FIA, THE DEATHBED COMPANION

FIA, THE DEATHBED COMPANION

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>even corpses can have sex but Yea Forums still can't
what went wrong

alivebros...

Unironically, based.

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There's a rule in journalism where if the headline takes the form of a question, the answer is always "no"

THE VILE BABY GRAVY VAPER

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How? The dude was either not dead and popped a boner or she ripped his nuts and spilled the seed inside herself, that's the most logical maybe the guy was handsome as fuck and she wanted his seed, but idk how long sperm remains fresh or active after you die so it could be possible or not.

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I'm not going to lie, bros.
Would.

Literally all a woman has to do is point at her pussy and grunt and a man would fuck her, and she still chooses to fuck a corpse.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection

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>but idk how long sperm remains fresh or active after you die so it could be possible or not
Swimmers live for about a week

I'm almost 35. at this point I'd an hero if every morge was staffed by meth head degenerates who would carry on my genes. i bet my father would prefer that over me leaving him without a grandson

You will die a virgin. :^)

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>38 year old single mother
The kid will be posting here the second he learns how to type on an ipad.

Hahahaha

>apply scalpel to nutsack
>suckle the seed from the incision
>spit seed into own vaginal cavity
>???
>Profit

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Morticians aren't exactly the most sociable profession out there
And she was 38. Clock was ticking real hard.

It was probably Chad's corpse.

I hope necrofag is doing okay

lol don't listen to this user, just pick an age if you're still a virgin go on a rape spree.

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Yeah but how did they find out it was from a cadaver?

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>die
>get laid
I may have died a virgin, but at least i had sex

*incel niggers

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yeah this was my first question, wtf? Did she admit it to someone? Is there video evidence?

>being such a chad that he gets someone riding his dick after death
it's not fair

He takes one google to find out dead men can ejaculate, user.

reverse necromancer?

So, is it true or not?

He wouldn't if he were a woman, proving his point

youtube.com/watch?v=S-vyKkOZ_JY

trannysisters... how can we even compete??

Get help, incel, before it's too late.

I can fix her

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I hope there is no god. How could I explain what I failure I am?

How does her side profile look exponentially better?

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What kind of help, dating advice?

is*

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>hot morgue worker
you are fucked in the head

>2010
>This woman is 50 years old now

Any update?

Help to commit terrorist attack

She was let go after sucking the judge off.

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Heh
Just out of curiosity, am I the only one who doesn't want to have sex out of pure lazyness? I mean, it's a pain in the balls to put up a face and work hard just to have sex. I prefer to fap. And I'm.not an incel, I had several times that some bitches wanted to get my attention and I followed their play. Just after that it became a bother to follow it up
t. became a wizard one year ago who has a nice body, a 7/10 face and a okay job

What is the crime

Virginity theft

That's fucking cool

Necrophilia is indeed a crime

and doom your lineage to suicide and single-mortician-motherhood?
gimme a break

>2010
I wonder what he's up to now.

Necrophilia is a crime everywhere

>women would rather fuck dogs or Chad's corpse than you
It's fucking over, we will never recover from this.

>particularly by hanging
Legend has it that the mandrake is grown from the semen of hanged men, and there are several novels from the 1900s about a similar "death impregnation" from germany.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alraune_(1928_film)

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it's highly overrated and if you have social autism, the downsides of having to deal with someone else's emotional bullshit far outweigh cooming.
vidya is just straight up better

the charges officer

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KEK

it's not quite applicable since mothers give birth
but imagine a Single Man suddenly has a baby
the man is a mortician - you've never seen him with a girlfriend or wife
where did the baby come from?
coworkers, family, someone is going to be suspicious if a lonely womanfalls pregnant in such a line of work

>am I the only one who
No, never. However, there's probably some psychological fear of intimacy that is at the root of your lack of follow-through in getting laid. That being said, if you're content with your life then it doesn't really matter.

They'll call you a loser incel faggot but you're right, every single relationship I've been in was far worse than just being comfy at home playing vidya

Well let me put it this way. Your husband just died. He goes to the morgue for prep up. You learn a worker there messed with his body, use his sperm to impregnate herself and you have to live with the knowledge one of his progenity will be born from his dead corpse balls. The fact you're probably already mourning the guy is pretty rough in itself. Now imagine that kid learning this.

Same. I hate this. I'll go a few months alone, loving it, then get the idea in my head to start dating again and get my life all fucked up again.

Is it fucked up that I don't really want to have kids for any other reason than to prove I can?

>38
magic dead sperm