That'll be 19.95 Plus tip

If I went to America, would I able pull off the bullshit excuse that the my non-American bank rejects tips?

your bank would not be accepted ivan

No. Just play up your accent so people will have low expectations.

Not so fast! I have a coupon.

>19.95
Lmao not with this inflation.

>don't live in america
>A large pizza costs 5 dolars without having to pay tip

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>19.95
This is why you're poor

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I would literally throw a twenty at him and tell him to get the fuck off my property after he gave me my change

Holy shit there are black people on Yea Forums

>tip
Fuck off retard.

>don't live in america
Then you dont matter lol

this place looks pretty based would buy some from it

based aussiebro. $5 pepperoni all day every day.

ah so you live in an ACTUAL first world country. good for you

Now you're cool

bad karma for you

>pizza is dried mud disk with cow shit, and urine toppings

What’s your go-to topping Yea Forums? For me, it’s pepperoni and jalapeños.

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Winco Pizza used to be a lot better

youtu.be/PePaCQBMyrI

Pork sausage and green pepper

pepperoni or chicken and jalapeños or banana peppers, with onions

>tipping
>ever

no miku no buy

they'll slide their fingers along their anus hole and slide it across the top of your pizza next time..

That's what I used to call "extra topping"

I usually order 2 zas
pepperoni, mushroom, banana peppers
and then BBQ sauce, chicken, bacon, jalapenos

I can’t get into banana peppers at all, they always taste awful to me, but that might just be the shitty pizza my college serves.

For yourself?

If only they knew how bad Yea Forums was going to get.

>banana on pizza
>tipping

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mmm extra crust

Prosciutto or tuna with onions, none of that amerimutt shit.

You need to lose some weight fatty

Uh-huh. Yes, "tipping" is primarily a worthless means of pretending as you're supporting your employees while underpaying them. And inflation of prices is also mostly caused by a company looking to profit more and pay less. Bot of these things are true.
But don't be so smug you don't realize that it can easily happen to you in your country if you aren't vigilant about being pro-employee and against amoral corporate practices.

Still, what does that have to do with video games? You want to talk about corporatism in the gaming industry now? Wonderful. I'm sure you support unionization too correct? Thought so.

What happened to promo pizza deals with video games? Now you have to buy fucking nail polish.

school pizza is always shit, even school pizza from a franchise, they make them taste like shit on purpose

Fatbro, I…

>BBQ sauce, chicken, bacon, jalapenos
fucking yum

Pepperoni, green peppers, and bacon

>20 dollar pizza
Where? Shit is like 40 in California.

Pineapple&ham.
Simple as.

dough too fat

Thanks, here's $20.
...
Can I get change?

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I live in Jew York and your average 12-inch pie with a topping or two usually averages around $20. Admittedly, they’re usually pretty great, so it almost makes up for the high price.

Sorry I don't have any change on me

Everywhere that isn't that shithole, obviously.

quality is an excuse. they CAN make a lower quality pizza, they CAN charge you less for it. they wont

>single pizza - $20
>mcdonalds quarter pounder meal - $5.99

why shouldn't i just get 4 quarter pounder meals?

pitza is one of the highest profit margin foods there is. it only costs them about $1.15 to make a pitza they charge $16.99 for.

I'm actually from NY. Is it still 20? Man I miss those 1 dollar slices. Fuck Cali.

>now all my friends think I'm an asshole
American? Unfortunate. Here people only tip if they get something extra with their service, like free hair gel after a haircut or free sauce with a pizza.

Americans be like 'hmm yes, that looks like a dinner for one'

>no pineapple
no thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=IugcIAAZJ2M

That'll be $1.00, you can tip if you feel like it, don't worry about it Holmes.

>mcdonalds quarter pounder meal - $5.99
Yeah, in 2019 maybe before they printed 30 trillion dollars. Shits almost $9 now.

That's an average price.

For me, it's mozarella pesto pizza

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True! Black Lives Matter, bro!

In canada, all minimum wage workers get pissed off at waitresses because they get paid minimum wage PLUS TIP.

Ham and green olives

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>free sauce with pizza

it's only right to tip delivery drivers in canada, and only delivery drivers

Here's twenty, keep the change. Hope thing turn around for you buddy.

>he doesn't get free mascarpone sauce with his pizza
Sucks to be you, I guess.

I recently found out that in some restaurants tipping is divided amongst the crew. Wasn't tipping supposed to be for the service of the waiter? What the actual fuck is wrong with America?

could use some protein in there

Yeah, and there are still those deals where you can get a couple liters of soda or garlic knots for like $5 extra. Good stuff.
I would say it’s still a little in the higher side, since I’ve seen places who do like $16-17 a pie.

My diet now almost entirely consists of homemade pizzas, and homemade burritos.

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Sausage and green pepper from my local place, combo or meat lover for cheap frozen pizzas.
Still sore that Costco stopped selling combo.

my brother used to deliver for dominos in canada, they literally split tips as well. actual horseshit

would blow you for that

I MIGHT understand for some family owned restaurant that makes ends meet but for a huge corp/food chain? They're literally making customers pay their employees.

based homecooker

user, its actually good they split it. You dont know this, but a lot of people will actually tip more based on attraction and some managers see this

The restaurant industry is massive scam to work in and everybody knows it, but it’s an easy low-level job so people apply for them anyways.

if you are tipping the sauce ain't free brother
>YOU BETTER STILL NOT BE TIPPING BITCH

Sure, here's 20.