"Hey uh, user, was it? I like your game ideas. 300 million budget to make them real, are you in?"

>"Hey uh, user, was it? I like your game ideas. 300 million budget to make them real, are you in?"
What do you say and what game do you make?

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Twitch streamer Simulator.

VR mmo that doesn't suck ass

Idk if 300m is even enough for that, even FFXIV 1.0 cost over 400m to make.
MMOs are expensive.

an absolutely retarded-tier esoteric majora's mask type game
dozens of complex characters with full schedules down to dental hygiene and shitting etc

>even FFXIV 1.0 cost over 400m to make
It did not.

Scam him and use the money for some charity shit.

Gothic but with character creation and sexy situations.

Yes. Catgirl Rancher.

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We're making EvE Online 2 Elon and we're adding fps and removing bots and multi boxing. It's gonna a hella of a hit and you will own the biggest game on the market.
Just sign here to donate a billion dollars to this small indie company called CIG.

300 million would be enough to have at least 3 games in my case if not way more, it would probably serve to make 5 games with a good collector's edition.

Good. Now make dragon quest 12

Whoa! You really like my furry fps / dating sim with full customization and body sliders?

Time to revolutionize porn.

this
sadly, it'd have to accommodate Quest 2 and in doing so look like complete fucking ass

Well that's what a quick google search told me, feel free to correct me with the actual numbers

Deus Ex remake, and I say hell yes.

Lost Life VR

Already exists you super retard

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An actual series to rival Elder Scrolls that isn’t made by Bethesda. Also I want the game in a unique fantasy setting never seen before in a game. Game would focus on role playing mechanics, character building, and quests with multiple endings and ways of completing them.

I would tell Elon Musk to 100% buy out Touhou Project from ZUN

James Bond style spy racing game. Mario kart but with explosions, turrets and harpoon guns. You can customize each vehicle with different loadouts that would affect the handling and weight of the cars.

A more sandbox style Lord of the Rings MMORPG, with the entire world being fully dynamic

Isn't Touhou already essentially an open source project that anyone can use how they want?
What would be gained by buying it?

I'm in but the 300 million is solely for the development and 0 for marketing. I don't care about the sales, let word of mouth and the youtubes take care of it. I just want the game for myself. Anyway, it will just be an action adventure game in a fantasy medieval type setting but with my ideal gameplay.

infinite breast expansion simulator with dedicated mod support for all females

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My dream is a WW1 era stalker esque vidya game mixed with bloodborne

already exists

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VR monstergirl dating sim

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Not a 300 million dollar budget one.

A game where you explore a post-apocalypic city with a lot of junk yards and find lost media from thousands of years ago on tapes and cassettes and CDs and DVDs, and when you go back to your home base after a day of scavenging you can actually watch/listen to it and it's all made by real artists and filmmakers and musicians that were hired for the game

not even if you had 300 billion

shit out a bunch of mobile games with heavy marketing for guaranteed profit

I start a whole coomer studio.
Main idea being either a hillbilly horror clan simulator with dark fucked up kinks and mind break, or a dungeon keeper-esq 'You are the overlord, breed you some monsters and build a dungeon' game.

regrowing your hair simulator

most based post ITT

The only sociopath I work with is myself.

Is Elon based?

Theres only one correction i want to give you faggot

It would be entertaining to watch people waste money worse than Scamcitizen to produce their turds.

>300 million budget
>tell the crew we have 150 and save the rest for inevitable backups and delays and bonuses
>use fake deadlines and crunch to stimulate creative
>finishing touches at relaxed pace
mass effect style space bounty hunter or pirate game

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No.

This man is a fucking genius. Someone get him millions of dollars.

lit

i shoot him with a .38 snubnose

Some sort of maze-escape game and you play as a crab. Main gimmick is that crabs can only move left or right so to navigate the maze, you have to move the map around as well. Would probably make for a decent mobile game

Soulslike set in Mordheim (warhammer fantasy)
or
Necromunda + X-com

Relaxing VR meditation app but as time goes on the backgrounds and music starts getting more and more like LSD dream simulator and eventually Yume Nikki levels of strangeness. It saves your progress so it never goes back to the relaxing areas.

I put a fraction of the money into advertising the Patreon page, make millions more dollars and forget where I placed the original 300M

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Single player tank game similar in gameplay style to War Thunder but with a campaign like Ace Combat - set in an alternate universe/history, starting out early 30s to cold war. Ability to make your own tank. Anime/Valkyria Chronicles artsyle.

300m could make something way better than that without the furries.

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>stuck in perpetual alpha
>still shit animations and models
Nah, he's right. It's a worthy use of that money.

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make minecraft 2, except it has good graphics and actual stuff to do in it outside of building

Why do I keep seeing this faggot everywhere right now

How do you make the gameplay loop in a VR MMO not suck ass? If it was fantasy themed the combat can't be much more complicated than sword and sorcery without it requiring too much movement that causes horrible motion sickness and would be lame as fuck after awhile. Most you could do is try to lean into all the other features of the game being deep like crafting and whatnot

I'd make some barebones skeleton of a game, then have a shitload of marketing and shilling and eventually start selling jpeg's of "future" ingame assets for real money, meanwhile raking in at least 300k a year as the project lead

Then I'd just constantly push back the release date while the company is left afloat by retards buying jpegs that took 2 hours to make.

He's making Twitter so angry that the employees need multiple weeks off just to cope.

My game ideas are great rip-offs, but I'm not sure how many people outside of fans want to play large old erogedev kart racing/tennis/golf game even if its good. Ofcourse with that money you just make the game (you) want, as God intended it.

>No bye
He's the biggest conman of the decade. Not even the century. That's how much a phony he is.

He sounds based af

Make a big promise and never make it like many of his vaporware projects.

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mods

Ape Escape 4. Its at a theme park where each of the freaky monkey five have their own zone themed around what ever thing they are this game

300 Million bucks for Senran Kagura 7EVEN. It'll have a good snowboarding minigame too.

Only giga nerds care about EVE