SPARTAN 117, STAND DOWN!

i really hate they turned chief into this. i really really hate this shit.
>bro we need to make him human and relatable
NO FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONT HES BARELY EVEN FUCKING HUMAN HE IS NOT A NORMAL PERSON AHGHAHGHAGHAHGAHG

It's shills, nothing more

I will never have enough respect for Karl Urban for that time he played Dredd and just kept the fucking helmet on.

The scene that's getting memed on now with this Halo series would have actually been much better if instead of watching the actor try his best to ACT through facial contortion, we just got Chief's blank visor to look at. Really make Halsey's acting and context do the heavy lifting for how he feels and ratchet up the tension if he was upset or not.

People generally don't scream when experiencing intense amounts of anguish. Spartans are also meant to be the pinnacle of human form, upstanding demigod tier people when compared to every other member of the USNC.

Even when he has the helmet on, they can't help but show his face.
This is why Games Workshop are such tightasses about their IPs. You don't want some faggot creative-type coming in to "Give a different perspective"
Bungie has the original idea, 343 gives it a different perspective, Paramount gives a different perspective on 343's Halo. You're playing fucking telephone with Halo!

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I guarantee it's just shills. Absolutely no one is watching.

i liked arcane ;_;
never played lol tho

Arcane was a breath of fresh air you fucking hack.

You mean not like that Spartan who was lying on the ground in the fetal position getting kicked by an Elite?
These are people better suited to writing edgy highschool dramas like 6 Reasons Why than Halo. What the fuck.

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Mexican, actually

>when I see a mixed race couple

Wow so powerful :)

Same, don't ever see myself playing anything LoL related either

I haven't watched it but if the helmet is off as much as people say at least we don't have to deal with this shitty iron man vision nonstop.

>Iron Man helmet view
why

This is embarassing

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*Imagine dragons starts playing*
Lmao, shit taste

Disney effectively conditoned humanity to want only two things when it comes to media: Marvel and Star Wars there is no in-between.

What did they do to the brutes...

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uh, shut up! Hollywood knows what's best, not your silly children's toys!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

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Air straight from punjab, that shit was one big indian marketing scam

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What?

That’s Atriox lol

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This cant be real they showed master chiefs face???

It's atriox.

what happened with monkey brutes?

>when 343 actually shows his entire face he'll actually look like this
>yfw

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>Atriox
>Start of the Covenant invasion
Nigga, really? Bit early innit?

how much do they get paid to pretend to be excited about bad things

NEW
TIMLINE
NEW
RULES
CHUD
SHUT UP AND CONSOOM

>New timeline, new rules LOLXD
Change how the lore plays out, change characters' personality, change order of events, remove characters, raceswap and change how every one looks, add literal who insurrectionists. You get left with
>Yeah, it kinda looks like Halo sometimes.
Whoever designs the practical effects, keep them. Fire everyone else.

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I won't be playing anymore Halo games. Nothing since Bungie left has been good at all. 4, 5, Infinite, and Halo Wars 2 are all literal garbage. I've given them too many chances as it is.

constantly

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Sure it was buddy just go back to listening to Radioactive

I liked ER but it's really time to move on.
The game isn't anything special and your recent experiences and encounters have already been experienced by 100s of thousands of other people.

Arcane is a cartoon with an animation style you hadn't seen before which therefore dazzled your retarded NPC brain.

Doesn't The Mandalorian contradict what he's saying? I've only seen 4 episodes but there are ways to express emotion without explicitly having to show your face.

kek

I'm not even upset because of how funny this is. Halo is a meme now

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not much

>When you see a woman

and his ass, if you are into that.

>Halo fans asking for a adaptation for 10+ years
>Change everything about it
>You're not allowed to dislike it because it's not called being unfaithful to the source material, it's called "New Timeline"
I Do Not Understand. The game does this, too. Introduce wildly fucked up armor that doesn't fit Halo's aesthetic at all
>No, No, No. You can't criticize it because it's alternate dimension armor. It's not because we here at 343 in the decade we've had the IP, have yet to produce a single piece of iconic armor.
I still want to see the Prototype Mjolnir from Halo Legends become a thing, and that was designed by the JAPANESE in a 12 minute animation.

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I see hes taking notes from more "iconic" alien designs.

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The GAMES do this. You can tell exactly how Mister Chef feels by just body language. Yeah, he doesn't show much emotion, he doesn't talk that much. But when he does, it carries significant weight.
No one knows what the hell they're talking about.

They're right in the sense that they don't have the skill to pull it off the way Mandalorian does

I hate to give 343i credit for anything but the last few scenes in Halo 4 show you can give Chief plenty of character and show emotion without the need to remove his fucking helmet every 30 seconds

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You're lost, but I'll bite anyway
>Your experiences have already been experienced
Every piece of media that's true for. You are a retard. I'll make sure to not look at any nooses just for you.

i think it might be shills
arcane was discord trannies, which are much, much worse
regardless, i watched it, but i try not to bother posting about it because there's no possibility of discussion

But what about the autistic viewers in the audience? They can't tell how Chief feels unless he's over emoting. Don't tell me... You're an ableist bigot, aren't you?!

They literally admitted that they didnt play any of the games to make their own vision of Halo.

I don't give a shit about the theme song retard. Imagine having that be your reason for liking or not liking a television show.
If you're spouting the terms npc it's you whose brain is completely rotted. You outed yourself.

this show is shit, arcane was also shit but riot is good at stealth marketing/astroturfing. back when it released there were a lot of brand new twitter/reddit accounts with no post history gushing about how amazing it was.

This shit reminds me of the first Dredd movie where he spent most of the movie with the helmet off for no real reason.

>You're playing fucking telephone with Halo!
Goddamn, this is pretty much all that needs to be said
Tranny detected
Dangerously based

anyone else get wife beater vibes from his face?

It would be neat and redeeming if they emphasize the fractal shit with an alternative timeline Master Chief appearing that's voiced by the original game actor

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Christ that looks so fucking bad lmao

Much like jannies, most of them do it for free. Absolutely soulless husks.

> Durrr you can't empathize with the character unless you constantly shove the camera in their face so they can over-emote at everything!
This is so infuriating to read. What a bunch of midwits. No wonder this franchise is such a joke now.

Why is Captain Keyes now suddenly Sgt Johnson? Almost like there was zero reason to cast that actor as blackwashed Keyes and just make him Johnson

It plays in the middle of the first episode, double retard

>remember new timeline new rules

the actor played a rapist psychopath in SVU for several episodes, some of the funniest episodes

You have shit taste, don't post again

>show is an absolute steaming pile of shit
>NEW TIMELINE NEW RULES ITS OK BIGOT!!!!

This is seriously going to be the new go-to for shielding any and all legit criticism about the show now, isn't it

I actually wanted to play some halos tonight but I couldn’t find a game on infinite.

What a joke the franchise has become.

söyster chef

Yeah you're right. I concede.

"relating" to characters is starting to become a pretty bad buzzword

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Hey guys. Come on. Alright?

Ok?

Just ok? Alright? Come on man. I’m seriously.

Pls

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ey, when i imagine a pissed off Spartan i imagine them pulling the mother of all death stares under their helmets, like Jack from The Shining or something

Lmao!