ITT: Changes to a game that would make you buy it
ITT: Changes to a game that would make you buy it
>singleplayer
pretty much
Co-op multiplayer with more than four people
Add hot femboy characters to any game and I will buy it.
no joggers
if Gears of war would move away from CQC+Shotgun meta. its been like 5 games now lol. comon...shake it up. content and gameplay wise GoW 5 is more or less where the sidewalk ends for the series.
if DbD would get rid of the hook mechanic and just make Mori's a more default thing. make it so the killer can always Mori on knock but each survivor simply gets 1 respawn.
also for fighting games in general dont bother with a PC release unless you are gonna include crossplay you fuckers.
Making your teacher dateable
The ability to actually interact with a romancable character after romancing them.
This can range from hugs to rubbing her pregnant belly
>any fromsoft game
>not made by fromsoft
only change that needs to be made
Has transexuals in it or POC
Yes, unless they are portrayed as the monkeys they are. (e.g. GTA SA)
>single player only
>lolis
>no shitskins
>no trannies
>no faggots
nice old ladies
based
numerous ways to complete missions where you're rewarded by thinking ahead
destructible environments
excellent tastes
Stock trading minigame
>makes twitter activists angry
That will do for me
NFT's
Why are teachers always so good?
Lootboxes, I love skins.
Phantom Crash release on PC. I miss that game so fucking much.
No communist bullshit
if the game is GaaS
It's fun
Games banning you for N-words and general hatespeech
I prefer games made by women-only teams, It's just proven that they can make better games than men.
SLAI works on PCSX2.
>hot young titty girls
>nudity as unlockable
>massive cockteases
>camel toes
>nipples
>fondling
>good action
References:
>TimeSplitters 2
>tomrented souls
>RE2 remake
>Street Fighter
>good porn games
>flash games
Reference:
>Smite
only flaw of smite is the drm
All the characters are lolis
features monster girls (romanceable)
... I have never heard of this. Thank you.
furry big titted milf(s)
Anthro characters
simple
>its on PC
>its not a timed tim sweeney exclusive
>rubbing her belly
>not having her squat over your chest with a POV of your child slowly exiting her and sliding onto you
Canon kemohomo romance option that is weaved into the fabric of the main plot, with a couple dozen date scenes, a few different lovemaking scenes, and plenty of comments from the rest of your group about your relationship.
Me behind the camera masturbating
has any non-H angled mainstream game actually ever done this? theres just no fucking way right?
i wish sea of thieves had offline private servers
I will buy xenoblade 3 if they remove the nigger
Change the artstyle in Street Fighter 6. I don't mind a realistic artstyle, but look at how alive the artstyles for the other games are compared to this soulless mess.
I second this.
cute boys i can romance
I'd be Nick Brawl if it wasn't a shit game with shovelware-level production values and no content. And didn't have Loud Pedo content.
goofy-ass proportions
Scantily clad oblivious/innocent bara furries you can charm and romance
bf2042
>remove heroes
>bring back classes
>speed up the map changes
thats it
Usually i'd be more convinced in giving the game a chance if it's using 2d art or trying to recreate these styles in a 3d form.
Honestly if a MMO isn't anime or cartoony in some way i have very little interest.
There's f pred vore in it
If all replies are sexual in nature, why do fanservice games sell so poorly?
There is no nigger, he's an Indian. But even if he is a negro that actually makes the game based because he's utterly buck broken, all the fusions are male/female but only his comes out looking female
They target weeb coomers that have no money
They never cater to my fetishes.
the only games that cater specifically to my fetishes are obscure RPGmaker games made by some guy who doesn't use his real name when selling it
they just tend to really suck at both general game design and at fan service
>make 1 body model with boob jiggle
>copy paste it a few times, only changing boob size and hairstyle
>make the same dozen outfits we've seen everywhere
>gameplay is either a bunch of low-effort minigames or very barebone rpg
>no actual fanservices features, at best you get a dance or two
>release price is $25 or less
You know, what the game is actually worth. I mean, I'm going to pirate it either way, but I'm just sick of artificially inflating prices.