Game has comeback mechanics

your thread is trash and so are you, op
no need to thank me for fixing your retarded thread

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Post bread payments

Bri'ain after the br'xit

bats are cute

The value of the ruble recovering after they literally fixed the value of their currency to gold is not surprising, nor does it alleviate their current economic hardship.

Did you know all the little rats like bats have so little skull space for eyes that they sometimes pop out? Like just pop out and don't go back in.

Russia has shown a complete lack of logistical skill.
A good example of which being their head ship of their navy was sunken a while back.
Ukraine doesnt have a navy whatsoever.

Is this dog autistic?

>no volume
>stocks tanking
>massive inflation
>complete lockdown
>complete cope control to force an arbitrary, meaningless value
two more weeks and it'll open back up healthy as over

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You got memed on. Russia has always been a saber rattling paper tiger. It's their only personality and only contribution to society at large.

>why hasnt russia won yet?
jewish operation to kill overpopulation of men
>arent they really strong?
they have some tech, but the average russian soldier is intellectually on the same level as a nigger due to constant drinking and also gets constantly raped and beaten by his own comrades. they very happy to abandon their comrades during war if it means escaping the hellhole created my marxists and communists.

Do NOT look up microbat suborder, worst mistake of my entire life

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my anus

I'm so fucking sick of you glownigger shills posting Russia-Ukraine horse shit. Literally who fucking cares? Not my goddamn problem.

It feels like they want to keep the infrastructure intact as much as possible as they're not really bombing anything and everything, and actually trying sweep each building clean of enemy soldiers.

If only you knew how bad things really are
I like this chart because it looks fine to complete laymen yet closer examination summons the absolute pinkest of wojaks

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>buy gme at 80
>sell for 190
>buy ruble at it's lowest
>sell now

We wall street now

Ah yes, a tactical/operational mistake resulting in the loss of a warship is a perfect example to their logistical problem.

Remember when Russia reported they had 9500 KIA and 16000 WIA a month in
And then hours later they said "No actually Ukraine hacked our ministry of defense and state media, we didn't have any casualties at all"

what do the green and red lines mean on the left?

I don't understand what I'm looking at. Like, what even are the axes?

Explain this to me as I am retarded

>inflation up almost 20% in Russia
>automobile industry collapsing
>200k jobs lost
>Russias economy wad already in a bad state before the war
Yes, surely winning

>this is the end of the currency market and no movement will happen after this
Rusfags are the dumbest "people" on Earth.

The ruble "rebounded" in value because all legal trade of the ruble has ceased entirely, allowing the Russian government to simply declare it's worth whatever they want in their imagination because no one in reality actually trades in it.

See also, Argentina declaring 1 peso = 1USD in 1990, or North Korea's longstanding policy of 2.66 won = 1USD (which doesn't stop Pyongyang residents from buying their morning coffee with these)

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Historically, the Russian military when on it's own has always been a complete joke, the Soviet invasion got repelled easily by Finland and we're seeing same thing again now with Ukraine.

NATO gave ukraine a nuke, told them where to aim it at. It's like you hand-held a 5 year old and shot someone and now claim the 5 year old is a sharpshooter

red/green bars mean how much it is being traded. notice how the bars basically dont exist by the end of february because there is no volume, nothing is happening because the market is completely locked down and meaningless.

Study economics.

trading volume

This
Russia is close to defaulting because no one wants them to pay their foreign debts in their garbage currency. Even China is backing down because they'll be hemorrhaging money with the ruble.

2 MORE WEEKS
TRUST THE PLAN

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Argentina can do that because they're white.

To put things in perspective
>80 rubles to a dollar was "normal" for most of the last decade
>the invasion caused sudden inflation to 150 rubles to a dollar
>then Russia SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
>now rubles are officially 80 rubles to a dollar again, problem solved
>but on Telegram, thousands of people every hour are actively trading rubles for 240 to 300 per dollar

Then how am I supposed to make money from it

open the market vlad, let's see just how sturdy this ruble is

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Youre thinking of the Soviet Union. Russia isnt even half the country it was in the 80s.

>cut main interest rate in panic, shutter markets
>w-we're doing okay

>"The worst is over," Bank of Russia says

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this is unacceptable sisters, r****a was supposed to be expelled from the international markets, the internet and the UN, if we normalize war we normalize hate speech.

Where's your degree in economics you NPC fuck?

Here in EUR since RUS mostly using it.

