HOW THE FUCK WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW

I don't understand where this mindset comes from? I grew up with Nintendo too. I played mostly Nintendo games growing up, have fond memories of them, owned all the consoles yet I can still see their games from a critical point of view and most switch games are mediocre or 7/10s at best. I'm not a "snoyfag" or a "pcdrone". I play mainly Nintendo games even now and can still admit that their game are flawed. But you people, fucking hell. You people take the fanatacism to an entirely new deranged obsessive level. It's as if Nintendo is your RELIGION, Miyamoto your GOD. Every game that gets shit out by them is a Sacred Scripture bought to us by the Gods themselves for us mere mortals to be barely worthy enough to experience. One person dares not praise the Greeat Nintendo's game? WITCH HUNT GET THE PITCHFORKS OUT, HEATHEN. It's absolutely insanity.

Your rage is misplaced, You're not supposed to 100% Mario Odyssey. Only 500 out of 880 moons are needed to unlock the "true ending". The game isn't meant to be the tedious "search every nook and cranny" game that you're making it out to be. And yes, keep hating the completionist autists.

Yes.

That's look behind the waterfall tier

asking the parrot

are you fuckin dumb

mess with shit and piece together what to do idiot, you fucking gormless fool, you god damned buffoon

>piece together that you must check every crevasse
How do you weirdos get THIS fucking angry and defensive over a poorly thought out video game design decision?

odyssey is so generic i cant even remember what this is

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i don't even care about the game you're bitching about be smarter retard. didn't you learn cause and effect at like 3 years old like everyone else?

Why hasn't there been an odyssey 2 or a new mario game in general that isn't some shitty port or remaster?

what the fuck nintendo

There's a hidden room in the inverted pyramid level that has literally NO indication as to where it is besides testing every possible crevasse, meaning the game intends you to checks every single corner and crevasse that could possibly exist in the game
tl;dr poor anti-intuitive video game design which plagues all of odyssey
>i don't even care about the game you're bitching about
So STFU and fuck off?

nintendo isn't making another 3d mario until the next hardware launch, and they're not doing that until switch stops selling (so never)

this is what happens when you love nintendo unconditionally

after BOTW2

it's a zelda -> mario -> zelda -> mario cycle we're stuck in

I got every moon at launch and couldn't even tell you what world this is.

That's okay, the game is pretty mediocre, bland and forgettable

please get better at games idk

goodnight retard

it's tosterana kingdom. the first area when you get into the upside down pyramid, before the darker main chamber. I also haven't played it since launch but you two are just being dismissive and pedantic, and have bad memory which is okay

You're getting angry over literally nothing on Yea Forums.
You have nothing but free time, you colossal faggot.

i cant remember the location of one of 900 korok moons from odysleep and that's my fault LOL

there's a reason this game gets zero discussion after joseph anderson's video

>there's a reason this game gets zero discussion after joseph anderson's video

>this game is absolute perfection and anything bad you say about it is your fault

It's fucking Stockholm Syndrome for a video game

am i wrong

AM I WRONG

Yeah.

lying faggot, you searched until you got tired and just looked it up in the official guide or gamefaqs

You only spend minimal time in and game? You don't have games where youve logged 100 or 200 or even 1000+ hours? Are you that fucking retarded and too stupid to explore outside of the box?
Stop being a pretentious dipshit and put some effort into the game instead of crying about not getting your hand held. For fucks sake other people figured this out without a guide before you could look it up. The only problem here is you and your low iq and horrible attitude.

>actually arguing in favor of not playing video games in a video game board
Why does Yea Forums even exist at this point? Just delete this shit.

The left hole has light pouring out of it while the right hole was pitch black.

You waste time to play the game. Why the rush? This is not a time-limited test. No one will give you a cookie for seeing the credit roll lol

shut up. just shut the fuck up. god

If you've played that many Nintendo games then you should know hidden stuff like that is the norm. Being a disingenuous faggot is only going to get you in trouble. Don't cry when you get called out on your obvious bullshit. No on in Yea Forums has tolerance for this crap

>i refuse to play the game and use my tiny brain the game should play itself for ME

>The left hole has light pouring out of it while the right hole was pitch black.

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Firstly, no.
Secondly, rude >:(

NO! IT NEEDS MARKERS! IF I NEED TO EXPLORE THAT IS BAD GAME DESIGN!

>make a boss that's LITERALLY unbeatable
Bravo, shitendo

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>you mean I have to PLAY the game?

Lighten up, kid. Literally no one is the histrionic strawman that apparently exists in your imagination.

I sincerely hope Sony makes a prominently good game again soon so the Cult of Nintendo can die down even a little. This shit is insane at this point and just keeps on growing.
Present one single criticism of Mario Odyssey. You can't because every game Nintendo shits out is a flawless masterpiece to you cultists.

>after joseph anderson's video
>knowing some random youtubers name
>thinking it matters because your opinion is his opinion
sad.

Nintendo would never put a hidden room in that area with a major component of the game inside it. Maybe an Easter Egg or some 1UPs, sure, but the main collectable of the game? No fucking way. It's poor design.

In the 90s there was no gamefaqs and you weren't buying strategy guides for every game you owned.

god of war and tlou2 were both goty
horizon, returnal, and spider-man are all excellent
you're wishing for something that already exists outside of nintendogaf

I don't normally watch youtubers but he makes very good points about the simplicity of the level design. Rather than the worlds being designed and then moons placed in them (how every past Mario game is designed), Odyssey takes the lazy copout route and just designs boring depthless areas for the sake of putting a moon there and then mashes them together to create the worlds.

>Present one single criticism of Mario Odyssey.
It's Mario so I'm not interested. Not even a fan of Nintendo. And I still call you a retarded faggot bitch.

Name one flaw of Mario Odyssey.
>hurr durr I don't even play the game but I'm mad about you criticizing it
Are you brain damaged?

It’s hard to tell what just kills you and what is actually a secret entrance which is just bad level design

you make no sense moron, its a very very tiny room and they CLEARLY show you "there is cool shit in the back here", there is so extremely few things you could try ,it would take 30 seconds to figure out.
at this point i can only assume you are a californian game dev, you will never make a good game.

>they CLEARLY show you "there is cool shit in the back here"
>CLEARLY

I see a bitch getting mad at playing a children game so I call out the bitch and laugh. Nothing wrong or illogical with that.

Alright hurr durr you got your shitpost in now can you fuck off if you're not even able to discuss the game?

It's YOUR fault. You are retarded if you don't fall into every pit to check if there's secret shit in there. Any person good at video games would do that.