What is Yea Forums‘s opinion of Ranni the witch?
What is Yea Forums‘s opinion of Ranni the witch?
I love my wife Ranni!
More like Ranni the Bitch LOL
Don't understand the appeal
Best girl, makes schizos seethe
You don’t understand why people would like a 4 armed doll witch with a big hat and a tsundere personality who you marry?
Right
>tarnished are you the one who ride that horse
>ME? NO OFC NOT LOL
>end convo
>ride torent in front of her
>tarnished are you the one who ride that horse
>ME? NO OFC NOT LOL
>repeat
I owned your retarded waifu what you gonna do bout it
Evil bitch that deserves death
She's okay, she can come over to my place and play video games or something
Seems like a lot of the problems in the world are her fault.
She's the least bad option. Dunno why there's no lmao I'll do what I want ending. Instead we have to suck up to at least one god.
Only the undead curse
>BUT THE SHATT--
Headcanon
Ranni fans
Just tied one of these around my neck tightly and felt instant ecstasy
You should all do it too, just imagine it’s her legs
Feels great
She didn’t stick his corpse in the erdtree roots
I know but she still killed him so she was indirectly at fault. Don't be autistic now and stop giving schizos ammo.
I want to see the non-doll replica, real version of Ranni's mentor.
blue cunny
Who the fuck cares about that gary stu whatshisname, I'm glad he died.
Reddit character from a Reddit game
I will marry her and cheat on her with Fia.
How do you cope with the fact that redditors are alive just like you?
She's no Roderika, but miles better than the rotten cunt
The real question is what to choose?
>Giving your life source to a succubus
NGMI
I'm sure she appreciates you holding her hand while she's taking Godwyn's fish dick
Built for dead men
tRanni the Trannyfags are a disease
Based
>Two months later, he's still seething
How did she do it?
all the patreon hoes grifting this bitch like crazy
She's ok, not that interesting compared to the rest of her family but still better than Radahn I suppose
A massive cunt, just like Marika. These two women are the sole reasons why the Lands Between are in as shit a state as they are.
Good lad
He might have her body
But i am her champion and i am in her heart.
Marika is the one at fault. Ranni never wanted war to break out or anything. Marika did.
Careful you're going to trigger the schizos that think she carefully planned the shattering
>In Marika's own words. Hear me, Demigods. My children beloved. Make of thyselves that which ye desire. Be it a Lord. Be it a God. But should ye fail to become aught at all, ye will be forsaken. Amounting only to sacrifices...
I like her but this picture scares the crap out of me. Imagine being in a dark sketchy house and this shit pops around the corner.
She murdered (or ordained the murder of, if you want to be anal about it) Marika's favored son. She is as much at fault for the Shattering as Marika is.
she calls you out on your bullshit if you say no though
>Shoulder to hip ratio
HA! More like Manni!
>R-Ranni made me shatter the ring!
Yeah ok marika tell it to the Elden beast
>The shattering, a war that happened thanks to the power vacuum and the demigods obtaining great runes and going to war because of it, encouraged by Marika on top of that
>THIS IS RANNI'S FAULT
Let's just get it out of the way and start posting the trailer pretending that it says Marika broke the ring because she was sad because of Godwyn's death
God I love art of jealous Ranni
Are you seriously arguing that the death of Godwyn had nothing to do with Marika shattering the ring, even when the official story trailer clearly states that his loss was the most devastating for Marika?
Marika did the deed, there's no denying that, but Ranni surely contributed to her arriving to that decision. And even if we give her a pass and say that she didn't, that still does not absolve her of the murder of Godwyn, so she is a cunt either way.
Marika was already planning on shattering it well before the night of black knives. Why the fuck do you think she exiled the tarnished?
>even when the official story trailer clearly states that his loss was the most devastating for Marika?
There it is
>GoldBro wants world where all gods are held accountable, autistic and fair
>blue hole without a hole wants to be super god and fuck off and do whatever she wants, simp thinks this means she’ll be just
The Ever Brilliant Gold Mask is the only true heroic character, a total fuckin bro
ENTER
The Aesthetic Ascetic
The Bodhisattva of Bling
The Classy Clairvoyant
The Deacon of Drip
ENTER
CHADMASK
Why do Goldcucks pretend their character is good? Goldmask would gladly eat babies if the Golden Order told him to. He just wants everyone to bend over even Marika.
what was the point of fucking dead men? and how did she die? she was the only one shown alive during the slideshow intro
DLC will involve going back in time, and in doing so we'll see Ranni's original body, and get her Great Rune from her.
>and get her Great Rune from her
The great rune she can't have because the ring hasn't been shattered yet?
>Virgin Ranni
>Fucking with the source code of reality causes problems, so I should be admin and move the code to a remote server that only I have access to
>Chad Goldmask
>Fucking with the source code of reality causes problems, so the admins privileges should be stripped and the code encrypted so it can only be altered in developer mode
Because the GW is good, the problem has always been in the middleman.
Based Goldchad
TRanni simps malding
Did she kill her body and discard her rune on the day of the shattering? Seemed to be she ditched her body relatively recently to the Tarnished showing up. there's a window where you could do it.
I still prefer Melina
If we do go back in time we better see actual justification for why Ranni did what she did. She makes it seem like she has the MKULTRA programming if she was desperate enough to hand out godslaying knives to a bunch of assassins.
Me on the left
Right, I should always take into account that lawcucks will forever believe they're the goods guys
>Ranni ending sucks because she doesn’t fix the deathblight curse
>Goldmask ending? Yep it’s way better despite it also not doing that
>Because the GW is good
you're glowing
>Goldmask would gladly eat babies if the Golden Order told him to
>when he seethes at hunters for acting like brainless oppressive zealots
SEX WITH RANNI
No, the night of the black knives happened before the shattering of the ring
Cute and collectible
Deathbed companions lay with the dead to bring them back to life
The GW will handle it.
My opinion is that if you can't make a working fucking camera you shouldn't make 90% of your bosses the size of the Empire State
t. stuck on Fire Giant
>Le Greater Will is bad because it is
I wanted more npc content, the Dark Souls formula is getting old
The entity that basically abandoned the world? Ok bro
>what was the point of fucking dead men?
Deadbed companions sleep with champions, absorb their energies and then sleep with dead monarch and the like so that they can die themselves and revive said important people.
Actually all the people in the opening are shown alive after their sudden death because when they died Grace reappeared before them, showing them the way to the Lands Between.
>In the beginning, everything was in opposition to the Erdtree. But through countless victories in war, it became the embodiment of Order.
ugly trash
>Some fags argue the rune controls the GW
>Other fags argue the GW abandoned the planet and doesn't care anymore
>Other fags argue daddy GW will take care of us
Which one is it?
SETTRA DOES NOT SERVE, HE RULES.
She's a Mary Sue
>Being cut off is the same as being abandoned
What do you think the entire point of mending the ring (without using any mending runes, apart from Goldmasks) is?