Does Master Chief try to kill Dr Halsey in the Halo games?

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>solider
>solider

You're doing this shit on purpose or are you just a stupid fucking ESL with no self awareness ?

Halsey looked really good in the flashback from last week's episode, even if the character in the show doesn't resemble the one from the books or Dr Halsey's journal

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Don't Spartans like master chef see Halsey as their mom? Why would he do this?
He was literally brainwashed to follow orders and get the job done from when he was a kid. What the hell is this show..

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He takes his helmet off in the first episode then spends more time without it than with it.
The ejtire oremise is that Spartans have some emotion-disabling chip implant and Chief's short circuits after he touches a Forerunner artifact, making him go AWOL against the big bad UNSC.

Holy shit they didn't even show Pedro Pascal's face in Mandolorian until the season finale and that lore is totally made up and based upon nothing. Why are the custodians of all my favorite things so tangentially opposed to developing even a passing understanding of them?

I want to trigger no dick losers, it seems i succeeded

why did they make Halsey hot? not that I'm complaining

I need to make a webm out of that as well.
Think I missed some scenes also forgot to turn the quality up and remove noise so it looks worse than it could.

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There's also Karl Urban's Dredd

The actress is doing a good job but she's way too young, Halsey was already the lead scientist of the Spartan Project when she 'recruited' John who was still a child.
So she has to be at least a good 25 years older than him, but show Halsey looks like she barely got 10 years on him.

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No, in fact hes in love with her/surrogate Oedipus complex

That's Cortana dipshit

>Why would he do this?
Cause in the show she kept the truth from him, unlike the games where he was aware from the beginning and was fine with it as a necessary evil.

>Don't Spartans like master chef see Halsey as their mom?
Yes. Jorge even calls her 'mum'.
>Why would he do this?
Because the writers of the show literally did not watch or read anything about Halo while working. They were given a very general summary then told Microsoft and 343 to fuck off because Hollywood thinks it's better than every other form of media.

Did he find out she was blacked?

It was to trigger you and it worked. Get mad fag

Maybe the only reason I like this show is because of my incest fetish.

Why didn't they just make Johnson the protagonist with the actor that's playing "Keyes"?
>Browny points because black lead
>Fans watch it because Johnson

>mum
It’s ma’am!!
You fucking retard. You’re the same retard from bungie.net back in 2010/11 who made this exact post or topic post because they didn’t play with subs who understand accents. Fuck off!

Cortana represents halsey and is a copy of her brain and personality. Theres also book interactions between halsey and chief directly, but how he acts with Cortana in the games is a small reflection of it.
Cortana feelings for chief are a reflection of Halseys attitude towards John. Remember, Cortana isnt a real person. Shes a copy of the Halsey who chose and raised John.

you're an angry person lacking in intellect, calm your tits and realize there's no reason to be upset

Kwan is the worst and most annoying character in the show. She alone almost makes me not want to watch the show, should've let her die.

Because that would require the writers or director to have more than approximate knowledge of Halo.

Sounds like garbage

>they CGIed a coin toss

Today, I will remind them
youtu.be/3S5I0_hjS3c

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Halsey took his hydrogen

womyn spartan

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I actually like this new Chief. He's autistic and relatable. That said I consider him a different person than the game's version of MC.

Are you a white male?
Would you have enjoyed that?
There's your answer on why you didn't get it.

It's not an accident that this keeps happening. They don't accidentally spend hundreds of millions and tens of thousands of hours on all of these franchises and somehow miss everything obvious and necessary to make whatever franchise work, or what would actually make it enjoyable

>no
>yes

I'm glad you did.
That's a good watch, even when you've seen it a few times.

This is stupid. They outright told them day 1 they were conscripted and that lmao at seeing your families again.

Faster and easier than throwing a coin up a bunch of times until it rolls the way they want it in front of the camera.

Nice I've enjoyed that. Thanks for sharing.

