Wake up in Goomba Village

>Wake up in Goomba Village
What do you do?

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Goomba your mom

leave

kill myself by jumping off the balcony

Stomp a Goomba to show them who's boss

go back inside and jerk off

Do I have wings?

>Goomba Village
>Literally only one family of goombas and a toad

Do you have a hammer?

no

Be a goomba

You might have some trouble leaving then.

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gate

Uh oh.

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gate

I'd assume if it's going off of Mario world logic, I was brought there due to some villain messing with time/space, so I'd probably find Mario, explain the situation and watch the plot unfurl.

Stop! He's about to go critical!

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Eat some mushrooms lol

Rape Goomama and squish the rest

I'M NOT A GOOMBER I'M A FREAKIN HUMAN

GATE

shut up goomber

I'd roflmao if an user woke up in Goomba Village and started slowly turning into a Goomba girl the longer she stayed in there but she couldn't escape haha

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Paper Mario's world is rad so I guess just find a place to live until I die

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STOP

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g a t e

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gate gate gate

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kek

I fuck-a da goombah!

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Bowser won. I hope you're happy.

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That'd be embarrassing 'cus goomba girls are basically onaholes haha

now you've done it

F

It's like Pokemon Red and Blue
You're supposed to imagine that it's bigger than it is ingame

GATE GATE GATE GATE GATE

just kidding sorry goompapa

Does Paper Mario emulate well?

yes

use m64p

can easily climb over the fence, it's small
we have to get to the spooky mansion to fuck the ghost

Sorry won't bring them back.

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RIP

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rape granny gomba

it was just a prank

fuck goomssy

I'm heading straight to the desert to commit Whacka genocide

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I set out to suck and fuck any cute mario enemies as any autist and long time Yea Forums poster would do.

time to feed and seed

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hell yeah

Oh noooo, who will take care of the household now that goompapa is gone to this freak accident

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This is great. Taking advantage of widow goompussy like that is a new height for user

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formerly Chargin' Chuck's

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Exactly this. Peach's castle would be bigger than Toad Town if there wasn't more offscreen.

Jump and stomp

get some goomnuts

Its what goompapa would have wanted... i think, i didnt really know him

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what are goomnuts?