Professor, you'll have to excuse, but you said you wanted to do what with me?

>Professor, you'll have to excuse, but you said you wanted to do what with me?

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I love my wife Bernie!

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I want to behead you and put your head on a pike outside the monastery to make an example of you. Anyone that opposes Rhea will be shown no mercy.

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Bernie bot still works. Nice.

I'm not a bot, I just love Bernie a lot!

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Conquer Fodlan. The church is a destructive force which maintains the status quo by perpetuating an artificial caste system. The merchants and the aristocracy benefit from this status quo, so they support the church by any means they can. You reside within a unique position where you actually have the opportunity to change all that. Not that I need to tell you that though, since you already espouse those same ideals when you hide behind that mask (You didn't think I wouldn't be able to recognize one of my own students, did you?). Anyway, whatever you're planning I want you to know you have my full support. I don't expect you to tell me what you're setting up, but I hope that one day you can trust me enough to confide in me.

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Even if you are human, i admire your dedication.

KILL!!!!

Give you supplemental lessons on Fodlan's history.
Every time I make an open writing prompt on your history tests, you always write about lizards, and insisting that Nemesis was a hero.

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Cutesythea

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I want you to open this jar of pepperoncini

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Have you ever eaten Pepperocini right out of those jars?
tangy as hell but surprisingly tasty.

>Not going with the Golden Deer instead of Girl Hitler.

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Hell yeah. Though, the ones in Olive Garden salads are very good, too.

>not playing all three houses in different playthroughs.

most slept on topping
they go great with everything

Why the fuck is she putting a fry in the Ice Cream.

autism

>swords
Sword of the Creator
Blutgang
Thunderbrand

>lances
Areadbhar
Luin
Lance of Ruin

>axes
Crusher
Friekugel
Amyr (technically)

>bows
Failnaught

>gauntlets
Vajra-Mushi

>items
Aegis Shield
Rafail Gem
Thyrsus

I understand gauntlets since they're new but why'd bows get the shaft?

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Because it tastes delicious. The combination of cold and sweet with hot and salty is actually great

All ESL pieces of shit like OP must fucking die.

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FEAR THE DEER!

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Put a baby in you

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Bows always get the shaft. Look at From games.

>I could use Lances thereby making her closer to her hero Jeralt
>or I could just use Point Blank Volley

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The real dilemma is choosing between speed demon Leonie or Point blank volley.

You forgot the Fetters of Dromi

Holy fuck Leonie moves as fast as Petra and Ingrid. Somehow speed demon Leonie never crossed my mind. I want to try it but I've played this game too much

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Yeah Leonie is the Deer Pegaslut.
I've found that you have to choose to either make her a pegaslut or a Volleybot. Both are viable.
You have so few brave arts in this game but even fewer speed demons, it's hard to choose.

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Everyone knows that the best girl is Shamir.

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The (sort of) current run I'm on uses Petra and Ingrid. So I kind of have all the speed demons on my usual squad.

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Feed you until your over 300 pounds!

I really fucking HATE dragons so much! They're stupid and dumb!

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i might wife her next go around

The DLC paralogue theme is so good youtube.com/watch?v=H8YWhY6Kru4

I LOVE MY WIFE BYLETH !!!

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>I...I want you to hug me.

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>spade
kys cuck

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>Ah, Seteth! I was just just checking if Edelgard sustained any wounds in our last battle. Well then, I must be going.

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Best place to order her? Debating on amiami or from global goodsmile. Is there any preorder bonuses?

Anyone ordered their purse yet?

post more golden deer group pics

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my gd wives

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Smash your vacant head into a thousand bloody chunks like an overly ripe watermelon you argathan onahole

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i thought hilda was wearing a dog cone from the thumbnail

caspar and raphael sex

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>Leave my wife alone.

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i still havent finished this game lol, started playing like a year ago

kiss