Game allows 4v1 pvp

The monitor lizard has evolved resistance to poo in loo toxins.

Holy kek.

lmao

(You) deserve a (You).

youre thinking of a komodo dragon and even those arent really venomous, they just have glands that secrete some nasty shit

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That theory has been refuted. Komodo Dragons are 100% confirmed venomous.

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They did the needful sirs god bless

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how do you even get a boner to fuck that thing, at least furries give their drawings some femenine traits

I dont know
Why did white woman fuck dog?

youre wrong

I assume it's because they're the same fags that think Argonians are hot.

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a woman does not need to have a boner in order to get fucked, meaning it does not matter if she's not aroused she can still do it, but the man MUST be aroused to have sex

Have you ever actually seen what the average Indian woman looks like?

idk, ask the flavor of the month for march

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Dogs have personality

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Monster Hunter India

I legitimately would not be able to get it up for a lizard.

argonians are hot you double nigger

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are you indian?

no, worse im slavic

>In 2009, the same researchers published further evidence demonstrating Komodo dragons possess a venomous bite. MRI scans of a preserved skull showed the presence of two glands in the lower jaw. The researchers extracted one of these glands from the head of a terminally ill dragon in the Singapore Zoological Gardens, and found it secreted several different toxic proteins. The known functions of these proteins include inhibition of blood clotting, lowering of blood pressure, muscle paralysis, and the induction of hypothermia, leading to shock and loss of consciousness in envenomated prey.[49][50] As a result of the discovery, the previous theory that bacteria were responsible for the deaths of Komodo victims was disputed.[51]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Komodo_dragon#Venom

The idea that Komodo Dragons were killing any large mammals with giga mouth aids was always ridiculous.

vaktus?

post of the month

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literally who. I just like lizards because their scales are cool

Who knew Indians could be this based!

>game allows 4v1 pvp
sounds like elden ring

I figured out recently you could enter 4 man squads mode as solo in fortnite by selecting don't fill, did it for the mode a while back that only had squads

lmao.

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samefag

>gangraped
How the fuck 4 dudes actually fucked a lizard? Did they seriously stopped it from moving away, put their dick in her vagina or asshole, and fucked it? That gotta be fake news.

Yes sir I very much agree. it is fake news because it is not rape. lizard most assuredly enjoyed it I ensure you

No the policeforce actually arrested those dudes

thehindu.com/news/national/other-states/bengal-monitor-lizard-allegedly-gang-raped-in-maharashtra-forest-four-held/article65320182.ece

I raffed

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Where's the video?

In india, they always have boner for everything
Except cow

It's a male lizard btw. Slitfuckers are real.

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came here for that pic

Kek

I miss /zoo/

Vid where.

>Did they seriously stopped it from moving away
Lizards, snakes and reptiles in general just sort of freeze in place when they get fucked.

I'm monitoring this thread

I bet they wanted to fuck a Digimon.

how did you have internet access? thought you were in prison for fucking lizard

Based and actual sciencepilled.

Kek

Same

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Really? I'd assume cow fetishes would be huge over there