crowing openly about multiple crimes they've committed. and many more demoncraps.

This has been debunked

visuabusters.com/booru/collection/3

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man they widened one of the roads in my town like 15 years ago to add meme lanes and I swear in all my time commuting day in day out to work, I'm probably seen like one bike rider and he was just on the sidewalk anyway

Just the obvious ones? The mountains of campaign financing crimes and coverups related to that, obstruction of justice and witness tampering in regards to the Russia investigation, destruction of records while in office, attempts to bribe and threaten Ukraine into interfering with the 2020 election, lying about his finances, using his government position to bolster and divert government funds to his private businesses.

His fuckery regarding the insurrection and many attempts to unlawfully interfere with the results of the election are also at least bordering on it.

Mostly financial crimes, really. He's a crook.

>whereas pelosi, AoC, ilhan omar, killary, biden, are ALL on record crowing openly about multiple crimes they've committed. and many more demoncraps.
Which was my point in the first place. I never specified conservatives or anything like that. Politicians get away with fucking anything and everything, and you're retarded if you're backing any of these fucking idiots, especially a pathetic orange man baby.

the assclowns where i live decided it'd be really neat to wipe out half the parking by taking one side of the road's parking away in order to put a cycle lane on either side. they too are likewise never used.

>i'm not really a lefty hue hue hue.

sure thing, you fucking commie. don't you have a city to terrorise and burn down?

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Fixed.

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I'm not opening this until someone tells me if it's loli (cringe) or oppai loli (based)

>oppai loli (based)
kill yourself (now)

Not an argument.

I love being a centrist. I get to blow the minds of retards from both sides with minimal effort, plus I get to be right about almost everything.

oppai loli is fine if it's not put on pre-existing flatsos

>be 45th president
>be heinously evil
>let people die by the tens of thousands from COVID while lying about it being a deadly disease
>be responsible for terror storming of the Capitol
>let hundreds of thousands despair, die, or fall into abject poverty
>do LITERALLY(!) NOTHING(!) good throughout the entire presidency, NOT ONE THING, make everything worse for everyone with exception of billionaires
>literally let everyone other than billionaires die
>2021
>new president gets sworn in
>the harrowingly traumatizing horror regime of the forder president is finally over, some people barely survived it
>multi decades of PTSD and trauma for millions, probably tens of millions, to be treated
>"rent free"
Why yes, a satantically evil dictator who traumatized an entire generation (with the only exception being sadists and nazis) DOES live rent free in their heads. Kinda like how trauma works in the first place

Literally Hitler

I prefer boring politics to Reality TV hosts with power and partisan hacks who want to piss off the other half of the country. I watch soccer, basketball and baseball and work 48 hours most weeks. I live in a big city with a lot of agencies and programs, the last thing I need is a Washington that’s line-iteming things people from Montana and Suburbia consider pork. I don’t need a president who tells me how he feels snd edgelords about internet memes. I want someone who just listens to the FBI, FDA, CDC and CIA and doesn’t try to formulate some tantrum to get what the commenters on the New York Post’s Twitter Account want. Which is effectively laws to run over bicyclists and no taxes or bridge tolls, mass incarceration for petty crimes and euthanized homeless people. For the love of god get off it, stop bringing politics into life. I just want to have friends and a job and a cold beer after a long day, I don’t want to hear the word “Washington” unless it’s in reference to a park or street or mountain or some shit. Fuck the desperate need of racist edgelords to bleed their stupid asshole opinions into everything

January 20th, 2016 was a horrid day for any real man. When Trump got in and all of his chuds cheered, thinking they had won and we had lost. Man I still get chills thinking about how we watched all the progress Obama made, become undone by that orange asshole. Real men were fearful for their families, while alt right incels with no one to love were cheering for the destruction of earth.
Truth is I'm just making this post now because I'm still so fucking relieved. We fucking made it men. Through the worst years of our democracy, we overcame his hate and ignorance. But we lost a lot of good people in the process. Never forget that the 45th president killed more of his citizens than of all wars combined thanks to his mismanagement of covid.

That's the most boomer comic I've ever seen and I'm 37

The average age of Pokemon Go players was like 30

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