Make an Achievement

all 3 grant 0 gamerscore or other system equivalent and are set to show that 100% of players have it. another set identical in name are all unlocked simultaneously for beating the game on the highest difficulty. these ones have a unique description, actual gaymerscore and show the real global achievement stats for them.

Deja vu 2 u
>kill an enemy in the same location and with the same weapon from a previous round or death.

Good catch
>Bait into getting banned after killing him 3 times in a row

It Was a Simpler Time
kill an opponent by using explosives to launch a movable object no larger than a traffic cone directly into them at high speed.

Dragon Layer
>Swoon a dragon and gain access to her nest.

You're going to really need a speech charisma build for this.

Legal Aimbot
>crossplay with a PC player and kill them using aim assist

Stand Up Comedian
>Speak over the PA System for over 60 seconds straight

Day of the Rake
>kill 100 players from Canada

Is Coffee Good for You?
>make the same thread 100 times

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They Do It For Free
>Get kicked within 15 seconds of killing a server moderator

High Quality Bait
>Have your thread reach bump limit within 3 hours with the OP being your only post

Regicide
>Kill a player from North Korea

Remember, You're Here Forever
>make your first post

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Hidden Achievement
>missable item in the dead center of the story

Fabric Connoisseur
>Take a screenshot of the underwear of every female character in the game.

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It's Free, You Know
>Uninstall the game

But Not That One
>exit the game when the "Press Any Button To Begin" text shows up

Dark Arts
>Kill an enemy with the power of Ni**ER

(You)
>Make Someone Laugh

Supreme Schizo
>Have your thread reach bump limit with you being the only poster

More Human Than You
>kill a rat while hallow

You Did This To Yourself
>Have an aneurysm while ranting about the right way to play a game

You didn't unlock it
>Use an achievement unlocker to unlock this achievement

Heh. Nothing Personal, Kid
>Equip a katana

Y-you too...
>Exit the post-match screen without replying to a "GG EZ" chat message from the enemy team.

>Hard Counter
>Type "NIGGER" in chat after getting killed by a demoman
How did Vavle get away with this?

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Cue Existential Crisis
>Unlock all other achievements for the game

Wizardry
>Finish the game without having sex

Enjoy the Demo
>Start up a pirated version of the game

Enjoyed the Demo
>Load a save file from a pirated version of the game in a legit version

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FPS
>Close the game after shooting the first person you see

I'll Save This For Later
>Finish the game without using consumables

What Is Your Profession?
>Finish the game without crafting

Why Don't You Take a Seat?
>Play the game while having Discord open

Door Stuck
>get stuck in the walls of a game and need to restart or load an old save to get out of it.

Promoted!
>Send the lead developer at least 1GB of loli porn
>0.01% achievement rate
No need to thank me. Fuck completionists.

The Big Guy
>Shoot a player and make their corpse fall out of a moving airplane.

Pillow Talk
>derail a coom thread with actual conversation

I'll Just Eat Ramen
>Buy something from the cash shop

Professional Journalism
>Complete the game on the easiest difficulty with all assists active

Spectrumed!
>Dominate a player with autism to get it yourself

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The Bigger They Are
>Kill your first giant

The Sign Is a Subtle Joke
>purchase a business previously owned by another player

Hey Look At Me
>Link your Twitch account and stream

Can't beat the cock
>Rape a player

Attentively Deficient
>Leave the game window unfocused for 10 or more minutes

Ice to meet you!
>Defeat an ice boss

Strong Personality
>Get blocked by 10 people

Heating up
>Defeat the Fire King

By Any Means Necessary
>Rescue the princess using a method that caters to one of your fetishes.

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I got a bone to pick with you!
>Defeat the Skeleton Lord

Seeing other people
>Fail to rescue the princess 5 times

Prove Yourself
>Win the battle without using any potions

Nice.
>Unlock 69% worth of total achievements

The Station Nightclub Fire
>Go into a minority filled nightclub and kill all the minority NPCs
>This achievement comes with an easy, automatic platinum PS trophy as well

You Are The Demons
>Log in to Reddit or Twitter

Put them down
>Kill a player using an animal skin

Heckin Valid
>Enter a restroom for the opposite sex

Acheatment Unlocked
>Get 100% of achievements

It would be impossible to get without Steam unlocker or something since it only triggers once 100% of achievements have been unlocked

How Are You This Bad
>Complete the game using the easiest difficulty while using cheats
Specially Educated
>Spend more than an hour in a tutorial.

Beast Trainer
>Get a non-human companion to max strength

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