Elden Ring

Thats hot

Yes! I love her with all my heart!

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>wanting to be family with a filthy Albinauric torturer

Imagine if intelligence actually effected things like this and wasn't just uses offensively

That's not what he means by family. He wants to vote you

>no Empyrean harem ending

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Real girls are shit. Marrying a doll is the best option.

Vote me? Woah, I never figured that Rykard wanted democracy in the Lands Between.

>Cannot romance cripple samurai waifu.
That day I knew pain.

You will never be a consort eternal.

>twittertaker

Who's the knight that people draws along Malenia?

He's the Tarnished

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Though so, but wasn't sure since he's not using the default armor.

Don't cope like that Blaidd, you were the closest thing to a good glowie since Snowden.

Why can't I, a female, marry one of the cute guys?

Is this game catered to straights and lesbians?

These games don't really have romance in the normal RPG sense. Ranni is just kind of an exception of sorts.

DLC will give us a cute Empyrean husbando, just believe

Albinauric boomers and their retarded frogified offsprings all deserve to be euthanized.

Which guys are even cute? The only characters I've noticed women being attracted to are the absolutely monstrous ones like Blaidd and Morgott.

>Which guys are even cute?
Blaidd of course
Patches is sharp
Rogier
D and his brother
Big Boggart
Diallos
Corhyn is kind of cute
Radagon is off limits

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Diallos is a pretty man.

Radagon is top tier but obviously can't romance him

I liked ER but it's really time to move on.
The game isn't anything special and your recent experiences and encounters have already been experienced by 100s of thousands of other people.

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Why did the pervert dollmaker put all his effort on making a perfect face and then just half-assed the rest of the body

>HONESTLY, SHES SUCH A LIL TOMBOY

Yes, he was gay, he was basically trying to convince the character he was not gay.

You were originally going to be able to marry Miquella, who was an eternal twelve year old and was trying to grow into an adult.

normal ending will probably have you end up making babies with marika since you become elden lord

>Propose to Malenia
>She rejects you and starts pining for Miquella again

reject doll, embrace snake

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This game is like Vanquish for me. A good, but not great game that I still think about too much because I'm entranced by the concept and its potential.

Vyke's quite the pretty boy under his mask, D and Rogier too, and Blackguard

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>Lannsaex wants to fuck this

She's probably gone for good, champ. I don't think the other shardbearers were fighting for the right to shag their own mom anyway.

what would be the reason for putting her head back on her body if its not going to regenerate?

only way to become lord is to be consort of an empyrean, by mending the ring you mend Marika.

>You're only allowed to marry the best girl and your canon wife

Based game

You can't be Lord without an Empyrean, and Marika disappeared after the shattering so it's highly unlikely any of then planned to make her their wife sponsor

Fuxk your pasta faggot

not enough of a height difference

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>help her save Miquella
>help him with his various goals
>marry him to spite her
>kill her when she attacks you out of jealousy

>Propose to Miquella
>He lets you down gently because you aren't his sister

>Propose to Miquella
>He lets you down gently because you aren't Mohg

Can't have that. Then people might think they're playing an RPG.

Their obsession with each other has no romantic component.

You will never have a dynasty

>doesn't know about Miquella's power-bottom plan to make the Tarnished his consort
Someone post the dialogue

his only fetishes are oral and handholding

I want to marry this toxic lesbian

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>you will never partake of Miquella's drop of dew

>implying Miquella wasn't planning to grow older so he could be the top instead of getting pegged

The best girl in ER and there isn't nearly enough of her.

>Twins
>Bound by fate
>Written by GRRM
They were definitely banging

Yuriniggers are always trying to leech off non yuri characters. Pisses me off they need correction.

No one's ever going to believe that after seeing how many goddamn hugging statues they erected

Haha funny twitter meme artist guy.
Fuck him.
Didn't read your OP btw.

Damn that is hot. She doesn't feel that big when fighting her though.

>implying Miquella didn't top even as a shota