I'm in awe with the quality of the older cinematics.
youtube.com/watch?v=FsL53Mae5Kw

horrific casting.

At least the action scenes are ok and Chief has some good one-liners.

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>SGT Johnson
>Not a fucking amazing character
It'd be better than when we got.

They'd still, very quickly, find a way to ruin everything, considering they're proud of not knowing anything about Halo.
For some reason.

>i was only pretending to be retarded

>That supercombine
Holy shit.

Halo used to be a blockbuster franchise that everyone and their mother knew about.
Now, it's just an IP that can be milked

keep this shit on Yea Forums, gaylo has been tarnished enough as is for the entire past decade.

Thank goodness we have YoTube so we can watch them instead of dealing with the whole thing

Halo only grossed 3 billions until 2015. It's not just that, they probably had access to very smart and talented people for a very cheap price due to Microsoft + connections.

why would turning off power suddenly reduce the momentum of his jump and make him fall down like a sack of potatoes? Unless he was just doing the jump to get closer but then why would he raise his arm as if he was going to hit her with the jumping attack?

Learn to torrent.

Yep. Having celebrities and major athletes playing the game on camera and having a blast did tons for publicity.

this show isn't even worth torrenting
honestly the action scenes aren't even worth watching on youtube
it's just all bad

Is this Linda? I dont want to watch this show based on other shit i've seen and heard about it.

Why would i torrent the whole show when i can just watch the scenes i like on YouTube?

weird cope lazy zoomer

seething ESLoids

do you actually enjoy this show?
lmao

You're missing the point.

Scenes out of context tend to mean little and have no emotional impact to be honest. Stop being a short attention span zoomer.

ahh yes, the emotional impact of the Halo television show
One would do themselves a disservice to miss out on that.

There's no emotions when watching the show besides hilarity

Yea it's ok. Kind of cliche in themes, already saw them done better but as a package it started to grow on me around episode 2 or 3 - when the kids get blasted in ep 1 is the moment I decided I wouldn't just delete it but I wasn't yet sure.

Oh yeah, because the story in the show is oscar worthy you fucking fag, i just watched the fight scenes because they're neat

>mind if I drive
he should have call shotgun instead

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Why are you so disingenuous? Stay sheep and connected to the hivemind, not my problem.
Cope seethe and dilate.

lol
well I guess I'll have to 'cope' with.. i don't even know, because I do torrent the show. I'm just telling others it's not worth their time, it's barely worth their time watching the scenes on youtube. The dude getting Needled is probably the only decent 5 second clip worth watching so far, and the webm is above
I guess I'll have to just keep coping with whatever it is I'm coping with.

>Cope seethe and dilate.
>Says while defending the Halo show of all things
LMAO

Is that the Punisher?

>NO! YOU HAVE TO SUBSCRIBE TO PARAMOUNT PLUS AND WATCH THE SHOW

Don't be so upset.

That supercombine effect isn't real is it? Looks more worse than what I would expect from a youtuber let alone for actual television show.

ill try not to be

reminder one of the lead writers of live action Death Note is a lead Writer on this. Also Kiki Wolfkill lmao

it's the 2500s
if they can make Spartans they can make white women age better than milk

Why are you seething?

No, though it would be funny if he was cast as MC since he's like 5'8. It's already jarring enough that the spartans aren't towering over everyone, making MC 5'8 would be ironically funny.

There's no point to ever be. Just read other people's opinion and reflect on them now or later when you feel like doing it.

Visually the show looks really bad. It's super weird because you can tell there's money spent on it, some of the stuff looks like actual sets, but then the CGI is all god awful, worse than the 2008 area trailers

characters arent allowed to be masculine or cool.

Man how will i deal with missing out on this high art?

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the floating grunt

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Explain her looks in the games, then

I literally don't know
Is this all we've got? Seethe and cope?
I mean I know where I am, but it's super empty coming from people defending the fucking Halo show. We all know who's doing the coping here lmao

I guess it wouldn't help with the other problems of this show, but that huge guy from the new Jack Reacher series would have been cool as MC.

