Meanwhile in the Yea Forums apartment complex

>CAN YALL STOP JACKING OFF UP THERE! IM TRY'N TO PLAY ELDEN RING WID THE HOMIES!

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If we all cum together it will absorb our collective nutrients and will grow into a beautiful spunk plant

um......I could be a homie...right?

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That's true I don't Yea Forums that much.
It's not my main board.

Come up to floor 325. It is safe here. Bring all your meat and no weapons. It is safe.

>Let that sink in a bit.
No way, I hate that fag.

Man, Yea Forums really has become a circlejerk lately

I'm going to play wii fit again tonight. My fat ass will stomp around and you niggers below me can't do shit about it.

>NOOOOO! NOT AGAIN!

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Stop basedjacking in the middle of the night you fucking niggers
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST-
shut the fuck up.

>that one guy on floor 45 that blasts nightcore all day long
what is he playing?

>take elevator to my floor
>somehow end up in the inverse tower

how the FUCK do I get out of here?

>*open window*
>NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS
>*close window*

seconded.

Nothing actually, I'm just browsing Yea Forums.

You can tell when I'm serious about a post I'm writing because I'll pause the music to focus.

>being on a sub 100 floor
I can't even imagine being such a faggot

I'm the guy that keeps setting off the fire alarm system at 3:07am every morning.
No, I will not stop.

please stop

Holy fucking shit, you found the lobby? HOW DO YOU GET THERE, TELL ME NOW, FAGGOT.

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>pass user since 2018
how does it feel licking up my cum?

I anons might wanna be careful on floor 356. I saw him there and he's reported to be hostile.

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*open window*
HHHRRRRRRRNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHH LLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIQQQQQQUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDD!!!!
*hear about 20 people reply with Snake or Brother*

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I'm fucking alone in this floor, I want to talk with a femanon to talk with

Photon#5580

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>Not living within squirming distance of the moldgirl hive
You didn't beat it.

fuck him walking around like he owns the place I'll kick his fuckin head in thinks he's a big man I'll break his legs and shit in his mouth

man, even if there's no LAN party going on at least there's online.
love playing some SRB2 Kart.
there definitely needs to be meet ups with certain online playing groups.
also, fuck off whoever puts all these diapers in the hallways. damn nigger.

Are you stupid? There's only 1 femanon in the entire building. Rumor has it, she might not even be a women either! and never will be, so I'm told.

Yes that's correct yes

A friend of mine invited me to her apartment and apparently she's already half drunk and it's already late and I'm nervous because I don't want to drop my spaghetti

I'm serious

Just fucking go retard

go suck that cock.
I may be a failure but least I am not gay.

Of course some obsessed conservatives ruin the thread

WHO THE FUCK DRANK ALL MY PEPSI

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Read the mood, but have common sense if she pulls you away.

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Why is it so fucking quiet on floor 400 and above? Makes me kinda paranoid

Its all cum

>trash knight is back
Door check before you enter the hall on floor 89. He got into some metal stuff this time and it really hurts.

Yeah there is alot of cum in the halls, jannies really need to get their asses in gear

Who wants to come over to my place for cocaine, NES, and synthpop records?

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*opens window*
*ejects a massive cumshot*
*closes window*

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Join my Nintendo DS chat room please. I drew boobs.

Holy shit, this faggot has been posting his discord all fucking day. is that way

I decided to end it all and livestream my suicide. I've been falling for 2 days straight and still can't see the bottom floor.

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Fall up stupid!

why the fuck is it raining piss outside

That's just anons emptying their chamberpots out their windows at any given minute. We have toilets here but apparently using toilets was decided to be "for redditors".

>walking down the stairwell from floor 215 to floor 207
>enter the hallway of floor 382
Fucking hate Tuesdays, owner shuts off the Euclidean geometry early.

atleast they arnt shitting in the streets!

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>using toilets
You didn't take a piss.

>Ay yo pizza place I want some pizza
>Yeah the Yea Forums apartment complex
>Which room
>yeah
enjoy the pizza muh dudes

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>walk to floor 462 for some fruit snacks
>fruit snack user isnt on home apparently
>have to resort to going to the basement for my fruit snacks
wish me luck, bros

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I assume you all got the Wedding RSVPs. You don't have to attend but Amy and I would much appreciate it. There's also gonna be ice cream cake and tendies if you're interested.

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>open door
>see black user
>day ruined

Just take the meat elevator dude. I don't know how it works but it's much faster than the regular one, if you can tolerate the stickiness.

>*knocks on your door*

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Help me, bros. My door won't lock and everytime I try to sleep I wake up being raped. I can't take this shit no more.

WHOEVER IS PLAYING THAT PORN GAME AT FULL VOLUME AT MIDNIGHT, GO FUCK YOURSELF AND INVEST IN A PAIR OF HEADPHONES. YOU ALSO HAVE SHIT TASTE IN WAIFUS.

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>open door
>day ruined

Chris Metzen

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

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>he's not housed in the whites only section

>day ruined

your fault for drawing little dot eyes and eyelashes on it, I can't be expected to resist