Why can't video games have real romance?

Why can't video games have real romance?

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never played a visual novel before?

Why can't gamers?

NOOOOOO I CANT RELATE TO AN MC WHO HAS SEX AND ALL WOMEN WHO FUCK ANY MAN THAT ISNT ME IS A WHORE

Yea Forums TRANNIES HELP ME

>real romance
>posts a gay webm anime
Ask me how I know that you've never held a woman's hand in the last 365 days.

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Play Trails in The Sky

They do. I love Panam

Otaku will snap their discs in half and burn your studio down if you portray the male lead in a game with any sort of personality.

The male lead MUST be completely generic so that equally generic otaku can relate to them and not feel sexually threatened or otherwise envious.

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What fucking anime is this from?

It's shit. Shion banging Kevin in Xenosaga is more believable.

It's fine. They don't really have sex. There's nothing down there. Not even in the BD release. No nipples. Nothing. This series is a scam

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they do?
what shit games are you playing? just $1 h-games on steam naturally don't have romance because they're made for pathetic losers who are so devoid of personality and drive that they can't attract a woman

Play Trails in The Sky SC

DELETE THIS

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>otome game about banging your foster sibling
It's gay. Even Kondom regrets pairing them up.

>handholding after sex
Bros I can't take it

>go to a soft hentai subreddit
>expecting good fanarts of beautiful men and women together
>filled with trannies who wish to be a woman
Why are weebs so insecure?

Crossange. Its bad but amazing.

Play Vanillaware games.

And why should they? Players actually want to enjoy fantasy, not suffer another reality. Would you really want to have characters friendzoning you, dumping you without explanation or put off stuff like "Im sorry but you don't have THAT, I cant explain it, it just doesn't click".

Reminder that one feminist publicly suggested to make vidya romances "realistic" by randomly making characters rejecting PCs for no reason or by straight out blocking any romance in the end so it would "teach gamers that they cant just win any girl".

Fuck realism. I want my fantasy and I know it's fantasy.

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THIS WOMAN HAS LOST HER COMPOSURE! DETAIN HER!

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Love me a good love story. Makes me feel fuzzy inside :3
One day I will meet my wife and we will be happy together.

what the fuck I thought it was gundam seed

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It's basically the same thing really

Who cares what one feminist suggests.
If that actually happened you can bet females would be far far far more angry than males are. Who do you think pushes for perfect fantasy romances in videogames in the first place?

Plenty of manlets managed to reproduce, that pic is pure cope

Same company

Play Trails in The Sky 3rd

Cute.
is it an aimbot or can they both see through walls?
I don't know how overwatch works

because the virgin incels making/playing them dont know jack about romance
t. romantic chad

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i thought it's code geass at first, even though i remember there is no such scene

Who hurt you?

Just don't be shorter than the girl you want to date. That's pretty much it unless she is a pain in the ass. Being above 6 ft does help though.

Is this one of those monkeypaws where an anime protagonist is finally allowed to score but it turns out he has no sex organs

>played
>visual novel
>video game
lol retard

youtube.com/watch?v=X6AIYEZjjJU
Same director. Seeing the OP for the first time was hilarious since it's literally just a Gundam Seed op.

What do you mean???
They are holding they are sex organs together in that pic.
Everyone knows handholding leads to children

i play video games for gameplay not romance shit.

Is crossange a giant shitpost? It feels like its trolling the viewer with its absurd twists and themes and the complete tone deaf mixi of comedy, drama and ecchi

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what does a milkdrinker like you know about women? have you ever fought one?

it's not fair, why can't I experience this??

My sister was unironically the biggest Stacy I ever knew, blonde and tall and perfect body and drop dead gorgeous, successful and intellegent and everything the modern woman strives to be, she got all the good genetics in the family yeah.
Her husband is 3 inches shorter than her, and though she makes jokes about it from time to time and will hit him on the head from above and act like she doesn't like it, they have been happily married with children for 15 years now.
I will never believe Manlets can't do it.

t.chud

Yes and it's great.

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>shitposts on a saturday
Wonder why.

When's the last time you tried to get this

Telling of their culture that rape is so prevalent in their media but two love interests kissing and having sex is a total no-no in the anime/manga industry.

a woman I presume

The widowmaker character have an ability that gives your team wallhacks for a duration, the enemy character in that webm is also a widowmaker.
Early casual OW is soul

>Why can't video games have real romance?
Because I don't wanna be rejected in a virtual world as well.

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I don't want to have to go anywhere or talk to anyone when I don't want to.

i thought lelouch was gay?

It was Fukuda's glorious return to directing since Destiny. It was fun.

That pic was part of edit thread on Yea Forums, they were supposed to make it vidya related but you can guess how it ended.

Life.

I have other flaws you know. Being short is irrelevant in the end, I just picked first pic that could fit. Funny, I never considered myself short but it's popular for girls in my country to claim that "real men start from 1.8m" so you know.

Never see Cross Ange? Its a fucking ride how much of a glorious train wreck it is. Absolutely hilarious show.

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Because Based characters like Tusk are illegal to have in games this day and age.

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>tell me your anime is an LN adaptation without telling me your anime is an LN adaptation

The world is built on trade-offs, user. Gotta sacrifice something to get something.

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Goddamn the bitch is packing

For his sister

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