Idort thread

The only handhelds that matter

>thought the spinner was a charger like an electric torch
>mfw turns out to just be some gimmicky control

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how do i buy her... console, Yea Forums?

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the only fitting response to low quality Yea Forums threads

I too think the Steam Deck is childish and silly.

what does the crank do

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that $180 crank meme shit has a $10 CPU as its most expensive part

I love my handheld! no interest in chinkroids though

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I'd pick that up for like $50, but I dunno how anyone can justify nearly $200 for a mini-game machine.

The mutt brain

huh?

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He thought it was like those crank powered flashlights.

What am I supposed to be looking at.

one robbery away from suicide

>Playdate
More like fucking idiot thread

NES, PCE, Genesis/Sega CD, SNES, N64, GCN, PS1, Wii, Switch, PS2, PS3, PS4, Saturn, DC, US 360, OG Xbox, Jap 360.

Every good console ever released and a PS4

>snes 2
soulless
ngmi

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Nah, I have everything insured. (Games, consoles, books, etc.) If anything happens (theft, fire, etc.) I'll receive enough money to re-buy everything at current value and then some. Only downside is updating my game value spreadsheet and update the insurance every year. Hopefully the bubble for retro games will stop expanding so I don't have to keep doing that.

Based Rinko chad
Best waifu

The Playdate unironically has more exclusives than the PS5
You can't make this shit up

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I used to own an OG SNES before I donated it to the local Boys & Girls Club when I got a PS1. (thinking I'd never go back to retro games) Some years later, I realized the error of my ways, and re-bought one. (the SNES 2 you see there)

Why on earth did they release the psp with only one stick? That along with shit marketing really held back the system.

>shitty laptop and a shitty gameboy
so this is the power....

It's Valves first "handheld". Don't be mean.

It has more exclusives than all modern consoles combined.

>can't even take a joke and goes into polfaggotry
electiontourists be damned

>Deathsmiles faceplate
Based

What does the Steam button do?

I also have the Seseri faceplate (from Expgaluda 2) but that one stays in the box. Lower right area next to Catherine and above th Project Diva F controller.

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>Expgaluda
>Espgaluda
Fixed

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did you actually think the crank was gonna be used to power/charge the device?

>merely pretending

nds was released at the same time and had no stick. 3ds was released 7 years later and had only 1 stick. Yes 1 stick is shit but it wasnt standard on handhelds till much later.

nerve gas

kek

It honestly should have been. Who the fuck wants to turn a crank to play games?

>can see her right nipple

this isn't a laughing matter user
valve are putting sarin gas as steam in the Deck and selling it to unwitting customers

>9 systems
>0 cranks
Wew ladee

Here's the faceplate I spoke of.

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>gets told to fix his coom brain
>"muh election tourists"..

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6 of them are nintendo machines
do you really think he has the endurance, the untouchable mind, the will and motivation to turn a crank even once?

>/pol/fags ruin yet another potentially good thread
Like clockwork...

obsessed

the psp was going after a different audience than the DS. It was supposed to be a full console experience on the go, how can you sell that in 2005 if it can't play games like Halo or Medal of Honor?

racebaiting and racefetishing is a fucking disease on this site and the mods don't care, thus allowing it to propagate. you don't see this shit on other sites because it's a bannable offense.

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>feburary

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I love how that got past quality control. Wonder if someone got fired for that blunder... or maybe it's intentional to make someone double-take and let the ad seep in?

You're an idiot, not an idort.