Remember, if you play Monster Ed, you have no brain.
Ed, Edd, 'N Eddy Online
Nathan Howard
Wyatt Rivera
Plankbros rise up!
Michael Smith
Kevin class C H A D S call in! All the others are for DORKS with exception of Rolfs and maybe Nazzes if they'll buff you during PVP raids.
>Tfw cucked an Eddy player twice last night and he bitched in All Chat.
Shit is so cash.
Grayson Gray
Fucking jimmy players need to get out and stop with the bandwagon
Andrew Butler
>hey trade?
>no thanks
>bigbrother2009 sent a trade request!
>trade cancelled - response timeout
Jaxson Scott
Check out this sick loot I just had drop.
Jacob Peterson
LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED BOY
Levi Brown
Eddy's got a gun
Caleb King
Why do people still run Kankers in PvP or PvE?
>Kankers have been reduced to being one trick ponies updates ago and they're not useful outside of one event that only happens once a year
>Everything they do other characters can do better like Nazz with Charm Stunlock so there's no point of even running Kankers at all unless you want slightly more bonus points for the in game shop
>the in game shop also has equipment for everyone in the game except the kankers
Kevin Harris
Fucking Johnny 2x4 is Overpowered
Jeremiah Sullivan
I'd rather slog through a Monster Ed fight than deal with a Hivemind Plank
>can heal/buff ALL Johnnys in its AOE
>unless you have max psychic you have to pick off the Johnnys first to get to Plank
>forces you to use big attacks just to hit the flat fuck before Johnny respawns
Luke Hill
Wait, if all the kids are playable, who are the NPCs?
William Turner
If they don't nerf Rolf next patch I'm dropping this game
Eli Martinez
Kankers have a lot of AOE debuffs against enemies and good grapples (not as good as Ed), plus decent endurance depending on your build, so they can use the DOT attacks with AOE to fuck your shit up very slowly, and just grab and toss if you try to close in. It's really broken and you can only really counter it if you know the timings or get behind them.
Logan Harris
I feel like someone says that every patch. Rolf is the stick they use to judge the health of the meta game in PvP, he's not getting nerfed.
Jaxon Cooper
ED BOY NO!
Chase Ortiz
>Rolf main complains about Monster Ed
>He doesn't know Monster Ed is hard countered by chickens
>Rolf mains literally spawn on the farm
LMAO git gud, Shepardboy
Daniel Hughes
>he doesn't know
If you don't know how to counterplay Rolf at this point, you may as well terminate your account. He's never getting nerfed dude.
Also, why do Jimmy mains always insist on crashing scam runs? They know they're either going to unbalance and ruin the run, or they'll just hijack it entirely. Fuck Jimmies.
Jordan Torres
>Rock-in-Shoe Ed nerfed again
>can barely hold aggro especially when Melonhead Johnny and Sumo Jimmy weenies keep getting buffed with each successive patch
>fucking Nazz is tankier, regardless of spec
I might as well just be a Rolf main at this point because playing Ed is just suffering
Jacob Ortiz
Consider the kids more of a WoW race than a character. If you start as a Rolf, you get missions from various Rolfs (including the main man), Great Nano, etc.
Isaac Turner
>mfw Cockroach Eddy can now hide indefinitely in cracks and crevasses
>mfw Rolf's shoe attack was nerfed
Gabriel Young
>mfw play Cockroach Eddy just to imagine being stepped on by female PCs
Josiah Gray
>Rock in shoe Ed
>Not the new Static Shock Glass cannon build
Ngmi, have fun being too slow to really hit anything and not movement plus not having an AoE pull
Ethan Perry
>FotM shitter
I bet you went all in on the Jib build years ago until it got nerfed into the ground six weeks later
Liam Ortiz
>Buy Jogging Pants World Expansion just to enter the area and unlock the new spec for Eddy
>Refund it right after
>Think I'm hot shit
>Log on this morning and I'm in the banned area
fuck
Jason Jenkins
Its the only true counter to infinite jawbreaker kevin and his unlimited health regen. ONly class that comes close is three shoe rolf, but good luck getting the drops for that
Brayden Foster
Stale meme
Anthony Wilson
>playing ed
>put as many points into "slide on the soap" as possible
>can now slide across the culdesac in 10 seconds
I'm taking this to pvp. I don't care if I will do 0 damage, it will be funny as fuck to annoy everyone.
Blake Ross
Thanks for killing the Thread.
Chase Lewis
>detach foreskin
Adam Collins
>playing Wiener Rolf
>get lost in cardboard city
>hear the rats
I'm spooked bros
Isaac Phillips
>he doesn't always have a cheese quiche in his inventory to repel rolf players
>he doesn't get a johnny player to distract rolfcucks with his YEE HAWW AoE
>he can't avoid the "that's my horse" spam
what are you even doing in this game man? go back to fucking gaia or ff14
Jose Lee
Newbie here, what class you recommend?
