Vampire Survivors

Any evolutions for the wackjob weapons yet? Really wanting to see what they do with Bone and the ghost's minecart.

Cheap and does what it does well, with incredibly frequent updates, and yet it makes Yea Forums seethe like nothing else. Why is that?

Yea Forums hates video games.

It's not bing bing yahoo or soulshit, so AAA shills get mad

what changed

It's a videogame they can't use as an excuse to get on their political soapboxes. The "we don't want politics in games" crowd love politics more than anyone else here

vtubers play it, and it's cool to pretend to hate vtubers

it's a trashy indie shit pixel flash game that should be free. I could make something better with more levels, more maps, more characters, more items and more content in a couple of days

cope & seethe

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it's like a bot just repeating itself

They can't get past 12 minutes on the Forest.

what significant develops does it need to leave the beta phase and enter the release and advertisement stage

fun gaem
what's in da updoot

Because it's popular.

it's popular, that's literally all it takes

then make it and become the new fad on Yea Forums, hell fi you post it enough it could be one of them forced maymays people liked to talk about

Can't wait to try it. See you in a few days user!

Then you should do that.

I made it before vampire shitviors was even released, but I thought this game is so bad, so shitty, it's not even worth uploading to newgrounds. it's suitable only for the trash. it's just that bad.
how foolish of me to forget that we live in a nightmare universe where a shitty indie pixel flash game sellls millions of copies. if I had released my version I could be a multi-millionaire. I bet it all on humanity and lost everything, even my dignity. there is no dignity left in this world for any man.

>cope cope cope cope
okay, nice fuck off

really dude? how poor are you

this game is pretty fun
lmao at the sour grapes itt

you are coping over this shit game yes that much is obvious. it's mindless time wasting. you inner mongoloid lizard-man neanderthal brain is triggered by seeing numbers increase. you are a genetic mistake, the missing link between modern man and the apes

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so, the whole point of the game is to get garlic, and 2 doves to create the super attack, right?

once you have those items, you beat the game

make it and shill it here, I'll buy it

>"This game is bad! I could make a better one!"
>"I made it but it was bad!"
>"I deleted my proto Vamp Survivors game because ____!"
Apply yourselves, anons. Otherwise your game(s) will never go live.

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There still is no meat to the game. You go afk once around 10minute mark and farm all the way to the 30minute mark.
Games like these that only got popular by streamers should be shunned. Atleast it's just an indie game and not predatory korean trash.

>this salty he threw his own work away because 'reasons' instead of just uploading it on newgrounds where actual trash is released

how do I evolve the guns, the song and the pentagram?
haven't played in a couple of weeks

Would agree, but I regularly get fucked over when I try going for turbobird. I have more luck assembling the godray guns or the evolved Pentagram than smashing those two birds into something worthwhile.

tiramigu
skull o maniac
crown

a man does not add more trash to the world. I am not a rat in human shape like the plagiarizing creator of vampire shitviors

When's a good time to go for the coffin in Mad Forest? Within the last few minutes with a bunch of evos so I can open it uninterrupted?

wrong, unless you have all the upgrades at which point you've earned the right to afk in the earlier levels

>but I thought this game is so bad, so shitty, it's not even worth uploading to newgrounds.
newfag
it would've been highly rated on newgrounds and everybody that actually spent time on the site knows it

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you really have issues dude, it's just a game that someone made for low effort and they made money off it, get over it lmao, you're not superior in any way, remember where you are

>the bone zone

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>making this post

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When it's a coffin run I rush for it as Christine. Then I let the Pentagram clear the circle of super mobs and open the casket up.

Daily reminder to ignore blatant shitposters, stop getting baited by the most obvious shit ever

a game like vampsire shitviors is beyond trash. it's one of the worst flash games of all time. it's mindless, beyond even idle games which are another form of mental poison.
only in a world where mass mental illness is prevalent could anyone think trash like this is worth playing. there are infinite ways of spending your time that are more valuable than playing a game this time wasting and dogshit.
minds have been corrupted by gookgrinder games. the collapse of the west isn't a future risk, it' the reality of the hell world we live in. you are a dog, you are a rat of a man, a shapeshifter of your own making. don't reply to me. I operate on a different level of conscience to a cerebral animal like you

Was thinking of doing pentagram again but with empty tome maxed out
I'll try it next time I boot up the game.

Song of Mana is the best base weapon

Prove me wrong

yeah, it's basic tier shitposting

your thread was about to hit page 10 and fall off the board with no replies other than my own. the only reason it was saved is because somebody did it to spite me, see not that it matters. you lost your existence

Literally GOTY. mogs every western release for the last 5 years.

What's a good starting strategy for a fresh file? I'm getting bodied pretty early in the first 2 zones.

L

Pray for Garlic.

i have never played a western game in my life. kill yourself . it's the only release you will ever get from your miserable experience

Asmongoloid plays it.

Magic Survival dev is mad as fuck.

has the music always been this kino in green acres hyper?

>Talks about wasting time
>Sits on Yea Forums and seethes because someone's pixel shit made them rich
Can't make this shit up

So, uh, what's new? Is there a +area arcana?

>phoneposter
kill yourself to find an escape from your miserable existence

Garlic huh, OK. I imagine the game will get easier as I upgrade my shit so I'll stick it out until I get to that point.

qrd?

Focus on unlocks and learn weapon evolutions. Bible will carry your ass hard.

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>vampire survivors is a shit game
>the dev seethes about how shit it is
>shills threads on Yea Forums like this one
>gets extreme butthurt when people won't buy his dogshit diarrhea indie flash pixel game
>dripfeeds content
you have to experience brain damage to want to play this time wasting garbage. might as well write numbers down on a paper pad until you hit infinity

Look at the thread. That gook is mad as fuck.
He should be thankful, I bet his game got a bump in activity since. Even made him make an update after almost a year of hiatus.

I really like that one, the library with streamer mode off and dairy plant. Haven't gotten to see the tower enough to form an opinion on it.

Garlic is good
Whip is good
Santa water into laborra
Try to level every weapon to 8 tho for unlocks.

yeah so shit and successful it's mind broken you into shitposting 24/7

The +3 revival arcana made me want to try a run where I try to make the guns as strong as possible (without the 1 powerups revival I don't take on principal) and using boneman it became a bone/gun run, I even banished the whip after getting it to make it weaker to try and focus on those two weapons

Just bananas

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Oh I get unlocks from level weapons? That's really good to know, I'll experiment more.

Make me little man

can we disable arcana now ?

The Arcanas have eased the pain of some runs considerably.

Some eceleb played it, therefore Yea Forums must hate it

Post your shitty indie game user

yea

Magic Survival is basically the exact same game that was released free on mobile, VS dev took the concept, improved it and put in on Steam EA for actual money.

Apparently the theory is that this one butthurt faggot is the dev of MS and is now assmad and shittalking the game here.

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