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Idort thread
Colton Davis
Christian Miller
Nice Fisher Price toy
Josiah Cox
>BBC destroys asian pussy
Hunter Jones
STOP MAKING FUN OF MEEEEEEEEEE AIIIEEEEEEEE
Leo Smith
sus
Camden Gray
>$300 on that meme crank thing
I can crank my pole all day at home and then spend the $300 on reese's
Ayden Stewart
Which one
Alexander King
more like idiot thread
Christopher Bennett
>thinks about black dicks whenever you look at anything
You have issues
Brody Johnson
>deck
reddit
>playdate
Yea Forums
Owen Murphy
The only handhelds that matter
Nolan Campbell
>thought the spinner was a charger like an electric torch
>mfw turns out to just be some gimmicky control
Cameron Price
how do i buy her... console, Yea Forums?
Cooper Moore
the only fitting response to low quality Yea Forums threads
Samuel Martinez
I too think the Steam Deck is childish and silly.
Jacob Miller
what does the crank do
Joseph Fisher
Gavin Hernandez
that $180 crank meme shit has a $10 CPU as its most expensive part
Carter Smith
I love my handheld! no interest in chinkroids though
Juan Jones
I'd pick that up for like $50, but I dunno how anyone can justify nearly $200 for a mini-game machine.
Jackson Jackson
The mutt brain
Samuel Gutierrez
huh?
Aiden Cooper
Carter Martinez
He thought it was like those crank powered flashlights.
Carter Lopez
What am I supposed to be looking at.
Brayden Nguyen
one robbery away from suicide
Nicholas Allen
>Playdate
More like fucking idiot thread
Julian Watson
NES, PCE, Genesis/Sega CD, SNES, N64, GCN, PS1, Wii, Switch, PS2, PS3, PS4, Saturn, DC, US 360, OG Xbox, Jap 360.
Andrew Martinez
Every good console ever released and a PS4
Adam Morris
>snes 2
soulless
ngmi
Evan Diaz
Nah, I have everything insured. (Games, consoles, books, etc.) If anything happens (theft, fire, etc.) I'll receive enough money to re-buy everything at current value and then some. Only downside is updating my game value spreadsheet and update the insurance every year. Hopefully the bubble for retro games will stop expanding so I don't have to keep doing that.
Wyatt Flores
Based Rinko chad
Best waifu
David Anderson
The Playdate unironically has more exclusives than the PS5
You can't make this shit up
Charles Adams
I used to own an OG SNES before I donated it to the local Boys & Girls Club when I got a PS1. (thinking I'd never go back to retro games) Some years later, I realized the error of my ways, and re-bought one. (the SNES 2 you see there)
Ryder Flores
Why on earth did they release the psp with only one stick? That along with shit marketing really held back the system.
Owen Perry
>shitty laptop and a shitty gameboy
so this is the power....
Evan Ward
It's Valves first "handheld". Don't be mean.
Connor Martin
It has more exclusives than all modern consoles combined.
Daniel Baker
>can't even take a joke and goes into polfaggotry
electiontourists be damned
Jeremiah Morgan
>Deathsmiles faceplate
Based
Henry Hall
What does the Steam button do?
Robert Lopez
I also have the Seseri faceplate (from Expgaluda 2) but that one stays in the box. Lower right area next to Catherine and above th Project Diva F controller.
Jackson Russell
>Expgaluda
>Espgaluda
Fixed
Owen Mitchell
did you actually think the crank was gonna be used to power/charge the device?
Charles Smith
>merely pretending
Ian Rivera
nds was released at the same time and had no stick. 3ds was released 7 years later and had only 1 stick. Yes 1 stick is shit but it wasnt standard on handhelds till much later.
Gavin Green
nerve gas
Jackson Ramirez
kek
Brayden Russell
It honestly should have been. Who the fuck wants to turn a crank to play games?
Lincoln Nguyen
>can see her right nipple
Luis Carter
this isn't a laughing matter user
valve are putting sarin gas as steam in the Deck and selling it to unwitting customers
Robert Allen
>9 systems
>0 cranks
Wew ladee
Justin Robinson
Here's the faceplate I spoke of.
Nolan Jackson
>gets told to fix his coom brain
>"muh election tourists"..
Michael Murphy
6 of them are nintendo machines
do you really think he has the endurance, the untouchable mind, the will and motivation to turn a crank even once?
Easton Martinez
>/pol/fags ruin yet another potentially good thread
Like clockwork...
Brody Cook
obsessed
Carson Reed
the psp was going after a different audience than the DS. It was supposed to be a full console experience on the go, how can you sell that in 2005 if it can't play games like Halo or Medal of Honor?
Carson Russell
racebaiting and racefetishing is a fucking disease on this site and the mods don't care, thus allowing it to propagate. you don't see this shit on other sites because it's a bannable offense.
Nicholas White
>feburary
James Nelson
Austin Butler
I love how that got past quality control. Wonder if someone got fired for that blunder... or maybe it's intentional to make someone double-take and let the ad seep in?
Camden Perry
You're an idiot, not an idort.