Kayden Gonzalez
88 Fingers Eddward
Daniel Davis
I'm still mad the deal for the switch port fell through, I just wanna be able to do the hourly bonus scams while on the go.
David Thompson
Played a Rolf build its very rewarding. Turns the game into harvest moon plus it’s very lucrative vs the usual scam money making grind. I know a lot of players will say playing Rolf basically means you are playing a whole different game but when raid season comes around everyone needs a Rolf. I single handedly carried my party’s last Ed’s Sea Ranch raid needless to say I was the only one to get an Urban Ranger badge from that one
Gavin Evans
im more upset on the fact cross-play isn't available yet, even tho they announced that a month ago. just imagine how upset console kiddies would get after losing all their quarters after falling for obvious traps and schemes by eddy
Kayden Richardson
It’s one of the best items in the game if you are an experienced player. The curse only binds to whoever is the original owner. Johnny mains are immune to the curse all together and if you do the Esh Moët sidequest during the holiday season you can remove the curse for all classes assuming you never equipped it once the curse has stuck there is no way to get rid of it outside of trading it to another player and having them use a name tag on it. You can also sell it at the yard sale scam for lulz
Chase Jenkins
Shut up Dork
Levi Torres
>head to trailer park for Kanker raid event
>find a Double D playing the jug while a duo of that's my horse Rolf and Edd just wipe out a bunch of dorks
>scam is too low and I fucking lose all my quarters
FUCK THAT SHEPARD AND HIS RETARDED EDD BOY
Jack Howard
Kids are like races as other user said shopkeepers or any other adult npc are usually just a really tall pair of legs a card board cut out or otherwise obscured. It’s part of what makes the Eddy’s dad boss so intimidating all you see is his thick ass hairy arm grabbing you and if you don’t steal his watch you’re fucked
Leo Taylor
Forget Monster Ed, i'm fucking sick of Gourd Jonny players thinking their hot shit when they only spam AOE's.
Christian Reed
>mfw just got a sick deal on some endgame equipment
you jelly?
James Howard
Cope and seeth. Ed is the best of the main trio no matter how much people meme his playstyle is brain dead and Rolf mains actually require skill this is why he will never ever be nerfed if you think Rolf’s bullshit you try getting through the Wilbur sidequest or the main quest where you have to house Ed for awhile. The cost of the potatoes and peeler just for that one fucking quest would bankrupt most Ed mains I think the only other character who could earn that much would be Kevin and he can’t even do the quest cause of his Dork hate trait
Josiah Sullivan
Agreed fuck Johnny mains total cancer I’m glad Melon Heads are now targeted on sight from the Johnny hate I hate that they removed the Hypno Wheel seeing Johnny mains realize they can do NOTHING when plank is hypnotized was true kino
Elijah Thomas
>Gold Pants Jimmy
What the fuck are you doing? Those make Jimmy slow as shit, literally the worst piece of equipment for a glass cannon.
Jonathan Perry
How do I play this game?
Chase Gray
>Son of a shepherd Rolph
You didn't beat the game...
Elijah Sanchez
Did they nerf the Kankers yet?
Hudson Nguyen
The official severs have been disbanded in 2011
you have to get an invite to fan-server from EEnE discord
Christian Gomez
Been away for a while, is the fad outfit with the water canon upgrade still viable?
Easton Smith
Just finished watching Hinomaruzumou, and now i want to pick this back up. is it too late to unlock Sumo Jimmy?
Jose Morales
it's not a real game
Ian Torres
I hate crossover events because everyone ends up wearing the same shit, yeah you're so original wearing the samurai robes as Edd
Wyatt Price
No the tether head build is cooler now
Levi Barnes
The alien event was kino though. I also enjoyed the kids next door/billy and Mandy one
Kevin Rogers
It hard counters the robot in Junkyard and Trailer Park raids.
Only on fan servers, which cycle through seasonal events every day, but the devs are cool about it.
Chase Butler
quick bros, favorite event?
Halloween is always a fun time to scam dorks and sell them a map to Spookyville
Brayden Nguyen
Great now check the price of the boomerang and you’ll see why they’re so cheap they are USELESS without the boomerang
Adrian Edwards
Christmas in July is probably my favorite it’s better than the main Christmas event. Halloween I really fun for Ed and Eddy mains though for sure
Alexander Sanchez
Imagine choosing any class other than the Son of a shepard.
Jason James
>he didn't beat eddie's brother on insane difficulty
lmao