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>hides source
Boris please, I know you're paid in worthless rubles but at least make the effort with your failed propaganda

Why would he? The exchange market is a jewish casino anyway. Do you realize monetary systems are all arbitrary, right?

That's Bloomberg saying that. Bank of Russia is saying they have room for monetary easing.

I just want to see what would happen if Steam blocked Russian IPs and deleted all Russian accounts.

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Man, he must be learning a lot from this debacle, I imagine that if he figures it out, the Taiwan invasion would go far smoother.

Because it's all roleplay. It always is.

Russia has functionally won you are watching the equivalent of a Terran player flying their building to the corner of the map

>Russia has functionally won

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China has no reason to screw over Russia. I can see them signing more economic treaties since Russia now has all this cheap natural gas that needs to be sold. EU is most likely fucked come next winter.

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It took more than a month for Germany+Russia to take Poland.
Anyone trying to tell you an invasion, especially ones of today, are done in a few weeks is just memeing you.

Why did you type "China has no reason to screw over Russia" and then describe the exact scenario in which China turns Russia into a North Korea tier bitch-state?

Poland was at par with the Germans in 36

This retard completed an invasion from 14,000 miles away in 26 days

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did you know that you are allowed to marry xenomorphs in russia

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Russia's goal, admitted today, is cutting Ukraine off from the Black Sea, establishing Novorossiya, and protecting Transitria. Ukraine will be left a tiny rump state around Kyiv and no one will care if it joins NATO because it will have no power, similar to a Baltic state.

Do we actually like talking about this or are we just virtue signalling?

Don't care about Russia or shit going on across the pond in general, just want video games.

Yeah, successful invasions do this all the time too. Who can forget the way the Nazis ran halfway back to Berlin after they were repulsed from Warsaw?

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>stop all people from trading
>Open trading back up and people instantly dump
>Close markets
>T- trust bus the rubble is fine just l-like we've only los15 thousand soldiers

How can I move there

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China has already lost billions after investing heavily in Sudan only to see it all go to waste from civil war, China can't afford to prop up another failing country when their own economy is teetering

Because Russia can choose to make other treaties with other nations once this blows over. If China really wants to fuck them over, they would have chose not to have any business with them.

Nah I think they re good at defense, they just send up cannon fodder until their enemies choke under the pile of carcasses. They dont even need to be good at invading as long as they can defend themselves. And they re still loaded with nukes. Saying Russia is weak seems like wishful thinking. And being weak does not mean not being dangerous. But anyway I have 0 geopolitics knowledge like 99.99 of people so who cares anyway lol

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>15000
13k KIA, 7k MIA plus wounded

>Russia's goal
keeps changing every week because they're getting reamed by ukies
i guarantee two weeks from now they'll move the goal posts again for the third or fourth time

>admitted today
yeah, probably because it changes every fucking day. jesus, how many goals have they had and given up on now? they've gone a long way from "RUSSIA STRONK, WE'RE GOING TO OVERTHROW KIEV AND PUT IN GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLE" to "okay maybe we finish taking the turf that we sort of mostly took back in 2014". there is 0% chance that russia can take over odessa, they STILL haven't taken mariupol even

source on that

if ukraine is winning why do we need to keep sending them weapons and money?

They're pants on head retarded and comically inept. The only thing people are terrified of are nukes and it's why nobody has come rushing to ukraine's aid to push russia's shit in.

Oh noooo the entire media apparatus says they’re losing I guess it must be true
Btw don’t forget the 6 bajillion that died of Covid

>China can't afford to prop up another failing country when their own economy is teetering
China is doomed! said western analysts for 20+ years straight.

They still haven't even secured fucking Mariupol and are losing ground in Kherson, a magic storming of Odessa exists in their imagination just like the magic storming of Kiev did

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if the soviet union is winning why do we need to keep sending them weapons and money?

>stop all people from trading
Just like what happened with GameStop stock, if jews can do it Russia can do it too :)

Why did Lend-Lease continue well into 1945 when it was clear the Axis was already screwed?

reuters.com/world/europe/russian-newspaper-blames-army-death-toll-report-hackers-2022-03-22/

Russia is major exporter of energy related market in the world, so they had the high ground and all the sanctions came back to bite the countries that imposed them.

More importantly, if they are winning, why is Zelansky keeps begging the west to send troops? It's like the biggest dissonance between what he's saying and what the west is reporting.

Because Russia is a giant country that had a ton of bodies and equipment to throw and ukraine is 1/15th of their size. If anything the fact Ukraine has held this long makes your point all the more hilarious about Russia.

