Mortal Koombat thread

Who's your favorite female fighter you like to play with (and why)?
Also, who's your MK waifu, (and why)?

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Faggot.

Based nylCHAD

What I am looking at here? you censored like half the goddamn picture

Look at the shadows user

Oh.

Jannies can gobble my nuts

SAUCEEEEE

kys

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/4633420#search=Cassie_Cage Nyl

I bet Jacqui feels sad no one wants her cock

Why would anyone make porn with these horrifically ugly models?

because cocks

Cassie is cute THOUGH

good models are expensive to make

If you don't want to slurp and suck and worship Sindel's massive cock and balls, you are the homo

none of the girls have ever been hot, the first 3 games were digitzed messes, the 4 after were hideous in general. Every other game had a mixture of man face or 'modern' design.

The female characters have only ever looked good in fanart or with heavy facial concealment, the one exception being Cassie, and only in the brief pouty moment she has in the MK11 story mode.

I want a game where you play as a fantasy barmaid
>Patrons are randomly generated from a pool of fantasy races and fetishes so you can get everything from futa orcs to shy elves
>Customize your character to appeal to the NPC's preferences
>Actual gameplay consists of doing normal barmaid things, serving drinks and food, calming down patrons before they get into fist fights and kicking them out once they get into fist fights
>Management aspect of extending the tavern with rooms for let, hiring additional barmaids, customizing the bathroom etc
In my dream you can do everything from having a perfectly normal tavern in which you occasionally prey on the shota healers to a fantasy strip club

the girls are cute in mk11 and injustice 2 i don't give a fuck how hard you faggots want to shitpost they are not

Wait but those are girl characters. Trannies infiltrating fighting games now too.

>none of the girls have ever been hot

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Cassie is always kute you massive faggot.

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>no horse cock
I am disappoint.

Is this supposed to be the dads of each of these characters? How fucking random of a fetish is that?

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No, Jacqui got off a few times too, you just can't see it because of the Jap censorship pixels.

Ed Boon you hack why aren't you remaking this game?!

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Karryn's prison has a bar minigame, it's about 40% of what you mention. You can serve drink, kick out drunken inmates, upgrade drink menu, flash boobs for extra tip and "sexy time" minigame. But it's very grindy, if you want to try i suggest download someone cleared save and just play the bar minigame

Been playing Kitana since 1993.

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Ultra based!

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Movie.
you posted the single exception i listed.

Sindel and Li Mei are hot.

>paheal
do newfaggots really

Why do people keep using this over .xxx? It's so outdated and annoying.

my apologies you autists
it was the first relevant reverse search link

That's one of the many reasons why I love Nyl. He doesn't sully his work with weird looking animal dicks. Human dicks are the most aesthetic.

Having milquetoast taste doesn't make you sophisticated, my dude.

Is there anything wrong with paheal besides it's tagging system?

Having extreme tastes doesn't make you interesting, "MY DUDE".

For me, it's naughty babysitter Cassie Cage. She lets you stay up late and play fun games.

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mortal combat scares me, too violent.

Surprising that there is no gore porn of it

the tagging system is the fucking entire problem.
How you search for stuff you want on paheal.
>Tifa_Lockhart
And that's it. Now sort through 300 pages of shit to find the few specific things you're in the mood to fap for for this one character.
How it works in XXX
>tifa_lockhart pov animated fellatio -dark_skinned_male -futanari -interracial -femboy -zoophilia
And now I can fap in peace.

For a place that claims to despise trannies, you people worship futa and dickgirls like your lives depend on them.

You're not a Futa or a Dickgirl, tranny. Those things only exist in the realm of fantasy. Mentally ill men who castrate themselves in the delusion that they will become a woman are real, but they are not dickgirls.

Still faggotshit just the same. Fag.

So you adore and worship futa and dickgirls because they DON'T exist? You don't want to actually hold a dickgirl in your arms and play with their feminine penis?

I know where you wanna get with that.
Fuck off dipshit, tranny freaks like you will never be a futa girl.

The Republican party stole your "call everyone and everything trannies" shtick, find some new material.

futa is only good when its futa x female

I could give less of a shit about your american politic bullshit. You will never be a real dickgirl

Why are you assuming I want to be one in the first place? Why is the very first thought when someone asks you a question "I want this person to be a tranny! I love trannies so much I will fantasize about everyone being one!"?

you will never be a woman

Because you started this entire ordeal by defending trannies claiming that one can't hate trannies if they like dickgirls. Then you come with this talk of
>You don't want to actually hold a dickgirl in your arms and play with their feminine penis?
Which you would then probably continue by saying something among the lines of
>you know you can, right?
The implications being extremely obvious.

You are not fooling anyone here.

Don't want to, never wanted to. Got anything original, NPC?

>-femboy -zoophilia
gay

When did I "defend" anything, you fucking dipshit faggot? Are you so fucking retarded that you immediately leap to unrelated conclusions and start sharting yourself into a frenzy over something you created?
>you're not fooling anyone here
You're fooling yourself with your obsessive worship of trannies.

cope and dilate

Gays love cock.

>When did I "defend" anything, you fucking dipshit faggot
>noooooo you can't hate the trannies you like dickgirls!!! why would you hate the trannies reeee

You're too obvious, go back.
Also, how would your girl (male) friends react to you calling someone faggot? That's a no-no word, not very heckin' valid of you.
One more time, you will never be a woman and neither will your friends.

>point out how you people claim to hate something while adoring the same thing
>this retarded bitch immediately leaps to "HOW DARE YOU DEFEND SOMETHING! I KNOW YOU'RE DEFENDING IT BECAUSE YOU DARED QUESTION US!!"

You're obsessed. You worship them. The very first instinct you have to everything is to immediately start talking about something you claim to hate. And you're obsessed with fantasizing about everything being a tranny.

>nearly the exact same response
Another obsessed tranny worshiper who wants everyone to be one.

>the same thing
HAH! And there we have it. The dipshit fag just downright made the statement that futa girls are "the same" as trannies.

Your mask has fallen, trannoid. Now nobody has any reason whatsoever to believe you are not what you claim not to be. You will never be a real woman!

Here's the last (You) I'm giving you, you loser. Get some new, fresher bait or go back, you tranny faggot (no, you're not fooling anyone here).

>we'll mindlessly repeat ourselves, this is our mantra, this is our magic spell, in the name of the moon we will fantasize about trannies forever and ever
You people are like Republicans, fantasizing about something you claim to hate even more than the people you hate do. Go ahead and visualize me as a pussyboy or whatever you want to, it's flattering, I guess.

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