It looks ok on my screen. But if I disable my color calibration profile it looks like shit. Maybe it was mastered with a color profile in mind and constructed around that?

Now a lot of the CGI scenes are half assed indeed not entirely horrible tho.

Oh my fucking god. They had a real chance here to make a military themed alien killing version of John Wick and they went with "army bad"? THERE'S AN ALLIANCE OF ALIENS BENT ON DESTROYING THE PLANET AND AN ALL CONSUMING SPACE ZOMBIE PLAGUE

ill try to keep that in mind

Craig 2.0?

Don't bother, i wouldn't be surprised if it's chieffag

She's extremely cute. I should make a webm collage of her every cute scene.

>story in Halo game is good
until Halo 4 that is

This. The explanation is that it's an alternate universe so nothing needs to make sense, line up or be similar to the original characters personalities.

different timeline

That actress is 52 years old.

Even if Cortana didin't shut him off he would've just landed face first on the dirt instead of punching anything

The main innie character literally sees aliens kill her people and the UNSC coming to save her, and when they ask her to make a public statement about it to try and get the other innies to help she refuses because UNSC BAD!
And don't get me started about the human Prophet.

Dont ask incel, you cant hurt whammen

>necessary evil
The Spartans weren’t created to fight the covenant

lol looks terrible.

I haven't even watched the show, but I just see you typing entire paragraphs of seethe so I asked why is all.

Name a video game adaptation that didn't deviate from the main game lore.
Arcane - LoL it did, it's a parallel universe.
Warcraft - it did, it's a parallel universe.
Halo - it did, it's a parallel universe.

I think the Halo universe is awesome and the show made me be interested in it. I spend hours on the wiki and youtube after each episode exploring more.

>The main innie character literally sees aliens kill her people and the UNSC coming to save her
Tbf as she says, MC killed her mother because of political shit or something, and she's a dumb kid so it kinda makes sense that she would be fucking pissed, the show is still shit though

I fail to see the difference between a Covie and an Innie.
Both get the rope.

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The actress who plays Halsey is hot

No YOURE missing the point.
Halo used to be good. It isnt now.

I can understand why they would deviate with LoL and WoW, but Halo is basically an 80s movie, it's a pretty simple plot

For the games until halo 4? Yes they were lol
>but fall of reach!!?
Is barely referenced in CE or 2 Kek. Halo 3 is where it got retarded but even then they never mention rebels until halo reach of all things and they game was a piece of shit

That moment killed any interest I had left. What the hell were they thinking. Part of MC's appeal is that he's just a cool military dude who always wears his bomb helmet, then they just throw that in the trash like it's nothing.

What doesn't make sense is her literally saying she doesn't give a fuck about the struggle and just wants to fuck off from the planet, then suddenly turns into a revolutionary because the aliens killed her friends and the UNSC saved her.
So basically she's an ungrateful bitch

>human Prophet
No fucking way

Ok but google logical errors kid, might help you.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_sequitur_(fallacy)

The UNSC was more worried about insurrectionists than the covenant at first

The show is somewhat accurate lore wise on this plot point

>Scenes out of context tend to mean little and have no emotional impact to be honest
Oh yeah i cried when they killed the girl's dad, who thinked that it was smart to get at spitting range with a 2 meter alien that can throw trucks

wow's plot is simple and boomer tier as well - it's tabletop games from 80s and every expansion pack grand narrative is self contained and barely coherently touching on older stuff, it's a vacuum just like these tv shows tend to be

To be fair Warcraft started with the First War which is literally the most absolutely boring and untouched war in the franchise. Almost everything surrounding it was already changer as early as WC3.

She should not be allowed within 50m of a playground

Lol, indeed
Mate, now you’re just coping

Shut the fuck up, nigger faggot. Your double talk isnt going to change that you're wrong.
The show is uninspired ass