>Wake up in Goomba Village
What do you do?
Wake up in Goomba Village
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Goomba your mom
leave
kill myself by jumping off the balcony
Stomp a Goomba to show them who's boss
go back inside and jerk off
Do I have wings?
>Goomba Village
>Literally only one family of goombas and a toad
Do you have a hammer?
no
Be a goomba
You might have some trouble leaving then.
gate
Uh oh.
gate
I'd assume if it's going off of Mario world logic, I was brought there due to some villain messing with time/space, so I'd probably find Mario, explain the situation and watch the plot unfurl.
Stop! He's about to go critical!
Eat some mushrooms lol
Rape Goomama and squish the rest
I'M NOT A GOOMBER I'M A FREAKIN HUMAN
GATE
shut up goomber
I'd roflmao if an user woke up in Goomba Village and started slowly turning into a Goomba girl the longer she stayed in there but she couldn't escape haha
Paper Mario's world is rad so I guess just find a place to live until I die
STOP
g a t e
gate gate gate
kek
I fuck-a da goombah!
Bowser won. I hope you're happy.
That'd be embarrassing 'cus goomba girls are basically onaholes haha
now you've done it
F
It's like Pokemon Red and Blue
You're supposed to imagine that it's bigger than it is ingame
GATE GATE GATE GATE GATE
just kidding sorry goompapa
Does Paper Mario emulate well?
yes
use m64p
can easily climb over the fence, it's small
we have to get to the spooky mansion to fuck the ghost
Sorry won't bring them back.
RIP
rape granny gomba
it was just a prank
fuck goomssy
I'm heading straight to the desert to commit Whacka genocide
I set out to suck and fuck any cute mario enemies as any autist and long time Yea Forums poster would do.
time to feed and seed
hell yeah
Oh noooo, who will take care of the household now that goompapa is gone to this freak accident
This is great. Taking advantage of widow goompussy like that is a new height for user
formerly Chargin' Chuck's
Exactly this. Peach's castle would be bigger than Toad Town if there wasn't more offscreen.
Jump and stomp
get some goomnuts
Its what goompapa would have wanted... i think, i didnt really know him
what are goomnuts?