User I heard you still have no girlfriend

Not video games.

why are there so many rulefags on Yea Forums of all places?

Yeah. I'm 27, and I can't give more shits about it. At least I have my waifu to comfort me.

Meant for

where should I start precure?

Same.

isn't the answer always chronological order?

just do it. go and ask one at starbucks for a number.

I went through my life not caring. I got a taste of it at 27 but the girl quickly dropped me. Now I feel broken and lonely and I wish I had never experienced it.

fpbp

I love these squatting pictures
Please post more

Choose whichever one you think has the cutest girls. Though, if you want action, either Futari wa, Splash Star, Heartcatch, or GoPrincess are your best options. For comedy, I'd suggest Smile or Star Twinkle.

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HAHA FUCK YOU MANA DA BES

I'm so fucking tired of putting effort into conversations and then just getting ghosted randomly in the middle of every single one

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try again? once you find someone else you'll quickly move on

I just stopped bothering at some point

I'm a wizard.

I don't look like chad nor am I rich to satisfy women's hypergamy, also I don't trust vagina people.

i'm already married to my high school sweetheart
i also work in an office surrounded by cute girls that are totally my type, fucking hell

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Women my age look like old hags. It's over for me. So instead I just fantasize about cute anime girls.

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cute slit

Yup, that's me. You might be wondering how I got here.

>had several gfs and fuckbuddies in the past
>been pretty lonely for the past years
>the few ones I started having some interest it, ended up being retarded schizos
I just want someone to play vidya with, eat pizza, have sex then cuddle

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THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOVED

Cause im not chad

99% of your loneliness issues would go away if you lowered your standards and socialized more.

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WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HERE EYES

But I don't want to lower my standards. What's the point of getting a gf if you don't find them attractive? I might as well be without.

Im literally deformed, bald, manlet, rotting teeth. Just taking drugs until I die. I dont even play video games

Average Yea Forums user

>lowered your standards
Why not just lower the age of consent?

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go to a dentist, stop taking drugs, exercise

Because no one wants to see their kid going out with an overweight loser that post animu reaction pics on a saturday

Why don't they just lower their standards and socialize more?

what's this obsession you freaks have with lowering age of consent? it's just a number.

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You shouldn't. It's literally the japanese equivalent of My Little Pony: a toy commercial for little girls.

Are you attractive enough to deserve an attractive partner?

>american mindset
kys

Why do you think you're entitled to something when you have nothing to offer in exchange?

>tfw you remember THAT girl
In your heart, you felt you had a chance, but now she's gone...

I did, my teeth are beyond saving, fillings are a cope.
>exercise
Already did for a year along with fasting, I went from obese to underweight. It's a cope.

The only thing left is to drink and abuse various drugs until I die from overdose.

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Sex with Chloe

>for little girls.
And adult males

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if you think aesthetics is the only thing you can offer, you're fucking retarded
the american mindset is always obsessed in this

>fasting
just eat normal and exercise
fasting will only give you more stress
use dental implants for your teeth
go to a therapist
even hideous people get laid and married
personality is way more important tho

Yeah but I can fap to Precure and get away with only being called a pedophile.

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I have a girlfriend but it's long distance, we never do anything together, and she's been avoiding me for months. My first one too. :D

>At a hotel with a guy and a girl that's 100 percent my type
>girl and me really hit it off
>girl teases me and her sleeping in the same room
>leave her alone for a minute
>guy talks to girl
>come back and suddenly they've decided that I'm sleeping in his room
I will never not be fucking mad that some retard cockblocked this hard.

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why shows for kids has always the best lewds?

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I liked Smile, Fresh, Doki, Heartcatch and Go! Princess, Heartcatch being my favorite so far. I liked Suite but not as much and I'm watching Yes! 5 right now, which I'm enjoying.

Tropical Rouge was so boring it killed my interest on the franchise from now on so I plan to watch next Futari Wa, then Splash Star and after that I won't bother again with Precure.

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All yellows are unironic sperm devourers.

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I don't have a problem with a socially awkward and having a standard job girlfriend. The problem is that women's requirements are much higher than men's.

>if you think aesthetics is the only thing you can offer, you're fucking retarded
You're someone who wastes his time on Yea Forums.
Aesthetics would be the only thing you have to offer to someone because you have nothing else going on for you.

Illya is made for sex

literally why would any guy want a girlfriend in [current year]?
like what do you get out of it?
I don't understand.

yeah, because if I post once in a thread, that means I'm 24/7 on this retarded site and my life is a disaster
take your meds, you virginal schizo

I was in a very long term committed relationship, well on my way to save up to get a loan for a house and pop the question and it mentally destroyed me when it ended.
I haven't had a job in over a year, I live with the money I saved for the down payment, last time I went outside was 5 months ago.
I'm good, I don't need a gf. It's more trouble than its worth

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It'd be weird for someone who's married to have a girlfriend.

You know that girls get old as well right?
We all will be ugly anyway after 20 years.

More pics like this please

SAME
3D women can't even compete

>yeah, because if I post once in a thread, that means I'm 24/7 on this retarded site and my life is a disaster
Let's not pretend this is the only post you've ever made on Yea Forums.

Looks like i've only got 3 years left in me.

No and it doesn't change my question. I can't get an attractive gf so why bother?

it is not
still, that doesn't mean I'm here 24/7
you're trying way too hard

Yes? And I don't like old hags. Whats' your point?