Weakest Polish man in gaming.
Weakest Polish man in gaming
Ayden Hill
Ryan Harris
>Polish
he's Jewish
Gavin Gray
What happened to wolfenstein? Its reboot seemed like a major success just a few years ago
Leo Mitchell
>yfw the nazis have blue beachballs with your face on them
Nolan Morris
id isn't making any games ATM. wonder what they're up to?
Brody Cox
people realized it had nothing special going for it and was only hyped as fuck due to nazi man bad while unironically featuring an MC that looks like someone hitler would have considered as the perfect human being
Jace Wood
30% of Poland was Jewish before WW2
Austin Perez
>nazi man bad while unironically featuring an MC that looks like someone hitler would have considered as the perfect human being
isn't that the joke?
Luke Sanders
it would have worked as a joke, but they actually went 100% straight with it, not to mention the laughable bit about jews being the game universe's actual ubermensch super-inventor race who the cartoon villain germans stole all their tech from, including the fine art of making fucking concrete
Luke Price
Why his in game model looks so different though?
Blake King
they did this in the original game too chuddy nothing changed blascowitz was always aryan looking, that's the joke retard
Eli Reed
Brayden Morgan
Tyler Bell
Colton Gonzalez
>was
Benjamin Barnes
Christopher Peterson
1992 is best. 2017 looks like SHIT.
Adam Myers
See
Brayden Rogers
Camden Brown
Ethan Morris
Kayden Carter
Yea so 30% of Poland was not Polish
Jose Diaz
Still like Return's the best. Blue eyes + dark brown hair is a killer combo.
William Watson
Justin Roberts
2014 > 2001 > 1992 > the rest
Christian Butler
Strongest polish man.
Ryder Powell
Nathaniel Gray
Everything changed, stop deluding yourself. In the original it was in jest, in nu Wolfenstein games its 100% being serious about Jews looking like humans
Ryan Barnes
>lol ok get this
>we take the aryan ideal
>and make him HATE nazis and say globohomo, multiculturalism, feminism, and white genocide are based
>haha!
Henry Roberts
2009 soul
Isaiah James
Something makes me think you have blue eyes and dark brown hair
Logan Brooks
Honestly, I like the 2017 version best. The scar is dumb, but it works.
Samuel Watson
Carter Bailey
Scar is fine, the choker keeping his head attached is not.
Logan Lewis
Games good because you get to shoot people like you. It hard to understand I know but normal people would be enjoy shooting you so you can be forgiven for being confused about the appeal of the game since your perspective is from the evil stupid piece of shit side.
Matthew Ortiz
You try too hard
Dylan Hall
Anytime I see a choker I think of a goddamn tranny and not the hot goth chick I should
...goddamned nihher jew propaganda
Joseph Moore
>First one was about a proud beefy American dude who wanted to kill nazis because....they were nazis, what more do you need to explain than that? He also despite looking like some dumb jock, OCCASIONALLY had some inner thoughts that he revealed not to quickly dismiss the dude as little more than a prop for us to control in the game.
>Second one has it's focus on trying to explain why the nazis were bad and giving a painful backstory on why this beefy American dude would personally hate nazis. Also rather than sticking with "more to him than his dumb jock look", they wouldn't stop the inner thoughts as though we should expect him to be the next Shakespeare rather than a beefy American dude who wants to kill the nazis. Futhermore they added a character that the writers placed clearly so they could push her as a "strong independent woman" that isn't a romantically linked to the protagonist. Which complaining about regardless of how easily could see the "push" the game for it, may be reasonable in suggesting has a whiff of sexism....except there already was a a "strong independent woman" that wasn't romantically linked to the protagonist in the first game....who wasn't pushed as such, was loved by pretty much everyone who played the game and was fridged in the open mission of the 2nd so this new woman could take her exact position in the group.
>3rd game is alot of issues with that come with being a multiplayer game for a single player series, especially one that was so lazy in trying to handle in how to go about it. But mostly because it tells us that in a universe where the nazis get their hands on super-tech, took over the world and even had space stations, when most the rest of the world finally manages to "defeat" the nazis, they let the nazis continue to control most of north west Europe for DECADES later because of "reasons" rather than ending them completely.
