What would you do if you were gifted the powers of Superman?

Fly around aimlessly and go through some giant ring things floating around in the sky

I hope my back would stop hurting.
But really, mostly the same as I'm doing now, just with the cockiest attitude imaginable.

I will kill every Jew and white american

Fly around

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Nothing; I would keep the same low profile as always. Superman's powers are worthless in the real world.

Kill kill kill and kill

Destroy all human buildings/vehicles etc.

Total human genocide.

force gingers to marry gorillas

>Kill parasites.
>Father as many parasites as possible
I'm not sure your legacy would end up being a positive one, user.
Seems like one step forward two steps back.

Turn Israel to glass. Kill every politician in the U.S. Use my super vision and hearing to pinpoint the exact location of every pedo faggot and tranny and precision eyebeam them from space. Burn rapefugees as they try hopping the border into the States. Just normal Superman things.

I would probably immediately lose control of my newfound powers where I break something, or I go insane after hearing and seeing almost everything around the world all the time.

kill 60% of the pop.
push earth a bit away from sun so it don't die in 10 years from global warming.

Find some way to use my powers to become a NEET.
After that, be a NEET. Never tell anybody about my powers for obvious reasons.

fly anywhere for vacations, use my super hearing and x-ray vision to cheat at casinos for infinite money. gopro secret military installations live on tiktok

More of the same shit except I can fly really fucking fast to places. Might even take a trip to space

i kneel

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Reverse the earth’s rotation to rewind time back before inafune got control of capcom and annihilate him so I can have the real lost planet 3

Kill u

Probably the same things I do now, but at x4 speed.

Also, spying on bratty children with x-ray vision.

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I'd probably just chill in space for a while. Then I guess I'd work with the UN or something until I run into a hard moral quandary and then go back into space.

Fly as far from the planet as I can, then dive as fast as I can back down and straight into israel.

Probably save a lot of money on air travel I guess.

Wasn't there a theory that Superman is too dense of an existence that he would collapse whatever land he stood on or something?

this

Homelander sure got good outfit.

Probably end up as Injustice Superman

Steal a bunch of money from the other side of the country and then continue my life of playing vidya, watching anime, and jerking off in peace

Probably be a lot happier, since I wouldn't have to worry about the things that stress me currently.
I'd help in natural disasters and stuff, wearing a mask so I could enjoy my private life, and just enjoy my life. Maybe help people when I can, but I wouldn't obsess about it since I know I wouldn't be able to help everyone and I would just get sad if I tried to fully commit.

Play vidya and help people when I can.

study shit 1000 times faster and change the world however I please

lol he’s blushing
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>gifted the powers of Superman
Forced DC and Nintendo to make AAA Superman solo games

Raep

>Half the fucks in this thread would become Homelander tier psychopaths
Go figure, I'd probably try to become an actual symbol of hope and peace. Fix corruption, save people from burning buildings, try my best to quell the cartel drug war, etc. The world is full of enough pain and misery as is.

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Impregnate Wonder Woman.

To make this vidya related, I'd use my heat vision to kill Tim Sweeney and everyone that works at Epic Games.

become a completely unilateral justice machine. anyone does anything anywhere that is unethical, immoral, cruel, evil etc, you blitz them into nonexistence.
also fly around a lot, that seems like fun. probably visit the moon, not sure if he can canonically fly to other planets, i assume farther from the yellow sun = weaker so there's probably an outer limit. might be able to fuck around on mars that'd be neat.
but yeah no more cartels, no more crime or terrorists, no more north korea or chinese nightmare worlds, all gone, all fixed.

destroy Russia, US, China, Saudi. Then tell the world to fucking chill and focus on VR hentai games and medicine or they will be next.

I would kill all amerimutts as painfully as possible.

>fuck around in space
>jack off so hard that my cumshot pierces buildings
>fuck around with X ray to see people naked
>chill by the moon
>wonder how long it will take until the universe writes me into a shitty crossover event where me and hundreds of copies of myself die to some forgettable alien overlord.

prevent the ai apocalypse by telling all ai labs to knock it off

10/10

>Fix corruption,
sounds like you'd be vilified as a rampant anti-semite, and the second coming of hitler if that is how you wish to use your powers

Create my own Superman suit and start performing good deeds across America, helping where I can, improving infrastructure and planting and cultivating massive amounts of food to feed the needy of my country.

I would also start stonewalling extremist political activists - nonviolently disperse BLM riots with superbreath, and beat up far right militias whenever they step out of line. Make a point that I'm here for all Americans, and that means taking zero bullshit from either camp.

Inspire followers in my example, creating a grassroots following of Superman's Pals that do charity work, prevent and intervene in crime, and raise the quality of life across the USA.

Use my powers to develop a new sustainable fuel source and give it directly to the American people - VIOLENTLY shutting down any attempts to monetize it, until the country is fully independent in terms of electricity and power.

Once this is done, I run for president - as Superman, I attain incredible popularity for having essentially saved the nation, and am swept into office despite dubious legality.

Then, once I'm in the Oval Office, and it's too late to stop me, I sign an executive order forcing Rocksteady to develop a AAA Superman game.

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Silver age user.
Golden age user.
Bronze age user.
Elseworlds user.

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whatever the fuck i want

I'd use my xray vision to look at at ugly chubby girls without their clothes on. I'd do that and only that for the rest of my days.

>sounds like you'd be vilified as a rampant anti-semite
Yes, because we all know, only jews are corrupt. Nazis definitely get popped.

>Then, once I'm in the Oval Office, and it's too late to stop me, I sign an executive order forcing Rocksteady to develop a AAA Superman game.
Mega based

People would either provoke or guilt trip you into helping them. Also schizos on Yea Forums pushing conspiracy theories about you being an experimental Chinese weapon or some shit.

>Then, once I'm in the Oval Office, and it's too late to stop me, I sign an executive order forcing Rocksteady to develop a AAA Superman game.
12th Level Intellect.

Do nothing. This world cannot be saved because it doesn't want to be.

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