Cyberkino

Does she tell you look hot in a swimsuit if you're a dude? She's super flirty with Fem V.

I think she does tease you a bit but if you compliment her she gets pissed off? Can't completely recall.

you just know

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>comfykino
it's so bland you won't remember anything about it in a month

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You sure about that?

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But I last played it 2 years ago and I still remember all the good shit. Am I a superhero?

>2 years ago
fuck off dude it's been like 3 months since the game came out... right?

Of course user I was merely pretending.

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10th of Dec, 2020.

You know the crazy thing? We still get CP threads daily.

This game's idea of a cyberpunk is so fucking unbelievably cringe.

>rampant and overt sexuality and degeneracy isn't cyberpunk!!!
You know Pondsmith, the guy who created the genre, was consulting on the game, right? You fuckers watched Blade Runner and think that's cyberpunk and nothing else is cyberpunk. Read a book.

Where can we read your thesis on the deconstruction of the Cyberpunk genre?

>We still get CP threads daily.
Where? Because I want in.

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He meant Cyberpunk threads you pedo

Hope to god somebody makes an overhaul mod that puts straight sex scenes in.

River's is hilarious, you get a literal no-homo moment

...

You can just wait until the finish the game

see, there's the thing; it's a prettier skyrim with non-shit combat. there's no meaningful RPG elements. it's all either

>stealth
>kill everyone with guns/hacks/melee
>"non-lethally" kill everyone with guns/hacks/melee

meaningful decisions amirite

>because le internet man said game bad
people didn't play this mediocre turd because they were/are bored of this generic, boring syle of game design. doesn't help that the writing is cringe unless you're a low-iq teenager

I thought they already made that possible?

This game is great, but it's disappointing it's not more of an rpg/ immersive sim. Here's a panam

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>unabated liberalism and sexual degeneracy aren't cyberpunk

weebs should be shot

But... There are? Most quests and sidequests have choices and different endings, including ones with stat checks? Did you play the game?

You should realize by now that they haven't. It's all the same canned responses.

>kino mission
>the whole mission is the annoying dyke remembering and talking about how she wanted to fuck the neighbor girl

desu I'd love if the game had food porn, more indepth drugs and all the BDs that are shown in the game and talked about you could actually play out. You wouldn't really need much more than that.

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>Short game.
>Repetitive side activities.
>Empty city.
>All the bugs.
Yes, the internet is the boogeyman

True, we all know the real kino mission.

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I played through it twice dipshit. sure there are technically skyrim-tier "choices and different endings" and the occasional actual different ending for a semi large quest, but nothing branching or any actual consequence for decisions outside of that one maelstrom quest at the beginning.

>annoying dyke
i get the feeling this is more about the dyke part than the annoying part, since people suck off Panam and she literally spends 99% of her screentime actually screeching, seething and acting like an angsty teenager.

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Is this your V or is it an actual NPC in game?

CDPR really cornered the pretentious midwit market, huh

>short game
>empty city
I'm really starting to think the vast majority of people shitting on this game did not play it

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I'm looking for something new to play, what's the name of the game you're thinking of that does what you're talking about

weebs are subhuman. genuinely. kys.

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everything in that screenshot is cancer and I wish a very painful death upon the entire gen x cohort

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I thought it was a 7.5/10 at best. the game gets the aesthetic down perfectly though. the seethe from unironic degenerates when they saw it wasn't like their epic japanese animes was amazing

I've been playing this game for 15 years if not longer.
GTA5 was my last attempt and I'm just bored of it.
Even the obvious beauty and artistry of RD2 doesn't entice me because it's just RD1 gameplay wise and I've done that already many times.
Videogames > movies the novelty has worn off.

>every one of the 100+ quests in the game doesn't end with giant nukes so those don't count

Yeah okay bud. Go ahead and name a game that has more choices than CP2077 AND they're all super meaningful and reactive. I'll wait.

your autism is noted

>Short game
Yes.
>Empty city
There's side activities, but those are boring and copy-pasted.

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>uuuh why isn't it always night and raining, hello? CDPR?

>There's side activities, but those are boring and copy-pasted.
What do you mean

>main story is 20 hours
It's almost like they put as much effort into the side stories and they're just as good

>side activities are boring and copy pasted
Even the lowest tier, most generic content in the game, NCPD dispatch spots, often have voice acting, notes and a story to them. Side story missions are all completely unique.
Where exactly is the copy pasting?

>Where exactly is the copy pasting?
I don't actually think any of these people are actually paying attention. It's like they're skipping all the dialog and just trying to fight things.

She was annoying. I hated her character. I didn’t give a fuck about the hookers. I didn’t give a fuck about her ex-gf evelyn. Virtually every aspect of her character is being an obnoxious, egocentric lesbian gamer girl with faux depth.

literally any pre oblivion WRPG lmao

or, dare I say it, *new vegas*

I really don't get the appeal of these rpgs-with-no-roleplaying that bethesda popularized tbqh

>go to building

>kill 30 of the same copy pasted gangster enemy (or complete objective quietly for ultimate decision making experience™)

there. that's 99% of the fucking quests.

Naw bud, the character focused side missions were the best ones of the game. Gig's are absolute garbage though.

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>new vegas
Don't pretend 99% of NV's choices do literally anything more than change a single slide in the ending cutscene. And that's just the main story, side quests usually don't even have choices.

I don't think we played the same game.

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and also kerry's no Im homo moment

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Based,

That song is absolutely amazing. I tried to learn it but its hard.

Judy is honestly the worst for missions on replaying, good the first time but God are they painfully slow to redo, the headset stuff is what is stopping me from playing again any time soon

You skipped all the side missions, didn't you? Either that or you literally didn't play the game.

If that's the qualification for "choices" then CP does that too.

With Kerry too, when you're destroying the boat there's a moment when you were clearly meant to kiss him, but if you don't romance him it's cringy as fuck

user i guarantee he's gonna say a Bethesda game that has none of the bullshit hes talking about