>Killing Floor
>you don't kill floors
Killing Floor
Dylan Walker
Luke Rivera
>Monster Hunter
>You don't fuck monsters
Isaiah Edwards
Guess again.
Gavin Jones
Might as well rename it to Welding Door then
Xavier Sullivan
>animal crossing
>the animals don't cross
Elijah Powell
>prey
>not prey
Owen Robinson
Well I want to cross breed with Ankha so like
Camden Bell
> Elden Ring
> The Elden Ring is not a ring at all
Logan Fisher
I wanna fuck these electric autism dogs
Grayson Martinez
>mad rat dead
>the rat is indeed mad, but it's not dead yet
Ethan Brooks
>half-life
>has full life consequences
Nathan King
>skyrim
>the sky doesn't rim? idk I'm trying my best out here, just pity laugh pls
Levi Clark
>morrowind
>the world needs less wind
Isaiah Cox
>Samurai Jack Sequel
>3 perfect episodes followed by absolute dogshit
How did he do it bros
Ryan Gonzalez
> Black Desert
> desert not actually black
Luke Bennett
>snake eater
>you DO eat snakes
Nolan Brown
>oblivion
>fuck you user for upstaging me with an actual joke
Ethan Carter
>runescape
>Can't run
>Can't escape
Xavier Clark
>run
>escape
user...
Easton Murphy
pandering to ship autists
Andrew Harris
This. I've been able to run and escape from a ton of shit in the game. I mean that's the whole point
Zachary Fisher
>Don't let the name fool you, it's more of a thin grating to allow the meat to pass through
Anthony Mitchell
>Halo Infinite
>Everything is actually extremely limited
John Phillips
>yet
Jaxson Lewis
Except my disappointment.
Bentley Williams
>Oxygen Not Included
>oxygen actually was included.
Henry Nelson
>Corpse party
>The main characters are not throwing a party
At least they got the corpse part right
Lucas Sanders
Unbelievably based
Tyler Anderson
>there is no game
>but it is a video game
Jayden Bailey
>Mount and Blade: Bannerlord
>Can get a mount, a blade, become a lord, but no banners
Small company pls understand
Lincoln Watson
>age of empires
>go into it expecting just one age
>spans several
Pretty good when a game gives you more than it promises
Isaac Davis
THAT CHANGES NOW
Tyler Brooks
>Dying light
>the light never dies
Austin Cox
>Luigi's mansion
>It's not Luigi's mansion at all
Matthew Barnes
>age of empires
>has age of tools, stone, bronze, iron, no age of empires
Jackson Nguyen
>street fighter
>you never fight the streets
Hunter Stewart
>rocket league
>there are no rockets
Jeremiah Sanders
>13 Sentinels
>there are more than 13 of them
Jeremiah Hernandez
>Timesplitters
>It's not time to split
John Perry
>pocket monsters
>monsters are are stored in balls, not pockets
Gavin Wright
Now for a legit one:
>The Elder Scrolls: Arena
>there are no elder scrolls
>there's no arena
Levi Turner
NOOOO YOU PROMISED YOU'D JUST TRIM MY ARMOR YOU RAT
Thomas Murphy
But it is Luigi's mansion, he won it in a contest
Ayden Perez
Just like children
Luke Gray
Achshsully it's full of blackstones. That's why the Valencia/Mediah region is so prosperous compared to the east where the black plague was in full force. Not counting the three days of darkness, but fuck Jordine anyway. Plus the balance of power shifts after the Calpheon government solidifies the alliance with Kamasylvia and the player unites the tribes or something to awaken the god in the big ass tree.
>inb4 Kzarka
Brody Rogers
I find that cages work a lot better because they can't roll around and try to break the door down
Gabriel Richardson
>Foxhole
>you don't fuck a fox in the ass
Cooper Torres
>Day of Defeat
>you can win
Owen Cook
Lincoln Gutierrez
>Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
>You can actually die twice
Thanks, Teriyaki
Juan Sanders
Come on, he died happy and is now in a better place
Grayson Scott
>
Elijah Harris
>you don't fuck a fox in the ass
she caught me trying user. i might be the one getting fucked
Levi Lee
Lmao
Aaron Taylor
You fuck'd my face
Lucas Mitchell
MOTHER FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMNIT
Caleb Thompson
>total annihilation
You DO in fact totally annihilate
you can even ctrl-a ctrl-d to totally annihilate yourself.
Austin Martinez
the Krogoth was the most gangster shit ever
Ayden Nelson
>Total War
>you can make peace, even ally with people
Liam Cook
Dead game. Dead general.
Cooper Parker
>Team Fortress 2
>There are actual fortresses, and there's a team of 2
Joshua Turner
>Killing Floor
>the floor doesn't kill anything that walks on it
Isaac Lee
>POSTAL 2
>You don't deliver mail twice
Camden Taylor
>mario
>mario
Kevin Nelson
>Mario Kart
>you don't drive inside Mario
Jordan Howard
that's mario mario to you mario