People paid $70 for this

>people paid $70 for this

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the fuck were you standing around for lmao, makes some moves retard

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Good

Doing my Level 1 run and I just killed Bloody Finger Okina but the game crashed as soon as he died. I restarted the game and he invaded again but didn't have a physical hitbox I could interact with. He could hit me but I couldn't hit him. Managed to kill him because parrying gave him a hitbox for a reposte.

>vitlet
>soreseal

Lmao that hp bar WITH rune arc active

It's simple, they fucked up and let the stun animation happen even though you can't stun them out of the grab attack.

what's the lure on 2 random omens pulling you into the abyss from Dark Souls for a boss fight on a bridge with other enemies aroud

I have never died to the fell twins and think less of those who did

>That animation cancel on the stagger back into the charge

Not as funny as godskin noble interrupting his rolls.

The Hideous Teriyaki defense force checklist
>you didn't play it
>you played it too much
>filtered
>cope
>seethe
>git gud
>no one cares
>previous souls games were shit anyway
>works fine on my machine
>they patched it
>ubisoft/horizon dev
>shazamtranny
>ADHD zoomer
>discord raider
>too long didn't read
>input reading is a fair game mechanic and how AI works
>they added bodytype A/B at the last minute to appease americans
>Tanimura is to blame for that
>GRRM is to blame for that
>reusing bosses is fine because if you missed the crucible knight at that one dungeon you'll still get to experience that unique fight in another dungeon nearby
>reusing dungeons is standard open world design
>it's good because it doesn't have a questlog or a minimap
>it makes some literal who on twitter seethe, you have to like it *unholsters twatter screencap*
>it's kino GOTD 10/10 greatest game of all time cuz my favorite literally who infleuncer said so, *unholsters twatter screencap*
>it sold gangbusters, trillions of flies can't be wrong
>DS1 had 8 copypasted titanite demons, check mate
>DS3 had 25 copypasted deacons in the deacons bossfight, checkmate
>it's not a movie game, so you have to like it
>I'm a woman
>just skip the copypasted content bro it's optional
>just play the legacy dungeons and ignore 80% of the game bro
>all souls games fall off past a certain point bro, it's normal
>all open worlds recycle content, it's normal
>that quest is actually finished, it's just no one found the trigger
>just level VIG
>>he levelled VIG

lore*

skill issue

Marika and Radagon's omen children they were too ashamed to recognize.

whats this? i missed a shitty 4 kings knockoff? sasuga assets from my last software

animation canceling is only bad when dark souls 2 does it

>boss charging directly at you
>just walk straight backwards
Thanks for the laugh OP

>if the player had better gear and stats the boss wouldn't have glitched out and canceled his animation

unironically the dumbest fanbase for anything in human history

>don't try to avoid attack
>get hit
skill issue

>boss clearly staggers then breaks back into his charge with no animation
fromdrones really will defend anything

in case you are blind (common eldentranny problem), the boss pretended to be staggered before continuing to rush up to him

why is it so hard for people to level vig

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>can't even beat the dumbest easiest boss in the game (for the area).

This fight spooked the shit out of me the first time I triggered it. 10/10 atmosphere.

You simply fell for his ruse.

maybe if your encounters are balanced around the player's health pool you shouldnt put health in the middle of 8 other stats? maybe make it appear more important?

everything in a fromsoft game isn't always the player's fault

they should have paid for some skill
how do you die to that?

poorfag thinks 70 is a lot

>teabag
mentally ill tr*nny

Fromsoft skill issue.

>user is a shitter

Wow what a surprise!

You'd have survived with more vigilante dumbass.

Lol ur a faggot dude

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>clear opportunity to roll away from attack
>just slowly backs up instead
I'm sorry OP you're simply a faggot. You could have chosen thousands of other webms to show that Elden Ring is a broken piece of shit but instead you chose one where the player had a clear opportunity to avoid the attack and made a stupid decision instead.

seethe cope dilate

Vigor lol

ITT anons in here are actually FUCKING STUPID

That Weapon art is redmane flame and it staggers those things in 2 hits 100% of the time

>Boss starts stagger animation and glitches out, continues to grab player

>D'UUUUHHHH...SHOULDA LEVELLED VIG Ahuuurr hurrr

Why is Yea Forums so fucking shit at Elden Ring

Literally two full seconds between these events

If he had time to back up he easily could've rolled out of the way too.

>enemy charges you, clearly ready to grab you
>just stand there and take it
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
DSP is that you?

>stagger fails sometimes if enemy mid animation
shoulda leveled vig
Ahuuurr hurrr

First of all, you can roll past him.
Second, why is your health that low this far into the game?

based shazamchads still preaching the truth after all these years

More like
>All of that set up with the whole area going dark and that guard ending up dead going near him
>Oh its just a fucking reused enemy with a health bar
>BUT THERE ARE TWO NOW!
Awful

take your meds

Is this the dumb retard thread? My dick is singed from the toaster, any tips?

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>That Weapon art is redmane flame and it staggers those things in 2 hits 100% of the time
some attacks have hyper armor
he does cause a stagger state, which you can see it for a single frame
but that 1 frame should have not been there

also, this is an adventure game
not a boss rush game
OP's webm shows a lack of understanding from an adventure game perspective
he's lacking in equipment, armor, stats and strategy

a 90 year old grandma can play this game, she just has to think bafore the encounters and counter things strategically, no need for reaction time or any skill

adventure game

Reinsert penis into toaster slot
Turn on
Pour water over it

>dude just roll lmao
do fromdrones really

Skill issue, next time don't assume an enemy isn't going to attack you because he recoils for 5 frames and then spends the next 3 seconds running at you with his arms out.

>game gets beaten in minutes
lol shitty short game

all viglets must die

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>$70
>shitter
do snoys really?

A good video thread finally

Yes, roll past him. You're invincible until the animation ends. Not every encounter needs to be that epic scene where you shoot a dragon in the face so that it's corpse perfectly lands right in front of you.

does it not matter to your shill mind that it canceled its stagger animation halfway?

>attacking an invader in his 7 seconds of invincibility

Easiest 3 kills.

>gets upset at 'baggin
That's a 'baggin

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It's Adaptability all over again.

40. And I'll happlilly buy all the dlc. Fuck you. Shut up.

It's almost like grabs aren't programmed to be stopped. Just roll. Never assume they're going down until you see them go down.

>vigorlet
>losing with flame of the redmanes
how can you be THIS retarded?

Damn I guess I'll miss that next critical strike because you never know when the game is pretending to stagger the boss, thanks for the advice.