This will sell our game

I’d enjoy that if it had the title of the game removed

you can probably pick one up at any toy store then

I remember cumming in that thing once. I almost feel like going to my storage and bringing it back home for more cums

what's it made of?

the hell I know, I'm not scientist but feels like the rubber from a bicycle tire

yeah I wasn't looking for the atomic structure, rubber from a bicycle tire is about what I expected so thanks

>amerishart statues
i lol'd

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>in

Did you cut a hole in it?

Of tits and ass.

I'm a ryonafag and even I think this is fucked up and a terrible idea. Yeah it's hot but you're broadcasting to everyone who sees it that you're potentially a psycho.

no, it was just a typo but this gives me an idea

This will (not) sell our game

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So? Fuck what women think lol

Reminds me of the Mass Effect Andromeda collection. A fucking expensive remote control car, game not included.

Holy fuck it comes with a nostalgia critic poster? Sign me the fuck up.

*game not included

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Still cant believe people got upset over a chunk of plastic

>an object with the literal copyrighted product's brand slapped on it
This is peak slave mentality consumerism.

i dont know how fucked they must've been to pick GEARBOX as a publisher but the game looked shitty anyway

Yup. Pay for this 150 dollar special edition. Btw, there's no game here, give us 60 more dollars.

really?

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Ah... yes, nylon. Nylon will sell our game

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CEs suck and these days especially have no reason to exist.

I enjoy art books and vinyl soundtracks and shit but all that stuff can be sold directly through websites or bookstores and they'd probably make more money off it that way. Especially since it's the kind of shit you only know you want after you play a game and like it.

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at least they sent better bags after people started harrasing them for weeks.

God that thing was funny, and the 'bottle' reveal

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Michelle are you ok?
Are you ok Michelle?

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Football? What does that have to do with assassins or pirates?

One that was no more welcoming than it is now.

A few months ago some guy posted a pic of this CE on a somewhat obscure social media app in my country
Dude paid about 200 bucks for it, but I just found it fascinating that someone actually bought this and is proudly displaying it in his living room

Shit like this makes me despise 'murica markets.
Fucking wonderful statue, hnnnng

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I'm glad I never fell for any of this shit

posting cuz this will never not make me laugh

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coo, fancy that

>imagine tricking people into thinking going to Detriot

Who cares, dude?
It's a fucking hot torso with blood caked over it.
Touch it, lick it, paint it, fuck it, enjoy it, bro.

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the irony is they've made zero games with buying since 6th gen

Who the fuck would buy a collector's edition for a strategy guide in the first place?

>Oh that's my decapitated zombie torso statue, yes it's a great compliment to the mantlepiece

the kind of people who get money from doing unboxing shit on youtube

Soulsfags

>game prominently features characters wearing a mask
>include said mask in the CE
>but only as a display model that is too small to actually wear

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Dude a dust collecting statue for your shelf, wow!

Is it also supposed to look like that stephen dorf guy from true detective season 3? i never did play Max Payne 3.

like the halo 3 helmet yeah

Mutts. Enough said.

>announced in 2014
>three studio changeovers

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It's most likely supposed to trigger FOMO in people, so that they rush to buy CEs of games they sometimes don't even know yet
There are some cases where they release some stuff like OSTs later on, but I noticed that even then, more likely than not, it's going to be limited either in time to buy it or quantity

It mightve been made created to stir controversy which if true worked cause people are still talking about it years later.

posting it just because

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Or the tiny Dead Space gun

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No one bought the game though

still talking about it.

You can't eat words

>dude they're still talking about my terrible product that bombed, I won!

Just because it didn't become a runaway success doesn't mean that it didn't still move more copies and put more eyes on it than they would have had otherwise.

Is this from DoA

Pictured actual size

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it was cringe, but then people got offended so it became based

this was actually a really great flashlight. No joke