Justin Carter
Everything good has been ruined by trannies.
>thigh highs
>skirts
>chokers
Wyatt Ward
>Note of which the 3rd game in the "BJ" trilogy that people are promised will be a prequel to "3rd" game that has already released. So we know ahead of time that we won't "beat" the nazis in the 3rd act and that BJ will fall into a depression because he saw that Hitler's going to have the last laugh as his death will be the cause of apocalypse that'll happen a little over 20 years later.
Daniel Lee
>>First one was about a proud beefy American dude who wanted to kill nazis because....they were nazis, what more do you need to explain than that?
>>Second one has it's focus on trying to explain why the nazis were bad and giving a painful backstory on why this beefy American dude would personally hate nazis.
I never thought about it like that, but it really is that simple as to why I hate the 2nd game (among other things). What were they thinking? Thanks for summing it up concisely.
Angel Hill
Jaxon Reed
Nazis and hitler-bootlickers have only been getting more uppity in the last few years so my appreciation has increased for Wolfenstein.
Noah Gutierrez
didnt read
Isaiah Walker
Story in a Wolfenstein game is like story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important.
Cooper Anderson
Bethesda was desperate to get on GAAS so they forced MG and Arkane who generally excel in more linear, deliberately paced environments and the more open "immersive sims" to try to turn Wolfenstein into their own Destiny with a bunch of repeating missions. This was also around the same time as Fallout 76 and Elder Scrolls Blades so basically every franchise that wasn't already actively doing something in the leadup to the end of the decade launches was dragged into this wackiness.
God knows they'll try it with Redfall too.
Charles Johnson
Youngblood came out and killed the series
Angel King
spot on
Michael Smith
Isaac Edwards
Despite everything I still think he did a decent job, great even in TNO and TOB.
Josiah Bennett
I absolutely love the introspective monologues he gives during the gameplay since it's a creative way to give BJ some more character without relying on unskippable cutscenes.
Justin Thompson
why wouldn't it be fine?, that's some cool ass Frankenstein shit if you ask me.
Have you considered that you might be a huge homo?, you definitely have become one if you can't enjoy any of those tbqh.
Luke Barnes
Strongest Polish man
Gabriel Gutierrez
>>First one was about a proud beefy American dude who wanted to kill nazis because....they were nazis, what more do you need to explain than that?
what a dishonest post, typical Yea Forums
there's an entire long-ass chapter in TNO set in a concentration camp with barely any gameplay which goal is to remind you that Nazis are, indeed, very bad
not to mention the hospital opening
Adam Moore
>fat face polak if he made by nogmutt
SHHHIEEEETTTT
Mason Long
way to miss the entire point of his fucking post
BJ was killing Nazis in New Order because they were doing Nazi shit. New Colossus turned it into a revenge fantasy against BJ's racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, dog-killing, wife-beating Father.
Landon Gray
Why does this look so realistic?
Joseph Brooks
BJ was killing Nazis because they were Nazis, he iterates that multiple times, no matter what they personally did or did not they were the enemy
he specifically derived pleasure from killing Nazis
Ryder Rodriguez
>interesting thread on Yea Forums
>immediately derailed into idpol shitflinging
>"leftard this rightoid that"
can you niggers please shut up for a minute? well, i guess this is all thanks to american devs shoving in idpol in their games in the first place
Nolan Adams
I thought it was for patriotic reasons too many rightoids forget he's a hard american nationalist at heart
Ian Reyes
How the fuck did they make killing Nazis seem utterly boring in the last 2 games?
Cameron Mitchell
Nu-Wolf is made by swedes
Connor Nguyen
swedes are americans but tall and blonde
Daniel Richardson
I think it's because that's all he has left in life. Well, had until Anya. It's funny when you consider nuWolf soft-confirms that 3D, RtCW and 2009 all happened. The man is basically a Doomguy in a more grounded setting.