China is literally starving in Shanghai lol

How many people committed suicide already?

Zelensky military was routed early, they are now fighting like terrorists except unlike Middle East extremists he is forcing them to fight that way lol

user Chinese companies are literally not allowed to post losses. Evergrande has shown how inept the Chinese government is lmao

Source: the kiev independent

It's not funny that a nation of farmers is defeating one of the strongest armies in the world

V G H

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spotted the vatnigger, only one telling us invasion would be done by now was putin, did you forget?

I just want Russia to collapse already, no one wants this rehashed leftover from the 60s. the Real meat is US vs China.

Defenders advantage is a thing, it took America 20 years to lose against a bunch of goat farmers in the desert.

If Russia is winning, why does Russia occupy less than half as much Ukrainian territory as they did one month ago?

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>game has zoom out mechanic

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>source: bank of russia
nothing to see here gamburger

Ah yes, the classic fallback as if the entire world wasn't involved in the middle east and as if it wasn't an attempt to induct democracy and not just purely invade.

>the 2 weeks meme
sounds just like Blumphf now. . oh wait. .

What the absolute fuck are you insinuating, you basket case? Ukraine nuked the Moskva?

Not comparable. Back then there wasn't a efficient counter against fast heavy armor with air support beside matching it. There is a reason why the Ukraine says they are using 500 anti tank and air weapons per day.

The only thing ruble is good for is to buy oil. Westerners want to get rid of the rubles they have lying in their bank accounts and then never trade in rubles ever again. A good way to get rid of them is to trade them for something that is actually useful.

Those goat farmers were hiding in mountains, not actual cities that the US military were too weak to seize.

>routed
>pushes back the northern front entirely
>uhhhh just kidding that was a feint despite not being a feint lol lmao

damn, that bat is cute.

Between Russian and Afghan Armies, its apparent that the biggest enemy of the modern armed forces is corruption. The US bypassses it by putting in so much money that they couldnt embezzle it all.

>Russia spends billions every year to improve its military.
>Working tirelessly since 2010 from taking their army of a few beatniks with second-hand adidas track suits into a well oiled machine with the latest technology and a weapons arsenal that could theoretically conquer all of europe.
>Import experts, veterans and scientists to help mold this new modern Russian army into one befitting a world super power.
>Start the invasion of Ukraine.
>First wave fails due to Ukranians actually putting up a fight.
>Second wave fails due to Russian logistical errors
>Third wave fails due to it taking too long, losing key assets and Russian troops losing morale.
>Fourth wave is basically them saying "Fuck it" and just throwing bombs and missiles everywhere they haven't been able to take by manpower.
>All while Russian economy suffers, and Russia losing all the goodwill they have built up over the last decades with the west.
Russia will eventually conquer Ukraine, but the price has been way out of proportion.
It would be a shame if some other big communist country would take this opportunity to exploit Russias weakness and annex it.

There's been a political decision from the West to allow Russian exports of oil and gas, and nothing else.

They realized early on that if they shut it down, he will run out of time, become desperate and use a nuke. They are giving Putin a way to survive despite losing the war, but they will make it drag out as long as possible so it becomes very costly.
That's all.

Once the West decides it's safe to end it, he dies. For now he is kept afloat.

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this ain't no come back until it's ~30 rub to 1 usd

nice reddit meme

Russia bros.. u said we were doing good and europe bad

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Yes as in the military is hiding among civilians because they can’t win a real conflict and know Russia isn’t trying to nuke them to the Stone Age. Routed.

Noooooooooooo! Ukraine sisters we got too cocky!!!

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kek

>admitted today

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Yeah, the world has gotten so used to watching the US lose occupations that they've forgotten what watching a country actually lose a war looks like

If Iraq had gone like Ukraine is going, it would have ended with Saddam laughing in his palace as tens of thousands of American corpses were abandoned to rot in the desert outside Baghdad and the USS Enterprise rusts at the bottom of the Persian Gulf, then President Bush goes on CNN and explains "It was just a feint, we were pretending to invade Iraq and secured all our objectives"

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that took 20 years and failed

How did incels get tricked into supporting Russia?

on the contrary, I laughed pretty hard.

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Ding ding

>and know Russia isn’t trying to nuke them to the Stone Age
what is 90%+ destruction of mariupol (which incidentally still isn't taken)
>Yes as in the military is hiding among civilians
yeah bro, im sure the ukies pushed back the russians entirely out of the north by simply using human waves mixed with soldiers, that makes sense